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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboydan View Post
    I could see him getting 70 points this year sir.
    Quote Originally Posted by Johnnythunder View Post

    You ever hear of a guy named Teemu Selanne? Jagr is a freak of nature and could probably lead the league in scoring if everything went right.
    Quote Originally Posted by MJG24 View Post
    I agree with johnnythunder. I was going to bring up that if Selanne can still get 80 points at 40, I'm sure Jagr can hit that too with better line mates and more skill. I see 80 points if he plays a whole season.
    Sure, it's not impossible, I just think it's unlikely. It's why I offered 500 points and the O/U.

    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post

    now you want to wager?

    you're the d-bag who said the Flyers would not make the playoffs and then went running away with your tail between your legs as soon as I mentioned a points wager based on that. here's the thread:
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...hards-wtf.html

    is everyone here a total coward?
    I'm not sure what one has to do with the other. Far less catalysts in viewing an individual's performance than that of a team. The fact you want 1:1 on PHI making the playoffs is hilarious.

    I offered points and an O/U and yet you still throw the word coward around. You really are a giant moron.

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    Jagr could not hit 80 points 5 years ago, why would he now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post

    D3 is ducking me (pardon the pun). Sent him a PM also. Amazing how many posters around here are afraid of a points wager.
    I'd love to take a points wager that Jagr gets under 49.5 points. Just because he WAS a freak of nature the game has changed since he's
    been in the NHL. I don't give 2 fukks what he was doing in Russia, that league isn't even on the same level as the NHL. Unfortunately I'm not able to transfer points because I'm not a Pro and that's because I bet with a bookie.

    He'll probably get hurt before the end of December that pussy European.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k13 View Post
    Jagr could not hit 80 points 5 years ago, why would he now?
    Shh. Let me get someone to accept my wager first please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3 Mighty Ducks View Post
    I'd love to take a points wager that Jagr gets under 49.5 points. Just because he WAS a freak of nature the game has changed since he's
    been in the NHL. I don't give 2 fukks what he was doing in Russia, that league isn't even on the same level as the NHL. Unfortunately I'm not able to transfer points because I'm not a Pro and that's because I bet with a bookie.

    He'll probably get hurt before the end of December that pussy European.
    I'll take your action but you're not a pro. How would you get me the points?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3 Mighty Ducks View Post
    I'd love to take a points wager that Jagr gets under 49.5 points. Just because he WAS a freak of nature the game has changed since he's been in the NHL. I don't give 2 fukks what he was doing in Russia, that league isn't even on the same level as the NHL. Unfortunately I'm not able to transfer points because I'm not a Pro and that's because I bet with a bookie. He'll probably get hurt before the end of December that pussy European.
    Bodog has Jagr at 63.5.

    "under" all the way

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    How much is a "Unit" for Jagr? 10K? 15K

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    Jagr scored his 1600th career point tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    I offered points and an O/U and yet you still throw the word coward around.
    No, you are a coward. Piss off. and you want to set an o/u line on Jagr at 70.5 points? yeah, right.

    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    The fact you want 1:1 on PHI making the playoffs is hilarious.
    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post
    my 1000 points to your 500?
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...l#post10644767

    that doesn't look like 1:1 to me

    and D3 Mighty Mush, I didn't realize you weren't a pro so I guess we can't wager. keep on mushing. Your playoff thread in hockey last season and your NFL thread this season is like a tutorial on how not to wager.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post
    No, you are a coward. Piss off. and you want to set an o/u line on Jagr at 70.5 points? yeah, right.

    that doesn't look like 1:1 to me
    2:1 on PHI making the playoffs? Man, you're a fukking goof.

    As for how I came up with that line of 70.5, why don't you take a look at the posts right before mine? Fukking goof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    2:1 on PHI making the playoffs? Man, you're a fukking goof.
    I'm not the one who was blathering out my ass about how Philly isn't going to make the playoffs. That was you, remember? Feel free to click on the link and review your comments.

    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    why don't you take a look at the posts right before mine? Fukking goof.
    like the ones that say what Vegas has set the over/under on Jagr's points? (63).

    You are a mouthy coward-period. I would not have berated you in the slightest if you had backed off your ridiculous initial comments, but you would not stop, leaving me little choice but to expose you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post
    I'm not the one who was blathering out my ass about how Philly isn't going to make the playoffs. That was you, remember? Feel free to click on the link and review your comments.


    like the ones that say what Vegas has set the over/under on Jagr's points? (63).

    You are a mouthy coward-period. I would not have berated you in the slightest if you had backed off your ridiculous initial comments, but you would not stop, leaving me little choice but to expose you.
    You are a truly strange and pathetic person. If I say PHI won't make it and you say they absolutely will, give me 100:1. You see how stupid that logic is that you're using? Clown.

    As for the Vegas line, I don't give a fukk. Two posters in this very thread claim he will get over 70 points, so why would I set the line at 63? You must lose a lot of money.

    If you think you're exposing me you're even dumber than you've led me to believe, and that's pretty spectacular in itself. I know more about hockey than you, have made more on hockey than you, and have a bigger cok than you, so fukk off, pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    I know more about hockey than you,
    apparently not. you think Philly won't make the playoffs! the personal insults are cute.

    Jagr with 4 points in 5 games thus far without a goal scored.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post
    apparently not. you think Philly won't make the playoffs! the personal insults are cute.

    Jagr with 4 points in 5 games thus far without a goal scored.
    My offer still stands for Jagr's point totals.

    If you really want I'll wager you 1000 points I beat you in a capping contest.

    At this point either accept one of these two offers or stay quiet, you're embarrassing yourself.
    Last edited by keyboarding; 10-19-11 at 09:42 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    At this point either accept one of these two offers or stay quiet, you're embarrassing yourself.


    you've embarrassed yourself about 3 times over during this saga. Still think the Flyers won't make the playoffs, mr. know-it-all big mouth?

    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    If I say PHI won't make it and you say they absolutely will, give me 100:1.
    deal. my 100K points to your 1K. or are you too chickenshit for this wager also?

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    Jagr is doing just fine this year and the Flyers will be making the playoffs for sure this year. The fact that someone thinks the Flyers may miss the playoffs is reason enough not to talk to that noob. And I'm a Pens fan. Just let's be serious.

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    I like the conflict in this thread.

    Everyone pissed off about what the Flyers and Jagr will and won't do.

    Fighting is good for traffic. Keep at it boys, rip each other's ******* throats out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    I like the conflict in this thread.

    Everyone pissed off about what the Flyers and Jagr will and won't do.

    Fighting is good for traffic. Keep at it boys, rip each other's ******* throats out.
    hey, you saw the initial comments where this blowhard said the Flyers wouldn't make the playoffs and then backed down as soon as a points bet was mentioned.

    I'm willing to give him his 100:1, anyone want action on whether he turns chickenshat on this offer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post
    hey, you saw the initial comments where this blowhard said the Flyers wouldn't make the playoffs and then backed down as soon as a points bet was mentioned.

    I'm willing to give him his 100:1, anyone want action on whether he turns chickenshat on this offer?
    I know 1st hand how abrasive Keyboarding can be. He's a real ball of fire that one.

    You handled it well Bruce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post


    you've embarrassed yourself about 3 times over during this saga. Still think the Flyers won't make the playoffs, mr. know-it-all big mouth?



    deal. my 100K points to your 1K. or are you too chickenshit for this wager also?
    So you won't accept my Jagr offer? You won't even accept my capping challenge (probably because you don't even gamble, fukking hamburger).

    I don't have 100,000 points, nor would I wager that on a stupid futures bet with someone like you. I'll wager 10 points, something you can actually afford to pay out if you lose.

    Idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    So you won't accept my Jagr offer? You won't even accept my capping challenge (probably because you don't even gamble, fukking hamburger).

    I don't have 100,000 points, nor would I wager that on a stupid futures bet with someone like you. I'll wager 10 points, something you can actually afford to pay out if you lose.

    Idiot.
    I'll wager my points for a decade that I can kick your ass. No weapons, no police.

    Tell me when and where pal. I'll pay for transportation for both of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    So you won't accept my Jagr offer? You won't even accept my capping challenge (probably because you don't even gamble, fukking hamburger).

    I don't have 100,000 points, nor would I wager that on a stupid futures bet with someone like you. I'll wager 10 points, something you can actually afford to pay out if you lose.

    Idiot.
    I'm the idiot, yet you can't read-this seems quite clear: deal. my 100K points to your 1K.
    to clarify, "my" refers to me, not you. comprende vous? do we have a deal or not? you wanted 100:1, I'm willing to give it to you.

    I don't want your Jagr wager. You've got a bunk line there (duh). Tell me what the terms are for a "capping contest" and I'll listen.

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    Its too bad Jagr had to play through the worst of the clutch and hooking years. In his prime, in this climate, he would score ALL DAY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post

    I'll wager my points for a decade that I can kick your ass. No weapons, no police.

    Tell me when and where pal. I'll pay for transportation for both of us.
    I've seen you, I'm not even remotely worried and think it's very kind of you to offer to pay for my transportation.

    Brisbane, Australia. December 14th, 2011.

    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post

    I'm the idiot, yet you can't read-this seems quite clear: deal. my 100K points to your 1K.
    to clarify, "my" refers to me, not you. comprende vous? do we have a deal or not? you wanted 100:1, I'm willing to give it to you.

    I don't want your Jagr wager. You've got a bunk line there (duh). Tell me what the terms are for a "capping contest" and I'll listen.
    You don't have 100,000 points you idiot. You will never, ever be in possession of 100,000 points. Why would I ever do that? Jesus Christ, you aren't very bright.

    Fair enough on the Jagr line. You want to put it at 69.5 instead?

    Capping content, minimum 150 games, NHL only. That's all I can think of now, never actually done one before. In terms of points, whatever you're willing to lose.

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    I can easily get 100K points. That's not an issue-and if I didn't or couldn't, I'd pay you off in installments. Do we have a deal or not? Why are you such a coward?

    you asked for 100:1, I'm willing to give it to you. What's the issue here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post
    I can easily get 100K points. That's not an issue-and if I didn't or couldn't, I'd pay you off in installments. Do we have a deal or not? Why are you such a coward?

    you asked for 100:1, I'm willing to give it to you. What's the issue here?
    How am I a coward? I accepted your wager. My 10 points to your 1000. I'd do 100 but again, you don't have enough points to pay off the bet. I don't understand why you are having such a hard time understanding this. I don't make wagers with strangers for amounts they can't readily produce.

    And again, stop running away from my capping challenge. I know you don't bet sports. You're a points fukk who comes on here pretending to know sports but doesn't make any money on it. Fukking hamburger.

    You won't even accept my reduced Jagr line. What is wrong with you?

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    You win. You won't bet, so you won't have to back up your asinine statements. I should know better than to argue with an idiot who is being purposely obtuse.


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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    I've seen you, I'm not even remotely worried and think it's very kind of you to offer to pay for my transportation.

    Brisbane, Australia. December 14th, 2011.


    You don't have 100,000 points you idiot. You will never, ever be in possession of 100,000 points. Why would I ever do that? Jesus Christ, you aren't very bright.

    Fair enough on the Jagr line. You want to put it at 69.5 instead?

    Capping content, minimum 150 games, NHL only. That's all I can think of now, never actually done one before. In terms of points, whatever you're willing to lose.
    Done. I hear the Aussie women like Americans. I'm leaving it up to you to show me what that's all about.

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    This thread has become a beauty

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post


    You win. You won't bet, so you won't have to back up your asinine statements. I should know better than to argue with an idiot who is being purposely obtuse.

    I won't bet?

    Bet 1: Wagering 10 points at 100:1 PHI doesn't make the playoffs.

    Bet 2: Wagering up to 500 points on Jagr point total under 69.5.

    Bet 3: Straight up challenge at picking more winners than you in a handicapping contest up to 1000 points.

    Yeah, you better fukking surrender, fukking hamburger.

    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Done. I hear the Aussie women like Americans. I'm leaving it up to you to show me what that's all about.
    But I'm Canadian.

    Quote Originally Posted by DennisGreen View Post
    This thread has become a beauty


    I'm liking that CHI pick, pal. I'm on TB tonight. Good luck.

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    awww chit, its done throw'd the phuck down dawgs!
    on like the break of dawn!
    "hamburger"-classic.

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    Jagr 2G/1A/3pts vs Leafs tonight...had 3 breakaways and could have had 5 or 6 points. Looked awesome out there with major jump in his step. He could be getting his legs under him and I think he scores at a point per game rate.

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    Could also have something to do with playing TOR and their back up. Just throwing that out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyboarding View Post
    Could also have something to do with playing TOR and their back up. Just throwing that out there.
    Toronto is one of the best 12 teams in the league.

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    Jagr looking good, wished my Pens would have signed him.

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