1. 12-05-11 03:27 PM #1
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    My girl caught me looking at another chick at the gym

    So I am on the treadmill gym is practically empty and this fuckin dime piece decides to get on the machine next to me.. all the other machines are empty so i am thinking to myself " nice "...

    My girl sees what is going on and puts me in her crosshairs , so i try to avoid issues and move to another machine.... THIS girl gets of the treadmill and gets in the machine infront of me and starts doing leg and ass workouts and her ass is sweaty and i cannot help it and i fuckin stare that ass down .. MY luck is that my girl catches me right in the middle of the stare.

    My girls walks up to me and throws water in my face slaps me and leaves .. the other girl laughs and gives me a look like " what a pussy whipped loser " and left the gym.. the situation was so fuct that even the gym instructor came over and gave me a pat in the back and said " women.. what can i tell ya "

    I get home and i get dumped via text message.

    WHAT the FUC is up with girls now a days?

    Few years ago this would have not gone down like this.

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  2. 12-05-11 03:29 PM #2
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    Fukk that clam. Bossy bitch.
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  3. 12-05-11 03:30 PM #3
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    Right should've put your girl in the emergency room for that move.
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  4. 12-05-11 03:33 PM #4
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    i know man im in of those situations were i wish i would have acted diff but hey at least im not in jail
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  5. 12-05-11 03:34 PM #5
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    My girls walks up to me and throws water in my face slaps me

    Who needs a bitch like that ??
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  6. 12-05-11 03:34 PM #6
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    Should've given her a ring.. and no not the one on the finger...
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  7. 12-05-11 03:34 PM #7
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    damn bodied
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  8. 12-05-11 03:34 PM #8
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    Tough break taxer.
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  9. 12-05-11 03:35 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by taxer View Post
    So I am on the treadmill gym is practically empty and this fuckin dime piece decides to get on the machine next to me.. all the other machines are empty so i am thinking to myself " nice "... My girl sees what is going on and puts me in her crosshairs , so i try to avoid issues and move to another machine.... THIS girl gets of the treadmill and gets in the machine infront of me and starts doing leg and ass workouts and her ass is sweaty and i cannot help it and i fuckin stare that ass down .. MY luck is that my girl catches me right in the middle of the stare. My girls walks up to me and throws water in my face slaps me and leaves .. the other girl laughs and gives me a look like " what a pussy whipped loser " and left the gym.. the situation was so fuct that even the gym instructor came over and gave me a pat in the back and said " women.. what can i tell ya " I get home and i get dumped via text message. WHAT the FUC is up with girls now a days? Few years ago this would have not gone down like this.

    Sounds like your girl was a real cu nt. That's why you need to date women, they would feel insecure with you staring at that girl, and she would invite the both of you to "shower" up after your workouts were over. Then your woman woulda gave you the best hummer/rim job you ever received, and she would win back your affection, then tomorrow you'd be back working out and that same 10 would be in there struttin her stuff and you would pay her no mind, you'd just be siting there fantasizing about that hummer/rimmer your woman just gave you.
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  10. 12-05-11 03:36 PM #10
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    she just wants to go fukk around with the guy shes been flirting with for a few days. she'll be back sunday night at the latest. dont worry.
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  11. 12-05-11 03:41 PM #11
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    on the bright side you got a convo starter with the other chick next time you see her..get your game on..you might be able to trade up if your game is tight
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  12. 12-05-11 03:41 PM #12
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    your girl was right

    you disrespected her you punk
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  13. 12-05-11 03:49 PM #13
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    Pics or this never really happened.
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  15. 12-05-11 03:59 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post


    Sounds like your girl was a real cu nt. That's why you need to date women, they would feel insecure with you staring at that girl, and she would invite the both of you to "shower" up after your workouts were over. Then your woman woulda gave you the best hummer/rim job you ever received, and she would win back your affection, then tomorrow you'd be back working out and that same 10 would be in there struttin her stuff and you would pay her no mind, you'd just be siting there fantasizing about that hummer/rimmer your woman just gave you.
    This ...

    Buddy i feel you 100% i wasnt even trying to mack on her i was just looking at was placed in front of me i never had any intention of even starting conv.

    My girl is hot and i love her but her attitude makes her look ugly as hell i need a woman not a 2nd mom
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  16. 12-05-11 04:00 PM #16
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    and now Glitch may have a point.. fuk

    And pics of what ? Of me being caught looking at another girl? sorry man my life isnt a reality show that i carry a fukin camera with me.
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  17. 12-05-11 04:00 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by taxer View Post
    My girl sees what is going on and puts me in her crosshairs , so i try to avoid issues and move to another machine....
    This is where you made the first/crucial mistake. Once she gave you that 'look' you should have went over and slapped her and sent her home to make dinner/clean house. You need to learn to put women in their place.
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  18. 12-05-11 04:01 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by NYSportsGuy210 View Post
    Pics or this never really happened.



    most guys that go to a gym are gay, so i'm pretty sure this story involved you looking at another GUY'S sweaty ass
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  19. 12-05-11 04:09 PM #19
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    try for the 3way
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  20. 12-05-11 04:14 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    your girl was right

    you disrespected her you punk
    LOL which jj ghost is this?
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  21. 12-05-11 04:16 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    your girl was right

    you disrespected her you punk
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  22. 12-05-11 04:19 PM #22
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    I feel you brah.... Guys slap their bitches for looking at me all the time...
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  23. 12-05-11 04:21 PM #23
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    taxer, we need to see a pic of your broad so that we can give you an idea of how to handle this shit....if she is below a 7, you are not going to like what we have to say about it...

    (please, for taxers sake, let her at least be a 7)*
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  24. 12-05-11 04:21 PM #24
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    What a sensitive c*nt.
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  25. 12-05-11 04:22 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glitch View Post
    she just wants to go fukk around with the guy shes been flirting with for a few days. she'll be back sunday night at the latest. dont worry.

    I bet taxer's girl is chowin on that 10's asshole form the gym. I bet there is no guy on the side. Taxer's girl was pissed because her and the 10 have been scissoring for a few weeks and the 10 is Bisexual and taxer's old lady was scared she may of wanted some of taxer's penis.
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  26. 12-05-11 04:22 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I feel you brah.... Guys slap their bitches for looking at me all the time...
    thats because they arent sure if you have a bomb in your bag or strapped to your chest you meat head!
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  27. 12-05-11 04:24 PM #27
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    haha this thread and the replies have put a smile on my face i wiill post a pic of her with no face.
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  28. 12-05-11 04:27 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    thats because they arent sure if you have a bomb in your bag or strapped to your chest you meat head!
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  29. 12-05-11 04:29 PM #29
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    There's certain things you do not do with your girlfriend. Working out is one of them. You gotta focus in the gym and if you decide to focus on sweaty bitches then you can't be worrying about a gf.
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  30. 12-05-11 05:17 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by taxer View Post
    haha this thread and the replies have put a smile on my face i wiill post a pic of her with no face.
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  31. 12-05-11 05:37 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I feel you brah.... Guys slap their bitches for looking at me all the time...
    translation

    bitches=local bottoms
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  32. 12-05-11 05:42 PM #32
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    did not happen

    C- story telling
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  33. 12-05-11 05:43 PM #33
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    She always wanted to dump you. She just had to wait for the right time to put it on you and not her. Women are very diligent!
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  34. 12-05-11 05:43 PM #34
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    Your girl has some serious self esteem issues
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  35. 12-05-11 05:47 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunde91 View Post
    did not happen

    C- story telling
    yeah taxer was getting tired of posting losers and getting negative feedback so he tried (and failed) to get some sympathy
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