WIN a $25 Target eGift! No cost to enter

**wquine** · 12-04-13, 08:56 AM

i got a small dick. ship it.

**downsouth** · 12-04-13, 09:04 AM

I've tailed your nba plays this season

**BigDeem5** · 12-04-13, 09:22 AM

For the simple fact, that I can send it to broke dik fuk Smoke for his Christmas present so he can buy another pair of XXL T-shirts

**SamDiamond** · 12-04-13, 09:23 AM

Because I don't really need it. I just don't want any of the fuking cretins here to have it.

I'm miserable that way.

Fuk the poor. Vote GOP. Don't worry, my purchases will trickle down to the rest of you somehow.

**5mike5** · 12-04-13, 09:46 AM

NASCAR season doesn't start again til February and I'm not getting my usual weekly payouts until it starts up again in 2 months, so I need the $ for a cheap Xmas gift for my mom

**VegasInsider** · 12-04-13, 09:54 AM

I'm a legit broke dick fukk that has fallen upon some hard times at the bad time of year. I could use it to purchase a massive amount of Ramen until my next good meal on Christmas Eve.

**sweep** · 12-04-13, 10:16 AM

im outa beer

**RudyRuetigger** · 12-04-13, 10:17 AM

give it to someone that will videotape themselves giving it to a parent with kids inside the store that are looking for toys and seem to be in need.

**ChrisInTheMist** · 12-04-13, 10:25 AM

is the question?

is the party at house of justin beeber. mayweathers make the arrive with the friends of 10 strong of the 10 nba players. whys? wells, they make an attack of fury on the hole of ass of justin beeber.

what means? wells, is the anal-o-gee. is make the correspondence on the gives e25 to christmist for the game. hows many of the nba players make the liberace-ing on the hole of ass of the beeber?

wells, maybes is 9, maybes is 10. and! is same for the game of the new england and the denver. maybes theys make the 9 touchdown, maybes theys make the 10

is all

**BIGDAY** · 12-04-13, 10:47 AM

Getting low on Diappers for the kids... Need to restock.

**seaborneq** · 12-04-13, 11:35 AM

I don't need it. I'm rich and greedy, give it to me and afterwards cut out the entitlements(give always). So that no one else can benefit. I'm selfish that way. Screw the needy. The poor, and the lame.

**Parlayplayer** · 12-04-13, 12:02 PM

I'm a degenerate gambler and my wife is a shopaholic, we both have problems! She supports me so I must do the same for her and enable her in return.Plus her birthdays on the 14th so I can get off cheap and have an extra 25$ to put on the college bowl games!shes gotten screwed her whole life with the whole birthday being so close to Christmas deal. You know we all use the " I was gonna get u something on Xmas" or "this is ur bday/Xmas present! It's her turn, time to stop being selfish and pamper the wife! That is with ur help of course otherwise the bday present will just have to wait til Xmas and I was gonna tell her that we shouldn't exchange gifts this year because we r spending enough on the kids! In other words I need a birthday present for my wife or she probly won't get jack until I pick sum winners!

**boeing power** · 12-04-13, 12:11 PM

A begging contest for $25?

Unfukinreal

**innovation** · 12-04-13, 12:49 PM

I am nominating Seaweed here. I think granny deserves a new pair of warm mittens.

In all seriousness Weeder for this post.

**Nick Papageorgio** · 12-04-13, 01:11 PM

Will send to deemer for help on cabinets.

**actiondan** · 12-04-13, 01:15 PM

Target's ready to eat chicken strips and potato wedges are better than sex

**Terrapin Station** · 12-04-13, 01:16 PM

Looking to buy some holiday gifts. Pro here at SBR, too.

**PaperTrail07** · 12-04-13, 01:19 PM

Give it to me---I'll take that $25 card...sell it and make a parlay to hit 100,000.....so really your giving me a chance at a new life...if it dosent happen...it was my fault...

...But you can sleep well knowing you did your part...

**zjohnzzz** · 12-04-13, 01:20 PM

I dont shop at Target.

**Broncos** · 12-04-13, 01:35 PM

**Footballtime** · 12-04-13, 02:01 PM

I think i should win because im a SBR pro, also cause i will donate it to a local shelter for families that need help during the holiday season or a child that needs presents........ TIA FBT

**EaglesPhan36** · 12-04-13, 02:27 PM

I am worthy of this gift, so that I can sell it back to SBR for its worth in points. I would take that 1500 or so points and put it towards changing the avatar of everyone who is passed over for this prize to the Target symbol . That way they can be reminded of losing this contest on a daily basis.

**El Nino** · 12-04-13, 02:28 PM

I will use it to buy an Angel Tree present and make a vid.

**housecloud** · 12-04-13, 02:47 PM

I will give it to my homeless friend who needs new underwear

**thechaoz** · 12-04-13, 03:29 PM

Smoking hot durrr

**daneblazer** · 12-04-13, 03:40 PM

AdamHo is dead fukkin last in BTP. Give it to him.

**VegasInsider** · 12-04-13, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by RudyRuetigger

give it to someone that will videotape themselves giving it to a parent with kids inside the store that are looking for toys and seem to be in need.

I change my answer.

This. I'll absolutely do this. I'll even sign a contract to be banned for life from SBR if I don't post the video. I think this is an excellent idea, give it to someone that really needs it. We're all gambling, so we don't really NEED it.

**konck** · 12-04-13, 04:14 PM

Fuk Target im gonna sell it and bet it on a horse

**flocko76** · 12-04-13, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

AdamHo is dead fukkin last in BTP. Give it to him.

Doesn't he already get a prize?
I'd say give it to me but I don't think $25 will make me happy.

**greenhippo** · 12-04-13, 04:20 PM

Please give it to JayVegas, I don't want to think he keeps stealing toilet paper from his local fastfood restaurant.

**PaperTrail07** · 12-04-13, 04:34 PM

I gamble....but I need every dime....I waste too much money on hoes, alcohol, drugs, cars, gas, performance parts, beaches, vegas, 80$ steaks, lobsters...so I gotta stay on the grinDD...

Originally posted by VegasInsider

I change my answer.

This. I'll absolutely do this. I'll even sign a contract to be banned for life from SBR if I don't post the video. I think this is an excellent idea, give it to someone that really needs it. We're all gambling, so we don't really NEED it.

**geebert74** · 12-04-13, 04:40 PM

Just got denied for a mortgage today. Been working real hard to fix everything from when I was young and dumb. Would pick up some stocking stuffers for my son for Xmas.
Thanks for the thread regardless.

**Vegas39** · 12-04-13, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by greenhippo

Please give it to JayVegas, I don't want to think he keeps stealing toilet paper from his local fastfood restaurant.

He'd sell it for $5 and lose a 7 team parlay

**Louisvillekid1** · 12-04-13, 04:46 PM

Give it to Big Bear, I'm worried he's not getting much for x mas.