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    bigboydan
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    The "Top 10" things I learned about SBR Posters in 2008

    I learned a lot of things on the SBR forum in 2008.

    Here is my top 10 list.

    #1. I learned that coach does have false teeth.

    #2. I learned Pat Venditto still plays with Tinker Toys when he's "barreled in" for over 40 dimes.

    #3. I learned that Mr.Nicky is a degenerate gambler as well as a closet Toronto Maple Leafs fan.

    #4. I learned that Mr.Richkas only buys quality crack from 12 year old's in East St.Louis

    #5. I learned that Bread gets treated like dirt by Robyn and has to visit hookers because she won't give him any.

    #6. I learned that Onthewhat can't be older than 12 years old.

    #7. I learned that Diogee is even a bigger jinx than DAC and Pat ever were.

    #8. I learned that you can lose $500 in a matter of 7 seconds when playing craps when Fonzie's cousin is shooting the dice.

    #9. I learned that Nina would cheat on Mr.Nicky if they ever got married after learning she was caught cybering with JJGold in the SBR chat room.

    #10. I learned that PIMike never met a game he didn't like and would explain why he's always barreled in to Creditwagering.


    What have you learned at the SBR forum in 2008.

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    Iwinyourmoney
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    1. I learned George Washington doesnt need a basketball team

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    pimike
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    pico
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    patty loves to gamble

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    Danny I do not have false teeth, they are implants and perms

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    HAPPY BOY
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    I learned most young bucks at SBR are raging alcaholics and will need liver transplants before there 30th b-day.

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    i have learned there is a "raging" love affair about to explode on the sbr board!

    guess who?

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    Bread
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    I learned most young bucks at SBR are raging alcaholics and will need liver transplants before there 30th b-day.

    I'm recently learning that 75% of SBR posters still have their umbilical cord hanging out from under their shirt. I thought most here were old battering rams like Richie, Happy Boy and me.

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    pico
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    I learned most young bucks at SBR are raging alcaholics and will need liver transplants before there 30th b-day.
    i also learned that the dirty old men on this board are waiting for the young bucks to hit rock bottom so they can have their ways with them for rent money.

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    I learned that onner is a freshman in high school.

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    Nicky Santoro
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    i learned that it is actually possible to hit 31% over 3,000 games... a la Bigboydan..


    If i didn't see it, i would have never believed.

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    20Four7
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    I learned I didn't make the list and that's a good thing. And Happy Boy where do I sign up for this liver transplant? It's coming soon......

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    Richkas
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    If i didn't see it, i would have never believed.
    I hear ya bro. People say fade DacBietViet. But Starting the NewYear I'm gonna quit handicapping and just fade BBD. Youll be phucking rich in no time.

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    Nicky Santoro
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post
    I hear ya bro. People say fade DacBietViet. But Starting the NewYear I'm gonna quit handicapping and just fade BBD. Youll be phucking rich in no time.
    richie buddy, you will be living on an island if you do this.. too bad we all missed the boat.. had we started this 3 yrs ago, we'd all be living the dream.

    I don't know how he does it..

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    Nicky is the man

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    I learned I am getting divorced. Which was a shock since I am not married.

    And that Danny is the best pot stirrer ever.

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    BBD

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboydan View Post
    #7. I learned that Diogee is even a bigger jinx than DAC and Pat ever were.
    Hoping to break my 43 game skid with Nevada -1' tonight for 4 units.

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    Quote Originally Posted by diogee View Post
    Hoping to break my 43 game skid with Nevada -1' tonight for 4 units.

    Good bet, I got Nev at -2 1/2, lets cash this sht

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    I'm going to have to give this some thought. Give me some time.

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    I learned that Mudcat uses ghosts for the purposes of raising his self-esteem.

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    Mudcat doesn’t do that. Mudcat is a posting legend and should be treated as such. Anything you can think of that someone might have done “back in the day” that would seem really, really impressive, by gawd I can vouch for the fact that Mudcat really did it.

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    Oh sh1t. Forgot to switch over.

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    I learned that as much fun as this place is, you really need to take it for what it is, a place to kill time. I learned that there are probably only a few posters that I would really want to meet in person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richkas View Post
    I hear ya bro. People say fade DacBietViet. But Starting the NewYear I'm gonna quit handicapping and just fade BBD. Youll be phucking rich in no time.

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    I got to say that I've gain tons of tips and advices here which helped me in becoming good gambler! haha.. lol

    = thanks to mansion88, 12bet and 188bet I won last night.. somehow it's their lost cheers!

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    Willie Bee
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    I'm still thinking.

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    THEGREAT30
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    What Ive learned

    Post up = deposit
    Offshore = next door
    CreditWagering = Greek Gods

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    Willie Bee
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    Still thinking.

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    I learned willie likes to think about his replies

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    tacomax
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    Quote Originally Posted by Willie Bee View Post
    Still thinking.
    Or, more accurately, still thinking about how you can formulate a reply in less than 150 words and not including any of the following words/phrases: rejects from the short bus, fukkin' idiots, daycare, SBR contests or Boddingtons.
    Last edited by tacomax; 12-30-08 at 06:47 PM.

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    HAPPY BOY
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    Quote Originally Posted by tacomax View Post
    Or, more accurately, still thinking about how you can formulate a reply in less than 150 words and no including any of the following words/phrases: rejects from the short bus, fukkin' idiots, daycare, SBR contests or Boddingtons.
    Don't forget wankers mate.

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    tacomax
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    Quote Originally Posted by HAPPY BOY View Post
    Don't forget wankers mate.
    Thanks, pal - how did I forget the wankers? Now reworded.

    Quote Originally Posted by tacomax
    Or, more accurately, still thinking about how you can formulate a reply in less than 150 words and no including any of the following words/phrases: rejects from the short bus, fukkin' idiots, daycare, SBR contests, Boddingtons or Bread/HappyBoy.

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    I learned that mods can and do manipulate/change post counts.

    I saw it firsthand when they merged five of my posts into one and knocked my post count back under 5000.

    I no longer believe BBD has over 30000 posts, I do believe Tsoprano has over 25000 but they edited his info to read just over 10k posts, its all a ruse.

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    pimike
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    Quote Originally Posted by diogee View Post
    Hoping to break my 43 game skid with Nevada -1' tonight for 4 units.
    Some things never change

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