2015 SBR Bash Registration is LIVE!! See you in Punta Cana!

**El Nino** · 08-11-14, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Bigday here is what I did…

When your wife made a video a while back I took a snapshot of her and then went to Staples with her photo and then we blew it up into a 12 x 12 canvas.

Cost me $450 and the people at Staples thought I was a weirdo. Just that it was my wife and she wanted a portrait.

So then after two weeks after it was made I took it home and used it as a mattress pad. I basically tried fukken her every night .... Her portrait was on the bottom and I was on top of her. I tried for four nights and just couldn't come therefore my conclusion I wasn't interested in her anymore. I know this whole thing sounded strange but I do things like that.

Unreal, pal.

**QuangX** · 08-12-14, 07:53 AM

SBR... Can you please Pm me your rates... So people can actually plan their trip and their flight? I want to know How much it would cost a college student to stay there 5 days vs 2 days. ( Yes, It matters) WHat is the rates that sbr is getting at the Hard Rock.... PLease.... I m becoming pro before BTP, and possibly sooner. Stop ignoring the quanger.....

**BIGDAY** · 08-12-14, 07:55 AM

Originally posted by QuangX

SBR... Can you please Pm me your rates... So people can actually plan their trip and their flight? I want to know How much it would cost a college student to stay there 5 days vs 2 days. ( Yes, It matters) WHat is the rates that sbr is getting at the Hard Rock.... PLease.... I m becoming pro before BTP, and possibly sooner. Stop ignoring the quanger.....

**shari91** · 08-12-14, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by QuangX

SBR... Can you please Pm me your rates... So people can actually plan their trip and their flight? I want to know How much it would cost a college student to stay there 5 days vs 2 days. ( Yes, It matters) WHat is the rates that sbr is getting at the Hard Rock.... PLease.... I m becoming pro before BTP, and possibly sooner. Stop ignoring the quanger.....

Come on man... stop being so bloody lazy. The rates have already been posted in here several times and Cuse even posted them directly in response to YOU the first time you asked. It's $447 per night. Your cost would be 5 x $447 or 2 x $447 plus your flight. There are already 15 people on the waiting list for free rooms.

**Booya711** · 08-12-14, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by shari91

Come on man... stop being so bloody lazy. The rates have already been posted in here several times and Cuse even posted them directly in response to YOU the first time you asked. It's $447 per night. Your cost would be 5 x $447 or 2 x $447 plus your flight. There are already 15 people on the waiting list for free rooms.

people always want shit done for them....drives me F'n crazy...

**TheMoneyShot** · 08-12-14, 02:35 PM

Edit by SBR Jojo: We have received your flight confirmation Themoneyshot. See you in Punta Cana!
Flight Confirmation sent in. WORD.

**El Nino** · 08-12-14, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by QuangX

SBR... Can you please Pm me your rates... So people can actually plan their trip and their flight? I want to know How much it would cost a college student to stay there 5 days vs 2 days. ( Yes, It matters) WHat is the rates that sbr is getting at the Hard Rock.... PLease.... I m becoming pro before BTP, and possibly sooner. Stop ignoring the quanger.....

Quanger, unfortunately you do not have the reading comprehension skills or Pro status to attend this bash. Better luck on the next one, pal.

**TheMoneyShot** · 08-12-14, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

Quanger, unfortunately you do not have the reading comprehension skills or Pro status to attend this bash. Better luck on the next one, pal.

El... are you arriving on Thursday??? I'll be there Thursday.

**opie1988** · 08-12-14, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

So is the poker tournament gonna be held on Saturday or Sunday? The best flight I could find without an 18 hour fuk'in flight time and layover arrives at 5:05 pm on Sat.

All the other flights are like 18, 20, 21 hours with two fuk'in stops just to get there! Yeah great deal, two free hotel days, it takes a whole day just to get there. 5 days would be worth it, 2 is a bunch of shit to come all that way. Don't know why you guys just didn't go with the fuk'in survey and have it in the USA. Enjoy the sausage fest, maybe next year.

What a brokedikk fukk.

18-20 hour layover. Fukk kind of bullshit airlines are you flying??

I literally just had my office book my flight 20 mins ago. First class on US Airways with 1 connection, layover and all is a total time of 7 hours, 25 mins.

Brokedikk MikeScam must be trying to ship himself in a box UPS Ground.

What a fukkin idiot.

**El Nino** · 08-12-14, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

El... are you arriving on Thursday??? I'll be there Thursday.

Yep, the flight I'm looking at is getting in Thursday at 1:15pm. Doesn't look like the fares are going down, will buy this weekend.

It looks like it's about a 30 minute shuttle ride to the resort. I e-mailed the Hard Rock to see if their shuttle service is provided or if they bill you for the ride or what. Not sure if it comes with the stay or if they just outsource it to a transportation biz. They e-mailed me a generic form asking the dates I was saying, flight, etc. and I e-mailed them back and told them I wasn't booked yet, just inquiring. They sent me back the same generic form in their response. Damn Ticos.

**El Nino** · 08-12-14, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

What a brokedikk fukk.

18-20 hour layover. Fukk kind of bullshit airlines are you flying??

I literally just had my office book my flight 20 mins ago. First class on US Airways with 1 connection, layover and all is a total time of 7 hours, 25 mins.

Brokedikk MikeScam must be trying to ship himself in a box UPS Ground. What a fukkin idiot.

Be careful, Opie. It looks like he's already tried to do this once before in 2003. Perhaps he was paying you a visit

. Looks like he shipped himself in a crate with his computer so he could play SBR Poker and whine about his bad beats. Unfukkin'real.

CNN.com - Man shipped from New York to Texas in crate - Sep. 10, 2003

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Southwest/09/09/plane.stowaway/

**TheMoneyShot** · 08-12-14, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

Yep, the flight I'm looking at is getting in Thursday at 1:15pm. Doesn't look like the fares are going down, will buy this weekend.

It looks like it's about a 30 minute shuttle ride to the resort. I e-mailed the Hard Rock to see if their shuttle service is provided or if they bill you for the ride or what. Not sure if it comes with the stay or if they just outsource it to a transportation biz. They e-mailed me a generic form asking the dates I was saying, flight, etc. and I e-mailed them back and told them I wasn't booked yet, just inquiring. They sent me back the same generic form in their response. Damn Ticos.

Yep, I didn't research all of that yet. A few posters mentioned staying at a different hotel for the first 2 days etc. Then head to the Hard Rock on Saturday. Again, haven't researched anything yet... probably do that in the next 2 weeks or so. Seems safer just to stay at the Hard Rock all 4 days. Not trying to be a puss here... but... I don't want to be on TMZ as the next "overboard death incident"

to save a buck.

My flight arrives at 1:50 PM.... hopefully be at a hotel by check in at 3PM.

**jjgold** · 08-12-14, 05:05 PM

I somehow guys Nino's confirmation

Nino I will forward and you also double check with Jo Jo

Lol.............your 1st name is ....Lorenzino

**El Nino** · 08-12-14, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Yep, I didn't research all of that yet. A few posters mentioned staying at a different hotel for the first 2 days etc. Then head to the Hard Rock on Saturday. Again, haven't researched anything yet... probably do that in the next 2 weeks or so. Seems safer just to stay at the Hard Rock all 4 days. Not trying to be a puss here... but... I don't want to be on TMZ as the next "overboard death incident"

to save a buck.

My flight arrives at 1:50 PM.... hopefully be at a hotel by check in at 3PM.

Yeah, too short a trip to be jumping hotels. Just going to do the Hard Rock the whole time. Figure if I get to the hotel a little before check in I will have an hour or so to kill in a casino/sportsbook...darn!

If we play our cards right, Moneyshoter, we can have AIDS by dinner time

**TheMoneyShot** · 08-12-14, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

Yeah, too short a trip to be jumping hotels. Just going to do the Hard Rock the whole time. Figure if I get to the hotel a little before check in I will have an hour or so to kill in a casino/sportsbook...darn!

If we play our cards right, Moneyshoter, we can have AIDS by dinner time

Not a bad idea!

**El Nino** · 08-12-14, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I somehow guys Nino's confirmation

Nino I will forward and you also double check with Jo Jo

Lol.............your 1st name is ....Lorenzino

Reported

**pavyracer** · 08-12-14, 05:52 PM

Edit by SBR Jojo: We will require a Ferry ticket.
If we plan to arrive by sea what kind of documentation is required?

**BIGDAY** · 08-12-14, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

What a brokedikk fukk.

18-20 hour layover. Fukk kind of bullshit airlines are you flying??

I literally just had my office book my flight 20 mins ago. First class on US Airways with 1 connection, layover and all is a total time of 7 hours, 25 mins.

Brokedikk MikeScam must be trying to ship himself in a box UPS Ground.

What a fukkin idiot.

By chance are you connecting in ATL on Thursday?

MMAChicka and I still debating on US Airways first class flight through ATL.

**LVHerbie** · 08-13-14, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

What a brokedikk fukk.

18-20 hour layover. Fukk kind of bullshit airlines are you flying??

I literally just had my office book my flight 20 mins ago. First class on US Airways with 1 connection, layover and all is a total time of 7 hours, 25 mins.

Brokedikk MikeScam must be trying to ship himself in a box UPS Ground.

What a fukkin idiot.

Such as square. I'm flying out of Dallas as well but opted for a extended layover in Newark to get the extra miles which just adds a night in New York City to my extended stay in the DR.

Then again I don't I have to be back first thing on Monday morning to insure I'm fully exploiting my crew of low wage workers so my child don't suffer the indignity of being forced to share public batting cages...

**opie1988** · 08-13-14, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

Such as square. I'm flying out of Dallas as well but opted for a extended layover in Newark to get the extra miles which just adds a night in New York City to my extended stay in the DR.

Then again I don't I have to be back first thing on Monday morning to insure I'm fully exploiting my crew of low wage workers so my child don't suffer the indignity of being forced to share public batting cages...

See......Herbie gets it.

**jjgold** · 08-13-14, 07:28 AM

Why are guys taking 5-9 planes for this flight??

Is it that remote to get too??

**opie1988** · 08-13-14, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Why are guys taking 5-9 planes for this flight??

Is it that remote to get too??

Brokedikk City

**jjgold** · 08-13-14, 09:18 AM

The cheapest plain ticket I found via Shari was $650 although 7 stops and 3 days to get there

She said this and I am not lying... ""JJ that is good value"

**BIGDAY** · 08-13-14, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

The cheapest plain ticket I found via Shari was $650 although 7 stops and 3 days to get there

She said this and I am not lying... ""JJ that is good value"

Bend over baldy!!!

Lay the JUICE and up yourself to a one stop connection.

**El Nino** · 08-13-14, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

The cheapest plain ticket I found via Shari was $650 although 7 stops and 3 days to get there

She said this and I am not lying... ""JJ that is good value"

Hope in a canoe and paddle like a Cuban, ya sunburnt head mother fukker!

**darrell74** · 08-14-14, 12:37 AM

Edit by SBR Jojo: You are # 17 in the waiting list Darrell.
Just got on the waiting list,
let me know when I'm allowed, then, I'll go buy the passport/ticket

**bobbyfk** · 08-14-14, 05:12 AM

Edit by SBR Jojo: You are #4 in the waiting list Bobby!
Can we get an update of where we are on the waiting list?

**jjgold** · 08-14-14, 11:49 AM

Bobby stop causing problems here

They will call you

I'm 48 on the waiting list right now

**LVHerbie** · 08-14-14, 04:20 PM

Edit by SBR Jojo: Please send your new flight confirmation LV. We will need it for documentation purposes.
Jojo I sent confirmation a couple days back but already made change number one to my flight... Do you need the new confirmation or are you guys just wanted evidence we are coming?

**tatddy** · 08-14-14, 04:34 PM

So I guess if you didn't happen to log onto sbr the day this was announced you're SOL, ey?

This should be 50 most fun and least fat get a room not first 50 to log onto sbr. This is the D.R. for god's sake!!

Edit - doesn't matter how fat. Should read 50 most likely to enjoy a social life while also being able to gamble excessively

**LVHerbie** · 08-14-14, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Bobby stop causing problems here

They will call you

I'm 48 on the waiting list right now

Coach in this case I think Bobby is just causing problems as I tried to get him to join me on my "find a last minute cheap flight to Dallas to hustle machines in Winstar/Choctaw/Shreveport for a few days before catching our cheap flight to Punta Cana with a 20 hour layover in Newark/mileage run followed by two weeks hostel hoping in DR before the bash adventure" and he just shook his head at me and walked away...

**Timmay** · 08-14-14, 06:52 PM

What's the poker tournament like over there?
What's the buy in? What are the payouts?

Thanks
I signed up, but honestly I'm not sure yet of my guest and if I can go.

**Reload** · 08-14-14, 07:05 PM

Talked to our friend Geno Bisconte today. He's interested in coming and doing his comedy routine for us again. Hope SBR can help make it happen.

**BIGDAY** · 08-14-14, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by Timmay

What's the poker tournament like over there?
What's the buy in? What are the payouts?

Thanks
I signed up, but honestly I'm not sure yet of my guest and if I can go.

TIMMAAAAAY. !!

Buy in is a little steep!! $250.

However, I'll buy you in if you kick Loshak in the nut sack.

**El Nino** · 08-14-14, 08:59 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

So I guess if you didn't happen to log onto sbr the day this was announced you're SOL, ey?

This should be 50 most fun and least fat get a room not first 50 to log onto sbr. This is the D.R. for god's sake!!

Edit - doesn't matter how fat. Should read 50 most likely to enjoy a social life while also being able to gamble excessively

tatddyer, you should come. We need someone to provide us with winnerz.