1. 12-07-11 08:59 PM #1
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    no insurance just hit a tree??

    ahh man my Mom is going to kill me! What do I do?
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  2. 12-07-11 09:00 PM #2
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  3. 12-07-11 09:02 PM #3
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    who drives with no insurance?
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  4. 12-07-11 09:02 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by sideloaded View Post
    ahh man my Mom is going to kill me! What do I do?
    First off...you are worried about your mom? How old are you? Pour gas all over the car and set it on fire....quickly! Blame it on Al Qaeda sympathizers
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  5. 12-07-11 09:02 PM #5
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    1) get insurance tomorrow
    2) wait one full week and call insurance company
    3) ?????
    4) Profit!



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  6. 12-07-11 09:02 PM #6
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    take it to a body shop and tell him you want to pay cash and not go through insurance.
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  7. 12-07-11 09:04 PM #7
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    How did you hit a tree
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  8. 12-07-11 09:05 PM #8
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    Call Suh. Lie about everything.
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  9. 12-07-11 09:06 PM #9
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    Thankfully you took the time after crashing into a tree to post here on Players Talk? Just another SBR Fantasy....I would juice the story up by adding some tranny's or one-eyed MILF's with no teeth to at least give people a laugh.
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  10. 12-07-11 09:06 PM #10
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    Policy effective yesterday.
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  11. 12-07-11 09:08 PM #11
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    Why do our rates keep going up? .

    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    1) get insurance tomorrow
    2) wait one full week and call insurance company
    3) ?????
    4) Profit!



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  12. 12-07-11 09:10 PM #12
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  13. 12-07-11 09:12 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Policy effective yesterday.
    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Why do our rates keep going up? .

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  14. 12-07-11 09:16 PM #14
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    Get back into the car, drive into tree again this time going much faster. One less idiot.
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  15. 12-07-11 09:18 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    Get back into the car, drive into tree again this time going much faster. One less idiot.
    fkn mokey looking idiot stale it is
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  16. 12-07-11 09:19 PM #16
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    where is ur 7k?
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  17. 12-07-11 09:19 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    Get back into the car, drive into tree again this time going much faster. One less idiot.
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  18. 12-07-11 09:20 PM #18
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    You're going to have to murder your mother.

    I can't see any other way out of this.
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  19. 12-07-11 09:22 PM #19
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    This is one of the only places you can come and get honest +EV information on things like this.
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  20. 12-07-11 09:22 PM #20
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    [QUOTE=Dirty Sanchez;12681479]Thankfully you took the time after crashing into a tree to post here on Players Talk? Just another SBR Fantasy....I would juice the story up by adding some tranny's or one-eyed MILF's with no teeth to at least give people a laugh.

    Relax,my dads a tv repair man,he's got a gnarly set of tools.I can fix it.Your mom is going to shit and then kill you.Luckily everyone on the board knows so she won't get away with it.
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  21. 12-07-11 09:22 PM #21
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    tell your mom you're sorry and get a job so you can pay for the damages.
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  22. 12-07-11 09:25 PM #22
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    jerkoff, it relieves stress
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  23. 12-07-11 09:28 PM #23
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    Where the pics? It's SBR bro, no pics then it didn't happen.
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  24. 12-07-11 09:33 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post

    fkn mokey looking idiot stale it is
    Can somebody translate this? I dont speak moron.
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  25. 12-07-11 09:34 PM #25
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    Your mom will be happy that your not hurt...

    She isn't the enemy...

    10 years from now you will laugh at this...
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  26. 12-07-11 09:35 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    Can somebody translate this? I dont speak moron.
    you fkn twink
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  27. 12-07-11 09:36 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by stikymess View Post
    Where the pics? It's SBR bro, no pics then it didn't happen.
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  28. 12-07-11 09:38 PM #28
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    Who the fuk posts on sbr after having an accident?
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  29. 12-07-11 09:39 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    Can somebody translate this? I dont speak moron.
    Not sure Doc...but I'm going to go out on a limb here...it has something to do with fukkin a monkey
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  30. 12-07-11 09:41 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Not sure Doc...but I'm going to go out on a limb here...it has something to do with fukkin a monkey
    come at me you fkn broke dic.k motorcycle riding motherfukker
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  31. 12-07-11 09:43 PM #31
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    get on your moms insurance, she should know if you have it or not also
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  32. 12-07-11 09:47 PM #32
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    but on a serious note I have to give you the only answer here, since all posters are dumb as fukk and long term losers...

    sideloaded you simply dont do shit in this situation, if youre saying your mom is going to kill you that means it is your moms car, that means she has insurance, so you tell your mom to call the insurance company and they fix that shit pal....

    thats why TR88 is top 10 sharpest posters on SBR dot com
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  33. 12-07-11 09:47 PM #33
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    blame it on a drone strike.
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  34. 12-07-11 09:48 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tree Rollins View Post
    You're going to have to murder your mother.

    I can't see any other way out of this.

    Sound strategy
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  35. 12-07-11 09:50 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    come at me you fkn broke dic.k motorcycle riding motherfukker
    Sorry Man...translating is serious business....I can only do it a couple of times a night...
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