I went to my local US Post Office to mail a package. I knew they would be busy and they were, about 20 people standing in line.
While waiting the P.O. was playing elevator music through the ceiling speakers then a Christmas song came over the speakers. OMG!
This late 50s guy bald on top but with a 4" ponytail and wearing purple Birkenstock clogs said in a rather loud voice, "Excuse me, isn't this a federal government facility?" One of the P.O. clerks said, "Sort of, is there a problem?"
Birkenstock guy replies, "So why is there Christmas music playing in here?"
I swear at least 10 people said, "OH PLEASE"
Birkenstock guy says, "I'm not speaking to you people!" The clerk said, "Please, let's keep all remarks to ourselves and move on. Thanks"
Birkenstock guy gets out of line and while heading out the door said, "I'm reporting this post office to my congresswoman!"