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    Happy Thanksgiving posters - A jjgold classic is my gift to you

    Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

    I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

    The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

    I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

    She slapped me and told me never to come back.

    I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

    It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

    So overall decent day

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    Boys this could be a hint about whether or not to take the Lions today

    I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

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    I wish jj's thanksgiving video was still around.

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    Some great classic stuff

    I have mellowed somewhat

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

    I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

    The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

    I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

    She slapped me and told me never to come back.

    I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

    It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

    So overall decent day

    I split 1-1
    awesome

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    what kind of cole cuts you get coach ?

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    . happy thanksgiving everyone

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    Gold:

    If some broad invites u over on Thx-giving and DOESN'T have the game on TV, she's a bitch. What are u supposed to do...TALK for six hours?

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    Chucky I socially disabled
    Uncomfortable with people
    It's why I do go to bashes

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    I prefer I almost fukked my aunt to this one, but its good anyway

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    Originally posted on 12/27/2008:

    I ain't big time???


    Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

    Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.

    Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

    I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

    Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

    Fuk her

    Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

    Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old
    classic Brock

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Chucky I socially disabled
    Uncomfortable with people
    It's why I do go to bashes
    Word is you dont go to bashes, was that a typo?

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    2008? Wow - can still remember that thread like it was yesterday. I ain't big time?

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    This is what a smart phone is for.

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    Bump. What a classic.

    BAUS

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    BAU

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