[InTheHole]

I can understand not wanting to meet a poster in person but why waste his time saying you'll show and then not?

[Tsoprano]

If he was truly here I would of met him.

Let's see if he comes through with those pictures proving he was.

I want to meet the legend.

[InTheHole]

He is full o' shit...let me prove it

[InTheHole]

[jjgold]

I was at restaurant and Knick game

Soprano did not show, I would not give the guy my # and the place iw as going to be at if I was not there

[InTheHole]

right right....is that the 702 line or the SBR phone....just get back from the game

[jjgold]

In the hole your all jerkoffs and afraid of people that is I do not deal with little girls like you

Posted the exact address I was at, guy lived 5 minutes from there

he is afraid of me like almost everyone else here

Did he really think I was going to blow his head off??

[pavyracer]

Are 500 videos not enough to get to know him? Why would you want to meet him in person?

[The Seer]

u would have to go to the zoo to meet gold

[jjgold]

Seer why are guys afraid to meet me?

I am not a killer, I might carry but do not use it.

[Tsoprano]

Which restaurant did you go to?

I am very familiar with ChinaTown.

[jjgold]

Tony you fuk, I posted it in the thread before

The exact address

[jjgold]

I will e-mail you a picture


Congee Village
100 Allen Street
New York, NY 10002

[wtf]

telling people you are shining your .45 is a real nice way to motivate folks to meet you

[tullamore]

JJ, if I am ever in NY I will meet you China Town.

[The Seer]

Seer why are guys afraid to meet me?

I am not a killer, I might carry but do not use it.

I don't know jj. I would not be scared. Maybe they think you will try to see their penis.

[jjgold]

check your e-mail

I sent from an old yahoo account I had

[InTheHole]

I will e-mail you a picture


Congee Village
100 Allen Street
New York, NY 10002

Nice try JJ...they close 3 months ago

[jtuck]

Think I saw him back stage at the AC/DC concert Friday. Would have tried to get his autograph but didn't want to take his attention away from the broads filling his brews and giving him updates on RebateWager hockey lines.

[wtf]

^^good one!

i saw him there also, bizarre

[bobbyfk]

i want to meet him when he comes down to AC, i can get him a discounted room at the Borgata

[RumpledForeskin]

rumer has it Venditto met him at the glory hole....

[Data]

I recall two all time classics by ABB.

10-24-2003, 11:49 PM
AnotherBadBeat
The One and Only
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 6,438

Atlantic City Gold ( True Story that needs to be told )
JJ , I know you made me promise not to tell this story , but Im sorry pal .... , the truth needs to be told. I cant keep this away from your forum peers forever. And after your 30k milestone , consider this my gift to you.

Every summer I go to NY to visit my Uncle and some childhood friends , big agents , etc. I had gotten pretty friendly with JJgold on chat and in the forums , plus he did do some legwork for me in the past , hes good for P and C's , sometimes if I got a new guy that owes pretty good and I dont know him real well , I'll send JJ , believe or not at 5'4 300 ( oh Im sorry JJ , 284 ) try more like 350 , he actually is pretty imtimidating , he's also loyal .... Had him pick up 30k once in 20's and 50's nobody wanted to count it and everybody thought it would be short ,but every cent was there , every time. Anyways , I had never met the man in person , our mutual friend put us in contact and we worked like that. But last July , I decided I wanted to put a face behind the man.

I contacted JJ and told him to call me , we decided to meet at Trump casino in Atlantic City for a night of gambling and getting to know each other. I cant tell you what I was expecting , honestly I always thought he was kidding about his height and weight , but his claims are as accurate as can be , sure enough there he was in the flesh , hand extended in greeting , he was wearing a Run Dmc style sweatsuit Purple and Blue with a silver Chain dangling off his neck , Bald as a babys bottom and yes , Im not kidding ............ a little red colored Pony tail , he says a single red hair , but its a handful if one were to tug it. ( and by the end of the night , I wanted to strangle with it ) Talk about a loud , obnoxious , arrogant , asshole. This fu cking guy takes the cake. Within 2 minutes of meeting me , A very attractive woman walked by and JJ flicks his tongue at her and says " Hey baby , once you go bald and red , you dont go back" , it was like a line out of a cheesy B movie , I was honestly kind of embarrassed. I suggested we go play some cards get a drink , after all we were standing in the lobby. He said no problem , my dealer Freddy will take care of us , follow me. This table was buried in the back of the casino , Freddy(no relation to the Devil ) looked like a full on Loser , buck teeth , bald (of course ) , kind of looked like that Ernest dude from those movies. Oh yea , on the way through the casino , JJ nearly takes out 3 women at the slot machine because he thought he saw some money on the ground , but it was just a green drink voucher , when he bent over to pick it up .......... The ol' plumbers crack smiled at me Devilisly. I nearly puked on the spot. And every 2 minutes JJ would be checking sportspager looking in on baseball scores , Im like JJ , come on , play a hand the scores will be there. Hes a like nervous wreck , constantly checking scores , not to mention I have never seen anyone literally "sweat" like JJ does , Im not talking sweating the scores either , im talking sweat from his pores , he must have went through 3 packages of cocktail napkins an hour wiping off his brow , now I guess the Sweatsuit made sense because that style went out in the late 80's.

This guy is the WORST black jack player I have ever seen. He makes the little old Chinese lady who constantly kills you at 3rd base look like shes God sent. He kept telling me how he learned to count cards and about his technique and all these books he read on it , well all this "technique" amounted to him constantly busting and borrowing money from me. I would have won over all that night , but I lent JJ 2 dimes which I might add he still owes me ( but JJ - If you do the favor I asked of you .... I'll erase that debt , think about it , and let me know by November 1st ) Anyways , this asshole was hitting 17's , the first time he drew a 3 and I had to hear I told you so for about 3 hours how his theory worked .... Mind you he didnt draw under 5 hitting 17 the rest of the night.

Ever hear the expression "No shame in my game" , well that is the epitemy of JJ's philosiphy. He lets it all hang out , and Im not just talking about his belly. He says what he wants , when he wants , to whomever he wants too. A couple of older women sat next to us on the table , JJ immediately began flirting with em' , and talk about a natural bullshitter. He was telling these broads he was a Producer for Phillip Blunt .... the hottest young rapper out there , told him he had his own plane , limo , etc , and then after he had noticably impressed these women he told one to pull his finger which she obliged only to hear the loudest fart I have ever heard , JJ was laughing his nards off , saying I gotcha , I gotcha ( in the same way he said "I told you so" ) talk about annoying. This sloppy f uck was embarassing the shit out of me. Then the smell came , let me tell you , not only did he clear out our table , he cleared out the Baccarat table 3 rows down - Brutal. I had enough of Black Jack ( or this case Ass Crack ) I was getting ready to make an exuse to ditch him for the night but he insisted on treating me for dinner , it was the least he could do after borrowing all the money. ( funny he was treating me to dinner on money that he borrowed from me , is this considered a treat ? ) I am expecting a nice sit down meal , bottle of wine , NOPE , takes me to $7.99 Buffet and we sat in the caffeteria with the rest of the losers. Talk about an Eater, Jesus Christ , I'd like to see a one on one between JJ and Fat Frank. He loaded up on the Prime Rib , Stacked about a foot high over his plate. Now heres the shocker ............He eats with his hands !!! , no fork , no knife , no nothing .... He was shoveling peices of prime rib into his mouth from his grubby little fingers , it was disgusting. Some Asians at a table nearby were goffing at the site , and JJ while spitting out prime rib , said "Why dont you take a fu cking picture , it will last longer " , No shame at all. He ate all meat , no salad , no legumes , no fruits ........Unbelievable , and honestly I doubt anyone believes me , because had I not seen this attrocity with my own eyes I would not believe it either. After his 5th plate , he cut another loud fart acting like it was completely normal , and said now its time for desert. 3 Banna splits , I was almosting expecting him to just dive in mouth first , but to my surprise he used a spoon. HOLY SHIT he suddenly yelled , my beeper , my beeper , I left my beeper on the table , I got to go get it. I said forget about its gone ... He was devasted like he just lost a son. He insisted on going to look for it and this was my out .... I said , Look I got to hit the road , nice meeting you , we'll keep in touch. He shook my hand and then Litterally ran off into the crowded casino , yelling move it , move it , coming through , coming through. ........... and guess what everyone moved.

I never have seen anything remotely close to JJgold , he is truly one of a kind. , eventhough hes a fat , disgusting , bald , slob , theres an unnamed quality about him that I liked , hes original , consistent in his ways , and has been loyal in the past , But anyone planning on meeting him ................... Be prepared for the shock and ride of your life.


Abb

[Data]

Part 2.

12-20-2003, 01:20 AM
AnotherBadBeat
The One and Only
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 6,438

Atlantic City Gold Part 2 ( The Finale )

Anyways heres the Finale ............

Gold is certainly a handful, a trouble maker in his own wholesome way. Neurotic, obsessive-compulsive, boisterous, obnoxious, he marches to the beat of a different drum, actually there may be no percussion present at all, but he still marches.
I went back to my Hotel room, almost ready to simply split, hit the road without the courtesy of a goodbye, a handshake, or even an, “I’ll see you later”; JJ had worn me down by his obtuse style exhibited at the strip club. His cat calls, the sexism, the womanizing and the traces of racism regarding the service staff had subtly chipped my outer guard. Plus the fact we almost went toe to fist didn’t help the scene. But what the hell, I was here for the long haul... I already achieved a minor buzz from the afternoon drinking and actually didn’t want to risk a one on one encounter of a magnitude I couldn’t handle – The New Jersey State Police. I think I might still have outstanding parking tickets in the Hoboken area from 93’ and didn’t need the aggravation of blowing .09 and spending the night in jail, (I know for shit sure JJ wouldn’t be bailing me out!) So, I decided to see what JJ had in store for us, how bad could things be?

He called me at 7.45, said he was waiting downstairs in the front of the building, said he had a “Limo”. Now that’s what I’m talking about, alright maybe he was stepping up to the plate after all, and felt bad for being such a slouch for the first part of the day. I put on my “Serpico” Leather jacket, cool, slick and black over a white t-shirt. Spruced up with a little cologne for the ladies and went downstairs. When I got out front I didn’t see any limousines waiting for me, however I did see JJ standing in front of a 1974 Oldsmobile Regency 98, blood red and dented. He was smiling like a little kid in a candy store, looks like he switched his necklace from silver to gold as well, I wasn’t sure. “Step on in, ABB, welcome to my world” JJs face gleamed, I think Some lettuce from his Shrimp Cocktail several hours ago in lodged his front tooth gleamed as well, but I ignored it and chuckled, “Limo huh, aren’t I the lucky one?”, Come on now ABB, this car has more class than you’ve rode in your whole life, Used to belong to Richard Nixon, it’s a classic!”, That’s right, he said it, Used to belong to Richard Nixon. “Alright, you sit in front ok, this is my man Carlonphonso, and he’ll take care of us.” Carlonphonso looked and sounded a little like comedian Chris Rock, a young black male in his early 30’s or late 20’s, I didn’t ask his age, cause he to busy singing over the radio, then after about one block of driving JJ started singing along with him, only JJ wasn’t actually singing, he was screeching his lyrics and wasn’t even close to the words either. I think the song was … “Heard it through the grapevine” by Marvin Gay” JJ was singing the chorus like this, “The whores came through by freight train” or something ridiculous to that effect. I think he was mucking the words on purpose to be funny, but with that whiny voice it was pretty annoying. Then Carlonphonso starts with the yapping, “You know, I done noticed that my brother J-lo (that’s what Carlonphonso called JJ, cause he’s so short by the way.) be calling you ABB , now why dat be?” , Before I could answer, he answered the question for me. , “You must be an ABBA fan huh?, Damn I love ABBA, aren’t they coming out with a reunion album?, Dancing Queen, my Dancing Queen, your from Queens right? , Damn dats a kick in the pants, Sheet, but nah really what I miss is that candy , ABBA DABBA, or what about the Flintstones , Yabba Dabba Doo, I always thought Fred was secretly yelling for a Abba Dabba, the candy that is, not the musicians , course you would have known that, cause the musicians don’t go by Abba Dabba ,just Dabba, Ahhaah , I mean Abba. Shit , Im confusing myself, but your following right J-lo?” JJ was still butchering the lyrics to Grapevine “Betcha wanna go to school, with the guys who think they cool”, I suddenly got a little faint and looked in the glove box for a gun, not to shoot them, but to put myself out of this tormented version of hell where I was boxed in between two certifiable nutcases in a car straight out of Hill Street Blues.

I rarely get headaches, but I had one now, and was ready to tell them both to SHUT THE FUK UP, and LET ME THE FUK OUT!!!, on that note, JJ yelled out, “Heeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeeeeee’s JJ” , apparently we had arrived to the restaurant. “First things first Bad Beat, you got it?” Carlonphonso handed back JJ a joint that looked more like a cinnamon toothpick wrapped in toilet paper, this thing was about 1.5 inches long( I guess that’s normal for JJ) and 2 milimeters thick. “We got’s to get the appetite up ABB, I usually don’t smoke, but I read on the forums that you like too, so I figured I’d surprise you, not bad huh?” Alright , I like spontaneity, and those who know me know I like to smoke a little grass from time to time, so I was appreciative of the gesture. But after smoking that oregano-parsely mix, I felt like giving J-lo and Carlonphonso a gesture of my own, one that involved my middle finger. I realized that the lettuce wedged between JJs front teeth wasn’t lettuce at all, but probably remnants of the dirt weed stuck to his teeth from when he rolled and licked the doober. It gave me more of a headache than an actual high, but I thanked him anyway. We were enterting a steak house of sort, it looked to be of middle class and caliber, nothing to spectacular. I thought it was just going to be JJ and I for dinner, but Gold invited Carlonphonso to join us, and in his Antonio Mcdyes Jersey he was definetley underdressed for even KFC.

Table for 3, when I was looking over the wine list with the waiter looking over our table. ( JJ and Carlon are sights for sore eyes to say the least) I ordered a nice bottle of red wine , around $60, but Carlonphonso insisted on drinking Malt Liquer – no kidding. They didn’t serve malt liquer the waiter kept insisting, before he could stick us with a firm “No” , JJ busted out , “ Do you know who this is ? This is Puff Daddy, you know P-Diddy, the man wants a Colt 45, I suggest you get him one, he’s got more money than Trump, send a waiter to the e, but quench this mans thirst !!!, for the love of Hip-Hop !!!” Just what I wanted to avoid, another scene. Now patrons at other tables were beginning to glance over at us, and make comments beneath their menus and breath. The Manager of the restaurant, a larger distinguished looking gentlemen with a handlebar mustache came to the waiters relief. “What seems to be the problem here?”, JJ barks out, “I’ll tell you what the fukking problem is Frenchie, my homie wants a forty dog of Colt 45 and your employee here says that’s impossible, what the hell happened to the customer is always right???” ( Now I knew where the phrase, the customer is always an asshole came from.) The Manager was doing his best job not to strangle JJ, because his brow was getting red and he was visibly embarrassed. "Hop on a fukking a scooter, hit a damn 7-11, and get my man his Brew!" JJ was relentless, I finally put an end to this charade of shame.

ABB- JJ , shut the fuk up, they don't have it, drink another brand or drink wine, or I'm fukking out of here, I ain't kidding !!!
JJ- Don't start with me ABB, Frenchie knows I aint bluffing, I'll burn this place down, I'll picket the streets for monthes demanding equal drinking opportunities !!!, This is an outrage , and I demand Justice.....
Manager- Gentlemen , I will have to ask you to lower your voices ....
JJ- The Fuk I will !!! , Give this man his Malt Liquer, and bring me a Chorizo while your at it, all this yelling is getting my appetite up.

At this point, the table next to us was upset, and the man sitting there leaned over to JJ and said, do you mine? , Its my 5th anniversy over here, and your ruining it for me and my family. Sure enough , two 10 year old girls were giggling but a little scared.

JJ- Your Fukking A right I mind, we all mind, everyone for the last 20 years who has tried to order Malt Liquer from this Shit hole and has been denied MINES!!!
MAN at Table - Look here Damnit , I asked you nicely, and you used profanity infront of my wife and daughters , Im a reasonable man, but enough is enough, lets take this out side .....

He wasn't kidding and when he stood up revealing a 6'6 frame about 260, I think I saw a squirt of piss shoot out of JJ's sweatpants. Carlonphonso at that point said hastilly , No problem here ,Its cool, I'll have a a bud and watch the game , its all good!!!
But JJ didnt back down , to my surprise .... " Ask and thou shall fukking recieve" , he took off his sweatshirt and for the first time the whole day I saw JJ's milkwhite freckled arms, with (an Im not kidding) a tattoo on the left shoulder that says "In Mom we Trust", His arms were by no means muscular, but powerful looking nonetheless.

You have to take a moment and visualize this spectacle. JJ at about 5'3 and 280 against Ivan Drago who was about 6'6 and half way to the front door doing a comeon gesture with his forefinger. JJ's face was redder than that excuse for a limo was that we drove here in. What the hell had I gotten myself into I wondered as I pushed my way past the manager and outside to watch the brawl. The Manager poked his head out after me saying he had called the cops. JJ yelled back , "You better call an Ambulance too, while your at it Frenchie !!!"

Well the big Man didnt waste anytime , he charged JJ and hit him with a tackle that JJ shrugged off with a light grunt of pain, uGhh, JJ attempted to wrap him up, but could only reach about half way around the man due to the limited use of his "aligator" arms. The mans wife was outside now too, and she was screaming , "Stop it, Stop it !!!" JJ got thrown down on the ground next to some garbage cans and actually fell into the garbage ( hell, it might be an improovement over his natural odor!) The man was dusting himself off and heading back to his wife while police sirens could be heard in the back round. When suddenly JJ lept up, his satin sweatsuit had spagetti sauce all over the front of it and his face was bloody red, he actually looked pretty pissed off. "Where you going , this isnt finished yet?" He bellowed. The man looked back and let out at a sigh. At this point the manager was out side saying the cops would be here any minute and to please just leave !!! HOnk , HOnk , I looked over and saw Carlonphonso sitting in the blood beast motioning for JJ and I to get in ... Which we did. "Don't get no sauce on my seat J-lo, sit on that newspaper!!!" We were all safely in the car and turned the corner from the restaurant at the same time NJPD was coming up the other street. "Ahhh , shit J-lo, you were the man, thanx for sticking up for a fellow Newark Brother .... " , at that he slammed on the break nearly sending me through the window. Sure enough only to park infront of a jiffy stop where he promptly purchased two forty oncers of the infamous Colt 45.

After a 20 minute drive we pulled up to some shady looking nightclub with plenty of rift raft hanging out front.The Dinner debacle was a distant memory as I could only imagine the shit that went down here. "You what JJ? , Im taking a cab back to the Hotel , I've had enough, I'm hungry, this isn't working out." , JJ looked insulted , "Cool your fukking Jets ABB, I told you this is the hottest joint in town, now the fun starts , Im sorry about before, but trust me ...." He pleaded. Fuk it , lets go in. At the door JJ handed over a small revolver that I later found out was a water pistol replica which looked pretty real though. I was 2nd in line after JJ and noticed that while sitting on the newspaper the frontpage story had super imposed on over his white sweatpants on the ass part, you could barely make out the headline which said, " Meat Recall " ( I guess it would have been more appropriate had that message been written on the front of his pants )Anyways He looked like a real mess and if I hadn't of slipped the doorman a Fiftyspot, he wouldnt have let JJ in at all. Place was dark , loud thumping music , and lots Hoes , and I mean Hoes not Hotties. This place looked like the hot spot for every dish rag, bimbo blonde, and reject South of Mermaid avenue in Brookyln. And JJ , looked like he was in Heaven. "Plenty of Fish in this Sea - ABB , take your pick , hell take 2 or 3 , its all the same price. $20 bucks for 30 mins, they got rooms up stairs" I noticed Carlonphonso and a Lil Kim look alike heading up the back stairs simultaneously. JJ then said, " I can't get it up anymore , but I like to watch if you don't mind?" ......... Yes I do mind , you sick fuk !!! , and don't worry these girls are below my standards , so I'll be watching ..... whatever , you know what , Im out of here ...., I had been embarrassed and insulted enough by this fact fuk over the course of the day, and I was done.

JJ wouldnt let me leave , "Im kidding ABB , Come on , you can't take a joke? , Of course I was kidding, Lets have a beer , my treat ..... ", We sipped our suds quietly and afterwards I had enough , I said Im taking a cab back to Trump , Ill call you in Jersey when I get back to CR. He reluctantly agreed. When I was in the Cab, JJ came running out of the club," Just one more question ABB? " .......... Yes JJ ? , .........." Did you really mean it when you said , you would buy me a Top of the Line Beeper ?, and can I borrow $300 bucks , I lost my wallet in the scuffle ?" I lent the $300 and if the son of bitch gives me a mailing address in Jersey I got a mint Sportspager top of the line that Im gonna send him for X-mas ......

Merry Christmas to All

Abb

[flyingillini]

Jj did show up

[bobbyfk]

OMG data thanks for the laughs

[Deuce]

Guy is a whack job. Does not have the balls to carry in NYC.

[Tsoprano]

Guys, he emailed me the picture. He really was here.

[bobbyfk]

Guys, he emailed me the picture. He really was here.

lets see it

[Chi_archie]

JJ, invited me and a few friends over for a BBQ during the week i'm in jersey this summer. Not sure if i'll have an evening free to take him up on it or not.... sorry if I wasn't supposed to post that info JJ

[InTheHole]

JJ, invited me and a few friends over for a BBQ during the week i'm in jersey this summer. Not sure if i'll have an evening free to to take it up the ass.... sorry if I wasn't supposed to post that info JJ

[Quebb Diesel]

jj came out to chicago a while back and kicked it w/ deuce, 5star, and i...hes a crazy guy and rough around the edges...thats why he always calls us out...hes scuuurd of our in person physique

[BigAL]

i'm smooth around my edges. I recommend a loofah

[pico]

best story ever. nice find, data

[wtf]

great post data