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    InTheDrink
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    Paterno Hospitalized

    Fell and broke his pelvis

    What are the odds that he'll be alive next Christmas? What a fall from grace.

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    That's what happens when he has all kinds of time on his hands and is chasing his wife all over the house

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    He probably is setting up his Kenneth Lay exit to get the target off his back so that his grandkids will be able to eat. All that is missing is a trip to the woods to end it.

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    Mr KLC
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    It saddens me to see all of this happening to a guy I held so high in esteem for so long.

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    InTheDrink
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    What are the odds that he'll be alive next Christmas? What a fall from grace.

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    He is dead. Confirmed on NY Times!

    Wow.

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