1. 11-04-11 06:32 PM #1
    jjgold
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    Being Unattractive Sucks

    Phone never rings
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  2. 11-04-11 06:34 PM #2
    doublej95
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    sucks being you corbin. glad I'm good looking and don't have your problems.
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  3. 11-04-11 06:34 PM #3
    Tech N9ne
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    Use your penis pump

    Phone will ring
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  4. 11-04-11 06:35 PM #4
    daybreaker1342
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    Did you know being unattractive is the same thing as being a Moderator????

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  5. 11-04-11 06:36 PM #5
    jjgold
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    Do you guys realize what fukkin killed me???

    When Opie said I had crooked teeth..I swear that never entered my mind ever until he brought it up and now I am so fukkin conscious of it
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  6. 11-04-11 06:39 PM #6
    doublej95
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do you guys realize what fukkin killed me???

    When Opie said I had crooked teeth..I swear that never entered my mind ever until he brought it up and now I am so fukkin conscious of it


    call a fukking dentist and fix those nasty looking teeth.
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  7. 11-04-11 06:39 PM #7
    no1here
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    wouldn't know, extremely good looking myself
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  8. 11-04-11 06:43 PM #8
    K2daL
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    Sucks being jjgold
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  9. 11-04-11 06:47 PM #9
    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do you guys realize what fukkin killed me???
    When Opie said I had crooked teeth..I swear that never entered my mind ever until he brought it up and now I am so fukkin conscious of it


    I had forgotten about that! One of my fave chit-chat memories.

    Good times.
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  10. 11-04-11 06:48 PM #10
    Tech N9ne
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    That's why hookers exist

    Don't be a cheap jew.. Pay for the pussy
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  11. 11-04-11 06:49 PM #11
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    ?????????????

    WHAT is this?????????????? ? ??
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  12. 11-04-11 06:50 PM #12
    P.F.Kasooff
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    Just relax and enjoy life!
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  13. 11-04-11 06:58 PM #13
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    Whatever Kojack your phone is ringing off the hook
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  14. 11-04-11 07:01 PM #14
    Deuce
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    Tic tac prick
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  15. 11-04-11 07:01 PM #15
    ttwarrior1
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    jj you ever thought it could be your personality also??

    Your wanting sex on 1st date, go pickup some chick at target or dollar store that dresses pretty nice around 35 to 40 years old, medium build, medium hair, no bar women
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  16. 11-04-11 07:03 PM #16
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    what is down there???? ? why is it so bushy and dark????

    i dont even see anything but shadows????? ? ?

    JJGOLD?? ?
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  17. 11-04-11 07:05 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by daybreaker1342 View Post


    ?????????????

    WHAT is this?????????????? ? ??

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  18. 11-04-11 07:06 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by daybreaker1342 View Post
    Did you know being unattractive is the same thing as being a Moderator????

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  19. 11-04-11 07:10 PM #19
    King Mayan
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    Don't worry.. I'm a big Latino hunk and my phone never rings either.... The problem is we are degenerate shut-in gamblers...
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  20. 11-04-11 07:15 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Don't worry.. I'm a big Latino hunk and my phone never rings either.... The problem is we are degenerate shut-in gamblers...
    You are 5ft and fat, trying to move dodgy roids to guidos.

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  21. 11-04-11 07:17 PM #21
    King Mayan
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    You are 5ft and fat, trying to move dodgy roids to guidos.

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  22. 11-04-11 07:17 PM #22
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    This thread beats all the rest................................


    OMG!.................
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  23. 11-04-11 07:18 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post
    You are 5ft and fat, trying to move dodgy roids to guidos.

    yo nz fuk, u fukked me on that deal with the goats there were only 8 instead of 10 like u said, call me and explain or else
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  24. 11-04-11 07:21 PM #24
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    You're quite a catch for some lucky lady, coach.

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  25. 11-04-11 07:22 PM #25
    will2survive
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    you keep ignoring me JJ. Shave the head and grow a goatee. You need a tan also, look kind of pale. You don't know how to make your best look come out. A horseshoe is unappealing to women unless you're a rich businessman. You control everything. Do what I said. Worse case scenario, the horseshoe grows back.
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  26. 11-04-11 07:29 PM #26
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    Well, you got nothing to lose... get in the ring. Jews have a proud history as boxers.
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  27. 11-04-11 07:56 PM #27
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    just make sure you vote November 8th to legalize sports betting in AC and race tracks in NJ

    you'll be jussstt fine.
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  28. 11-04-11 08:06 PM #28
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    Corbin you attention whore! You've been told this a long time ago.
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  29. 11-04-11 08:17 PM #29
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    No doubt jj has a snaggle tooth or two
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  30. 11-04-11 08:24 PM #30
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  31. 11-04-11 08:32 PM #31
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    I'm not buyin it JJ.. But if your serious,

    Set up a profile online with POF, Match, eharmony, sites like that. There is plenty of tail out there needin some lovin..The old ways don't work any more. Lower your standards, spend a little time rappin to a Milf or chubby on video chat, then boom she is readin you tomorrows lines while your hittin from the back.

    And trust me if you don't mind tappin a hefer, your phone will NOT stop ringing
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  32. 11-04-11 08:38 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    You're quite a catch for some lucky lady, coach.

    road trip you would hit that and you know it
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  33. 11-04-11 08:42 PM #33
    ThaTopMoron
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    that sucks JJ. i don't know how to help you. time machine, surgery... or the easy one. be really rich and flaunt it lol
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  34. 11-04-11 08:45 PM #34
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    JJ I'll love you
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  35. 11-04-11 09:19 PM #35
    jjgold
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    unreal

    fukkin buried

    some guys got it and some guys dont
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