[Rambo]

A man is sitting at home on the veranda with his wife and he says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replies, "It's me...talking to my beer."

[MendozaLine]

Not funny one bit

[ivanator]

Similar
Dude walks into his house with a duck under his arm and sees his wife sitting on the couch.
He says: "This is the pig I've been fuk**ing"
Wife: "That's a duck"
Dude: "I was talking to the duck"

[ttwarrior1]

another ghost?

[daneault23]

Cool story bro. Can you tell it again please? Do you have time?

[jjaycuny]

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street.
they see a young boy bend over to pick something up off the ground.
the priest says to the rabbi, "hey, you wanna screw that little boy?"
and the rabbi says "out of what?"

[Tech N9ne]

a jew and a gay walk into a bar

the jew asks "will you buy me a drink?"

The gay replies " No, I didn't collect enough pennies"

[playersonly69]

I loved all 3 of the jokes and am going to retell them tonight

[phillysfinest4]

Cheers

[Full Time Hobo]