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    P.F.Kasooff
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    October is the beginning of a sad time for degenerate gamblers

    Long run between now and the Super Bowl.

    Holidays being alone, drinking and drugging too much, beating the old lady, getting bailed outta jail, chasing losing bets, dodging the man, loan sharks and repo man. ect

    Sad indeed

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    Just because your a degenerate, does not mean you don't have a family to spend all those times with... I could be considered one but I have a great family with a newborn on the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.F.Kasooff View Post
    Long run between now and the Super Bowl.

    Holidays being alone, drinking and drugging too much, beating the old lady, getting bailed outta jail, chasing losing bets, dodging the man, loan sharks and repo man. ect

    Sad indeed
    Speak for yourself.

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    you need help

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    Not easy looking into the mirror

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.F.Kasooff View Post
    Long run of fun between now and the Super Bowl.

    Holidays with family but also quality alone time, drinking and drugging like always, beating the bookie, getting laid every weekend, counting winning bets from fading fools on SBR, dodging work, collecting on loans, ect

    Great time of year indeed
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.F.Kasooff View Post
    Long run between now and the Super Bowl.

    Holidays being alone, drinking and drugging too much, beating the old lady, getting bailed outta jail, chasing losing bets, dodging the man, loan sharks and repo man. ect

    Sad indeed
    You got a spy camera in my house??

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    Way more than the superbowl

    How about June 1st or so

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    Lol

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    I gamble every day of my life, but never had a problem with any of those things you mentioned.

    My girlfriend gives me sex when I lose a bet. I told her it relieves the stress.

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    What exactly is a degenerate?? I make a sports bet atleast once a day but I don't have the same problems you listed above? Well except for maybe drinking and drugging too much, possibly chasing losing bets....
    Last edited by MoneyLineDawg; 10-17-11 at 01:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by priskilla22 View Post
    I gamble every day of my life, but never had a problem with any of those things you mentioned. My girlfriend gives me sex when I lose a bet. I told her it relieves the stress.
    you must be running out of sperm!

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    [QUOTE=mh217;11921781]you must be running out of sperm![/QUOTE

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    Did you begin the decline or are you flush ?

    Last day of Oct

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    The holiday stretch can be when gamblers are at their weakest. Need to keep the spirits up - take no mercy on your sports books! Unload big time and get that payout the next day!

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    college hoops starting relatively soon

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    LOL still think this post is hilarious for some reason

    Like why this time of the year do you decide to give the old lady some beatings??

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.F.Kasooff View Post

    Long run between now and the Super Bowl.

    Holidays being alone, drinking and drugging too much, beating the old lady, getting bailed outta jail, chasing losing bets, dodging the man, loan sharks and repo man. ect

    Sad indeed

    wow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.F.Kasooff View Post
    Long run between now and the Super Bowl.

    Holidays being alone, drinking and drugging too much, beating the old lady, getting bailed outta jail, chasing losing bets, dodging the man, loan sharks and repo man. ect

    Sad indeed
    HELLyeah

    fukin college hoops 1h totals bad beats chased with fukin T-Day NFL parlays chased with fukin all-ins on NCAAF rivalry game "locks", go bust, beat the old lady, break out old stash of downers and/or call in a drug favor, beat the old lady some more, leave house, sneak back in when coast clear, watch porn, drug, set up plan to get cash in any of the many ways we know of, reload, pass on college hoops for a week or so, bet light only lose a little in NFL/NCAAF/the odd NBA game here and there, get confidence back, prepare to get entire roll down on bowl games, drug it up more, apologize to old lady, catch a beej from old lady, smack her around a bit after beej, rev up drugging one or two gears, step out on a college game on a forum tip and hit it, excitement for bowl season increasing, throw down a few irresponsible parlays, hear sharp guys on other side of early bowl bets, bowl lines move against you a few points, now stressing and games don't kick off for a few weeks, go on tilt before even losing, lose on some NBA and college hoops impulse bets, think about getting more cash for bowl games even though not busted out again yet

    best way to fukin live you CANT FUKIN BEAT IT BABY!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    HELLyeah

    fukin college hoops 1h totals bad beats chased with fukin T-Day NFL parlays chased with fukin all-ins on NCAAF rivalry game "locks", go bust, beat the old lady, break out old stash of downers and/or call in a drug favor, beat the old lady some more, leave house, sneak back in when coast clear, watch porn, drug, set up plan to get cash in any of the many ways we know of, reload, pass on college hoops for a week or so, bet light only lose a little in NFL/NCAAF/the odd NBA game here and there, get confidence back, prepare to get entire roll down on bowl games, drug it up more, apologize to old lady, catch a beej from old lady, smack her around a bit after beej, rev up drugging one or two gears, step out on a college game on a forum tip and hit it, excitement for bowl season increasing, throw down a few irresponsible parlays, hear sharp guys on other side of early bowl bets, bowl lines move against you a few points, now stressing and games don't kick off for a few weeks, go on tilt before even losing, lose on some NBA and college hoops impulse bets, think about getting more cash for bowl games even though not busted out again yet

    best way to fukin live you CANT FUKIN BEAT IT BABY!!


    Unreal post Carpe

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.F.Kasooff View Post

    Long run between now and the Super Bowl.

    Holidays being alone, drinking and drugging too much, beating the old lady, getting bailed outta jail, chasing losing bets, dodging the man, loan sharks and repo man. ect

    Sad indeed


    Wow! Holiday Season is upon us...

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.F.Kasooff View Post
    Long run between now and the Super Bowl.

    Holidays being alone, drinking and drugging too much, beating the old lady, getting bailed outta jail, chasing losing bets, dodging the man, loan sharks and repo man. ect

    Sad indeed
    i cant help but lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by P.F.Kasooff View Post

    Holidays being alone, drinking and drugging too much, beating the old lady, getting bailed outta jail, chasing losing bets, dodging the man, loan sharks and repo man. ect

    Sad indeed

    Really sad yet true for many SBRers

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    damn bro...
    maybe you should spend your holiday season at bradford..

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    most people lost everything here by now

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    most people lost everything here by now

    NFL yesterday Knocked Out many good guys

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    Sea hawks lions pats easy Money. No one lost yesterday

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