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    stealthyburrito
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    Anyone here use/used food stamps??

    I used to despise these people.

    then my roommates good friend hooked us up with some stamps. single mother of 2, recently laid off her job.

    now im eating better then i ever did. and at a super low cost of $0

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    Stealthy don't use that crap... Let's go pick strawberries together... It's a good job.
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    probably 90% of players talk is on them

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    Do any states still use "stamps". I was under idea that they were all on " welfare debit cards", so you dont look like a low life anymore using them.

    But yea i dispise most of them because they abuse the system.

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    Odds ttwarrior uses them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sideloaded View Post
    probably 90% of players talk is on them

    I'm on the over. Book it.

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    ....you use food stamps ?

    then you have no business gambling whatsoever

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexansFan View Post
    Odds ttwarrior uses them?
    +500
    He misunderstood their purpose and just eats them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    ....you use food stamps ?

    then you have no business gambling whatsoever

    What planet do you live on? You think food stamps are given to hard working bootstrappy folks down on their luck? Ask anyone who works at a grocery store. Most smoke, drink, gamble, and are otherwise worthless in most regards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    What planet do you live on? You think food stamps are given to hard working bootstrappy folks down on their luck? Ask anyone who works at a grocery store. Most smoke, drink, gamble, and are otherwise worthless in most regards.

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    ttwarrior, how many Whoppers does each food stamp buy?

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    But anyway dont you have to use those stamps at some special stores ?

    Like stores that sell the expired kinda food ? or something ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexansFan View Post
    ttwarrior, how many Whoppers does each food stamp buy?

    You can't buy whoppers with food stamps, but what he does is buy cases of bottled water. Then he dumps the water and cashes in on the $0.05 deposits. There's his gambling + whopper money.

    Seriously, I've seen people do this. As you might imagine, they're usually... obama voters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ernie Mccracken View Post
    You can't buy whoppers with food stamps, but what he does is buy cases of bottled water. Then he dumps the water and cashes in on the $0.05 deposits. There's his gambling + whopper money.

    Seriously, I've seen people do this. As you might imagine, they're usually... obama voters.
    Aren't they on a card of some sort? I know we have something called the Lone Star card that people use. I'm guessing that's what they use.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    But anyway dont you have to use those stamps at some special stores ?

    Like stores that sell the expired kinda food ? or something ?

    No. Try any grocery store. Most work like debit cards and are called lone star cards (Texas) or Oregon Trail cards (Oregon) to spare them from the shame. Eff that. I say shame these freeloading douche canoes.

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    how would i get food stamps, i live at home and my mom makes too much money

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    post up shops now taking these ebt cards gl

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    how would i get food stamps, i live at home and my mom makes too much money
    Yeah, nobody has ever scammed the system before.

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    tell me how and ill try then

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    tell me how and ill try then
    The first step is swallowing an entire bottle of tylenol pm. Then check back and we'll go from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TR88 View Post
    ....you use food stamps ?

    then you have no business gambling whatsoever
    im not on stamps

    i get them from a friends friend

    for free

    +EV

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    tell me how and ill try then
    tt tell em you're homeless; they'll give you max amount. Pick your card up at the office, enjoy steaks nightly with the rest of us.

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    Hell no. Several years ago I had a bad year and was eligible for Earned Income Tax Credit on my tax return. I had to override the tax software to take it out. The IRS contacted me two or three times trying to give it to me, and I told them I didn't want it. I don't want sh*t from them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Hell no. Several years ago I had a bad year and was eligible for Earned Income Tax Credit on my tax return. I had to override the tax software to take it out. The IRS contacted me two or three times trying to give it to me, and I told them I didn't want it. I don't want sh*t from them.
    you're a -EV machine

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    Quote Originally Posted by sideloaded View Post
    you're a -EV machine
    Man I wish I could get food stamps with my sbr pro benefits + food stamps + one of those free gov phones I'd be unstoppable
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Hell no. Several years ago I had a bad year and was eligible for Earned Income Tax Credit on my tax return. I had to override the tax software to take it out. The IRS contacted me two or three times trying to give it to me, and I told them I didn't want it. I don't want sh*t from them.

    Earned Income Tax Credit is not welfare....any family with children that makes between like 20k to 60k a year total...is eligible...your a fool for not taking that...only people that work are eligible

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    Yes earned income tax credit is big with single mothers I've known... They get back a nice chunk of cash

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    food stamps are +EV it's all about working the system. If you're a gambler and don't see this I'm afraid you're a losing sports bettor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    Man I wish I could get food stamps with my sbr pro benefits + food stamps + one of those free gov phones I'd be unstoppable
    Now you're thinking like a true +EV monster.

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    Will report every guy in this thread to the authorities if they do not qualify and receive them
    There are more needy people than can use them

    I once saw Stealthy on a webcam with a $500 shirt on, $200 bracelet

    He will be my first..on phone now with state of Delaware

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    good luck getting rid of 90% of sbr

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    I work for the welfare department. TT it doesn't matter what your mom makes OR that you live with her. Youre an adult. It's based on your income. You just gotta know how to explain your need and situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    how would i get food stamps, i live at home and my mom makes too much money

    I believe you. That's a very valid point

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