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    Lazy-Man
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    Last minute loan help

    Where to ******* go? I need 1300 by tomorrow night. Come on guys help me think

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy-Man View Post
    Where to ******* go? I need 1300 by tomorrow night. Come on guys help me think
    Sell shit, Pimp shit, Steal shit, figure it out you are a big boy, you expect strangers on an internet gambling forum to bail you out fuk off.

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    What do you need the money for? If its for a bookie just fukin stiff him, hes not gonna do anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy-Man View Post
    Where to ******* go? I need 1300 by tomorrow night. Come on guys help me think
    I've said it before...find a dark alley...deal out helmet shines at $25 a pop...you could have $1300 by tomorrow morning...and most people will give you a pass on the whole gay thing

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    Quote Originally Posted by zsr View Post
    What do you need the money for? If its for a bookie just fukin stiff him, hes not gonna do anything.
    Or he can play sbr poker 10 hours a day like an idiot we all know

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    craigslist gay sh*t, as a straight guy you can make 1300 EASY

    wear a fukkin raincoat though, no exceptions

    or go to an upscale gay bar and meet a few guys and ask around a bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    I've said it before...find a dark alley...deal out helmet shines at $25 a pop...you could have $1300 by tomorrow morning...and most people will give you a pass on the whole gay thing
    also this could work

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    suck some rooster

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    suck some rooster
    The twink sucks rooster for free, you think people are all of a suddenly start paying for it.

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    actually come to think of it dont use craigslist, use a gay pickup site

    have no idea what they are called but im sure there are many that cater to people looking for hookups, including G4P (Gay For Pay, which is the category you would be in)

    look for one that caters to upscale gays, you dont want to deal with broke ass gays who have no money but might say they do and just get a beej from you in a hotel and just stiff you and leave you to deal with the hotel bill to boot

    upscale gay bar or exclusive gay web site, use the term "Gay For Pay" and they will know what you mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    actually come to think of it dont use craigslist, use a gay pickup site

    have no idea what they are called but im sure there are many that cater to people looking for hookups, including G4P (Gay For Pay, which is the category you would be in)

    look for one that caters to upscale gays, you dont want to deal with broke ass gays who have no money but might say they do and just get a beej from you in a hotel and just stiff you and leave you to deal with the hotel bill to boot

    upscale gay bar or exclusive gay web site, use the term "Gay For Pay" and they will know what you mean
    Loshak hanging at the pole parlors playing the Man Candy card...nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Loshak hanging at the pole parlors playing the Man Candy card...nice

    most straight guys have NO CLUE what a commodity straight guys are to gay guys, they will pay a huge huge premium for that

    gays who pay for sex will pay top dollar for an average straight guy over the hottest gay guy, usually

    you DO NOT have to be any kind of great physical specimen at all, and in fact, whatever you happen to be you can be sure there are lots of gay guys who are into it, and if you find a rich one - bingo youre in the money

    you can call the shots, set the rules, set the price, and then as long as you dont run into a jerry dommer-type, you are good to go

    it is an essential component in a gambler's arsenal of options to fund accounts, re-up, and settle credit debts, etc etc

    for most it is a last resort or close-to-last resort option, yes, but an essential one nonetheless, and almost 100% guaranteed to settle a tough situation every time

    most veteran gamblers who have been in the game for 20+ years have done this at least once, and some, when they see its not so bad, wind up using it repeatedly as a go-to bail-out option

    Some of the biggest names in the game, INCLUDING SHARPS and others who are well-known and have reputations as sharps, have done this

    Some guys i know will way overbet a lock, or go all in on a money-line parlay of multiple big favorites, and if it doesnt hit, they just think worst case scenario, they can go back to the Gay For Pay well and have everything taken care of in exchange for what amounts to a minor, short-term inconvenience for them

    I encourage all on SBR to become more aware of this option when managing bankrolls and making bet size decisions

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy-Man View Post
    Where to ******* go? I need 1300 by tomorrow night. Come on guys help me think
    what city/state you live in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    most straight guys have NO CLUE what a commodity straight guys are to gay guys, they will pay a huge huge premium for that gays who pay for sex will pay top dollar for an average straight guy over the hottest gay guy, usually you DO NOT have to be any kind of great physical specimen at all, and in fact, whatever you happen to be you can be sure there are lots of gay guys who are into it, and if you find a rich one - bingo youre in the money you can call the shots, set the rules, set the price, and then as long as you dont run into a jerry dommer-type, you are good to go it is an essential component in a gambler's arsenal of options to fund accounts, re-up, and settle credit debts, etc etc for most it is a last resort or close-to-last resort option, yes, but an essential one nonetheless, and almost 100% guaranteed to settle a tough situation every time most veteran gamblers who have been in the game for 20+ years have done this at least once, and some, when they see its not so bad, wind up using it repeatedly as a go-to bail-out option Some of the biggest names in the game, INCLUDING SHARPS and others who are well-known and have reputations as sharps, have done this Some guys i know will way overbet a lock, or go all in on a money-line parlay of multiple big favorites, and if it doesnt hit, they just think worst case scenario, they can go back to the Gay For Pay well and have everything taken care of in exchange for what amounts to a minor, short-term inconvenience for them I encourage all on SBR to become more aware of this option when managing bankrolls and making bet size decisions
    Nice confession bro.

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    your parents? cousins ? grandparents ? Bank ? Sell stuff ? phone,laptop,tv etc...

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    what do you have for sale man?

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    you are obviously on a computer, sell it, go to nearest race track. and triple up.

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    dude here i am trying to get you cash and you disappear

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    pay day loan if you have checking account. can get 1500.00 by friday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unusialsusp5 View Post
    pay day loan if you have checking account. can get 1500.00 by friday.

    highly doubt it

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    most straight guys have NO CLUE what a commodity straight guys are to gay guys, they will pay a huge huge premium for that

    gays who pay for sex will pay top dollar for an average straight guy over the hottest gay guy, usually

    you DO NOT have to be any kind of great physical specimen at all, and in fact, whatever you happen to be you can be sure there are lots of gay guys who are into it, and if you find a rich one - bingo youre in the money

    you can call the shots, set the rules, set the price, and then as long as you dont run into a jerry dommer-type, you are good to go

    it is an essential component in a gambler's arsenal of options to fund accounts, re-up, and settle credit debts, etc etc

    for most it is a last resort or close-to-last resort option, yes, but an essential one nonetheless, and almost 100% guaranteed to settle a tough situation every time

    most veteran gamblers who have been in the game for 20+ years have done this at least once, and some, when they see its not so bad, wind up using it repeatedly as a go-to bail-out option

    Some of the biggest names in the game, INCLUDING SHARPS and others who are well-known and have reputations as sharps, have done this

    Some guys i know will way overbet a lock, or go all in on a money-line parlay of multiple big favorites, and if it doesnt hit, they just think worst case scenario, they can go back to the Gay For Pay well and have everything taken care of in exchange for what amounts to a minor, short-term inconvenience for them

    I encourage all on SBR to become more aware of this option when managing bankrolls and making bet size decisions
    You sure did write a lot about this topic. Experienced much? If I ever got to the point where I was in over my head so badly that I felt this was my last potential option, that would be a good sign to call it quits...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazy-Man View Post
    Where to ******* go? I need 1300 by tomorrow night. Come on guys help me think
    Call me on the 908

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseyman011 View Post
    You sure did write a lot about this topic. Experienced much? If I ever got to the point where I was in over my head so badly that I felt this was my last potential option, that would be a good sign to call it quits...

    that would be a good sign to eat a bullet

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    where do you live man? I got cash burning a hole in my pocket!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pm9964 View Post
    where do you live man? I got cash burning a hole in my pocket!
    quit fukkin with him

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    Quote Originally Posted by pm9964 View Post
    that would be a good sign to eat a bullet
    I've got a wife and three kids for whom I exist, but yeah that would also be a better alternative

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    quit fukkin with him

    shut the fukk up, if he is local ill buy some of his shit to help him out.

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    Sounds like Loshak has gone the gay for pay route before!

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    I hope your bookie breaks your kneecaps muthafukka.

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    Loshak could make some good money at the Power Exchange

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    pawn shop.

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    Hard to help a Houdini

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