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    I Think I Hate Brandon Inge....

    ....guy seems like a total fukkin' tool.

    I was sitting close to him during the rain delays last night, and he just acts so fake, laughing like every remotely funny thing someone said was the funniest fukkin' thing ever!! When they went back out to warm up, he even bugs me with the way he plays catch. Super demonstrative on every throw, always flipping the ball to himself behind his back. He just seems like one of those little, scrappy guys that have always bugged me. I'd really like to punch him in the face.

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    I know for a fact I hate him. Hands down my most hated player on the Tigers team. Guy is unclutch.

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    I thought the thread title said Brandon Lang for a moment.

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    If opie hates him, then I hate him too.

    My new rule.

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    Moral of the story.. "Rain Delays SUCK."

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    whats more toolish, A. laughing like every remotely funny thing someone said was the funniest fukkin' thing ever!!

    B. Posting on a forum complaining about it........

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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgUrMom View Post
    whats more toolish, A. laughing like every remotely funny thing someone said was the funniest fukkin' thing ever!!

    B. Posting on a forum complaining about it........
    The fukk??

    OMG.....I thought we've always been friends, brother? Now you come onto an online chit-chat room in front of all of my brethren and call me a bigger tool than Brandon Inge??

    You go straight to hell, OhmyGodyourmom!!

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    Opie do you think you could take Inge???What should you of told Brandon Inge to do Opie?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    If opie hates him, then I hate him too.
    My new rule.
    You would FOR SURE hate him, too! Even the way he wears the old-timey full stirrups and his pants up to his knees. I like that old school look on some, but on him it just look like he's trying too hard.

    I promise he's one of those 5'9 guys who was always the little guy athlete on his team, but has a "great motor" and loves to hear how he "hustles" and "outworks" everyone else. Constantly hear people refer to him as "scrappy".

    You know those guys?? I hate those guys......

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Opie do you think you could take Inge???What should you of told Brandon Inge to do Opie?????
    GUARANTEE I could take this fukk. I almost yelled at him last night on the field, but too many kiddos were around......

    I was gonna go, "Hey Inge.....how 'bout you stop bouncing around out there like some hopped-up midget, wipe that goofy, underdog grin off your face, grow out that annoying crew cut....and just shut your high-energy, motor runnin', scrappy hustlin' goof mouth!!"

    ....but I didn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    laughing like every remotely funny thing someone said was the funniest fukkin' thing ever!!
    You just described every black pro athlete

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    You would FOR SURE hate him, too! Even the way he wears the old-timey full stirrups and his pants up to his knees. I like that old school look on some, but on him it just look like he's trying too hard.

    I promise he's one of those 5'9 guys who was always the little guy athlete on his team, but has a "great motor" and loves to hear how he "hustles" and "outworks" everyone else. Constantly hear people refer to him as "scrappy".

    You know those guys?? I hate those guys......
    hahaha... i know the type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post

    You just described every black pro athlete
    Yes....but being white makes Inge even more annoying. I bet all the black guys on his teams growing up all hated his guts!

    Where, like with myself, black people have always loved me! I am VERY POPULAR in the black community.

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    I think I remember an ESPN special on Inge about how great of a guy he is off the field. Spending hours upon hours with child cancer patients, etc. Nice guy to hate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Loblaw View Post
    I think I remember an ESPN special on Inge about how great of a guy he is off the field. Spending hours upon hours with child cancer patients, etc. Nice guy to hate
    While this is admirable....I have the sneaking suspicion a lot of these kids wanted to punch him in the face by the end of the visit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    While this is admirable....I have the sneaking suspicion a lot of these kids wanted to punch him in the face by the end of the visit.


    First google result I got was the headline "Detroit Tigers Third Basemen Brandon Inge maintains hero status at C.S. Mott Children's Hospital"

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    ^ opie just got buried

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    I don't think he would have swang and missed at 3 balls already in the catchers mit like our pal Wilson did in the ninth...

    Inge would have gotten a bunt down or put the ball in play...

    I hate Leyland more right now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    ^ opie just got buried
    No, pal....you're thinking of the Tigers in Game 1.

    THEY GOT BURIED, FOOL!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    No, pal....you're thinking of the Tigers in Game 1.

    THEY GOT BURIED, FOOL!!
    I know your rooster is hard right now

    settle down

    it was one game pal

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    scrappy=not really big enough or good enough to play, but keeps annoying people so you give him a spot in hopes to shut him up.

    the people don't want scrappy, example

    Scooby Doo

    Scrappy Doo

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    Inge is a standup guy. Worked his butt off to get back in the Tigers lineup afterthey cut him. Could have sat back and collected his millions but earned his way back with the team. Find another guy to hate lol

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    yes opie Inge is good for us tho in this series, he can not hit


    FUK DETROIT

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    You would FOR SURE hate him, too! Even the way he wears the old-timey full stirrups and his pants up to his knees. I like that old school look on some, but on him it just look like he's trying too hard.

    I promise he's one of those 5'9 guys who was always the little guy athlete on his team, but has a "great motor" and loves to hear how he "hustles" and "outworks" everyone else. Constantly hear people refer to him as "scrappy".

    You know those guys?? I hate those guys......
    It's been proven that 5'9 guys have more balls, pride, heart than 6'7 guys.

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    This is such a silly thread and the reasons for hating the guy are absolutely ridiculous.

    As a Texas supporter, thank you for not saying anything as you would made yourself look like first classs a-hole in front of everyone.
    Last edited by GoodSun; 10-09-11 at 03:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoodSun View Post
    This is such a silly thread and the reasons for hating the guy are absolutely ridiculous.
    Uhhhh......you do realize I don't actually hate him, right??

    You might consider familiarizing yourself with a concept called satire!

    You might also consider pissing off and never showing up in a thread of mine again until you save up $200. Also, lets not post in PT again until you learn your place around here. Make a few hundred more posts in the Saloon and then we'll revisit your status.

    Got it, ace?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    It's been proven that 5'9 guys have more balls, pride, heart than 6'7 guys.
    Sorry, pal. In hindsight, I should've made it 5'6.

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    Did anyone else see where the umps just has to move a freaking' raincoat because one of the Tiger players complained it was in his line of sight?

    Guess who the drama queen was??

    Brandon fukkin' Inge!!

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    Inge just texted me, he hates Opie

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    Opie---tell us how you really feel about Brandon Inge now?

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    I think he heard you talking shit about him...lol. HR, he's having a huge game!

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    Didn't think I could hate him any more than I do.

    Incorrect.

    Fukk you, Brandon Inge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Didn't think I could hate him any more than I do.

    Incorrect.

    Fukk you, Brandon Inge.
    I actually thought about this thread as he was rounding the bases

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    my 5'9 brother.

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