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    Hey profane what is that flag in ur avatar?

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    sicily

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    But then I got off my high horse and thought back to when I was in my teens/early 20s sitting in casinos doing the same thing. I'd be up say $2k and swing down to $1800.
    Damn Shari is a legit degenerate like the rest of us.
    When I was about 22 I read a book on counting cards and went out to Vegas. Got ahead about 10k in 2 days, went around Vegas with my whole 2 brick bankroll in both pockets of my cheap surf shorts and got some awesome dances at Cheetahs. 2 days later and after a ton of epic fail double downs and splits I'm down 1k, numb, and sick. Ended the trip up about 3k which was in line with my ev. One thing I've learned about gambling is you have to like to win more than you like to play or you have no chance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    sicily
    Oh ok I thought it looked familiar.

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    This has got to be a first. People using betpoints to pay rent and car payments. Ask your landlord if he will accept 12 betpoints per day in lieu of cash. Problem solved

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    I won 8,825 points bringing my balance to 44,293 from the original 35,468.
    I transferred it to the forum wallet. Transferred 293 back to casino. Lost the 293 and wanted to get it back.
    Lost the remaining 44,000 points. Playing ~80% multi-hand blackjack and ~20% single hand.

    I never bet out of control. As my balance decreased my bet size decreased. 400-700. Then down to 300 around 20,000 remaining. Then down to 200. Down to 100 around 10,000 remaining. All the way until I was betting $10, then $5, then $1. Only used basic strategy.

    For every hand or two I would win, I would lose 6 to 10. Sometimes losing as many as 17 hands in a row. I kept checking the history. I don't know why I didn't stop after losing around half the points.

    Thaddeus knows how important these points were to me. I couldn't afford to lose them. Say what you want that they are free points but he knows my situation. I really was counting on some SBR Store items. I'm glad I was able to repay you at least Thad.

    If you guys dont believe this post just ask any mod or whoever controls the casino and sportsbook. Its true.

    Goodbye everyone. Thank you to those who have ever helped me with a sportsbook question or anything else. I will not be able to post here anymore. I will be homeless and without a car after next week.
    Homeless and without a car.......because of lost points.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunShard View Post
    That sucks. At least you didn't lose real cash.
    That is only cause he dont have any money since he cant control his own ass. He says he never bet out of control but then he just keep betting even though hes losing his ass. Goodbye to the looser and maybe you will get your wish and not wake up tomorrow good luck with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboydan View Post
    OMG, you lost 44k points to try to win back 293????? This is something either Mr.Richkas or the coach would do.

    Hey....that was not nice...

    I don't play in Casinos....never have and never will....horses and sports only for me.....plus I'm getting ready to have a baby....need to save save save

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    SBR Casino "Where SBR John's Dreams Come True". Some people only learn by getting fukked in the ass even though they don't like anal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Some people only learn by getting fukked in the ass even though they don't like anal.
    Pavyracer you are greek right?

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    Woj.. Ill let you borrow a few plays from my personal down n out playbook

    Hows your credit ? I will assume bad like most degenerates, so equity loan from your car is likely out. As is a car title loan since you dont own it (too bad, this is fast cash, I could have given you Vlad the Russians #)

    Here is another possible play... do you have a lcd or plasma tv ? sell it on craigs list, then deposit at 5dimes and triple up... withdraw, pay bills, buy new TV... Ive bought about 7 TVs in the past 3 years doing this, great way to rack up best buy rewards

    no tv? sell laptop for fast cash, deposit, and gamble and post from your cell... or, look for a trade on craigslist for a lesser laptop +cash, Ive done that a few times.

    I have a few more plays for you, but you have to be extremely desperate to call these plays in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    SBR Casino "Where SBR John's Dreams Come True". Some people only learn by getting fukked in the ass even though they don't like anal.
    Yeah, he sure got fukked alright. He won 8k and instead of walking away, he went back for more.

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    Sick loss.

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    we have all been there. i had a royal flush on betjam for 20 k once and only cashed out 3500. i sit and played 25 dollar video poker for hours until all gone. i didnt gamble for 2 months after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProfaneReality View Post
    Woj.. Ill let you borrow a few plays from my personal down n out playbook

    Hows your credit ? I will assume bad like most degenerates, so equity loan from your car is likely out. As is a car title loan since you dont own it (too bad, this is fast cash, I could have given you Vlad the Russians #)

    Here is another possible play... do you have a lcd or plasma tv ? sell it on craigs list, then deposit at 5dimes and triple up... withdraw, pay bills, buy new TV... Ive bought about 7 TVs in the past 3 years doing this, great way to rack up best buy rewards

    no tv? sell laptop for fast cash, deposit, and gamble and post from your cell... or, look for a trade on craigslist for a lesser laptop +cash, Ive done that a few times.

    I have a few more plays for you, but you have to be extremely desperate to call these plays in...

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    Sorry to hear this Woj - hope karma comes around for you

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    SOOOOO this is HOW those guys end up on the street.... I always take a bit of change with me and remind my friend to do the same when we go to a Colts game in Indy each year. Always end up walking by one after the game or before and gotta flip them something, especially if they are playing some sorta musical instrument.... so sell whatever you have left and buy a musical instrument it will help you get some quick change on the streets and you can go get some food off a dollar menu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Yeah, he sure got fukked alright. He won 8k and instead of walking away, he went back for more.
    He learned a lesson. If you keep looking for dicks all the time some day you will get fukked in the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    SBR Casino "Where SBR John's Dreams Come True". Some people only learn by getting fukked in the ass even though they don't like anal.
    Uh huh? You actually have a few buds that dont like getting pounded anally???? Well at least the rest do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Uh huh? You actually have a few buds that dont like getting pounded anally???? Well at least the rest do.
    If I was you I would offer this poster a rebate or a gift for taking the anal beating in your "Dreams Come True" Casino and losing 45,000 points. It's the least you can do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post

    If I was you I would offer this poster a rebate or a gift for taking the anal beating in your "Dreams Come True" Casino and losing 45,000 points. It's the least you can do.

    SBR_John, send the kid a $15.00 pizza e-coupon

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    I know Papa John's delivers in cardboard boxes, but will they deliver TO cardboard boxes ?
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    see ya tomorrow

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    John doesnt owe this guy anything more than hes already given, the lesson of a life time. Only the strong make it in this world. This kid will either use this as a learning experience and be better off for it or he'll allow it to consume him and be full of hate. Either way, John doesnt even owe this guy a pizza. He was fixing to take john for 10 one hundred dollar gift cards and an ipad. Think he was gonna give john a kickback? Dont think so.
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    send u some pts i cannot control myself to stop play in sbr casino well at least it just pts and you get it everyday

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    If I was you I would offer this poster a rebate or a gift for taking the anal beating in your "Dreams Come True" Casino and losing 45,000 points. It's the least you can do.
    OK so lets recap; poster rips the Dreams come True casino for 35,000 points(..uh the alleged rigged casino). The player was having fun and instead of cashing out goes back but this time the lady luck that giveth was in trhe taking mood. So he didnt exactly buy 35000 points and lose them, he won 35000 and then lost them. They call it gambling for a reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaWoj View Post
    Ironically I lived 27 years in Illinois.

    But even he couldn't do this to me. Nobody could be that bad. If you think about it, betting 1 point is the same as betting 1 dollar as far as chip denominations. So in a sense, if these were dollars and not points like on any other sportsbook or online casino, in roughly 2 hours I would have lost $44,000
    A point is not worth a dollar. Your 44k points was worth maybe $3k, tops. Can't feel good, but it also can't possible be the difference between paying rent, car loan, etc.
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    Woj, how did you accumulate all those points? Big poker hit?
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    on the bright side, at least it wasn't 44k in cash!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap dat 4ss View Post

    John doesnt owe this guy anything...

    John doesnt even owe this guy a pizza.

    I didnt say John owed him anything

    A casino manager doesnt owe a losing sap a 'free' buffet but he writes the sap a comp cuz it's good business.

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    Pf i wasnt referring to your post.

    But theres a big difference between your example and whats going on here. John gave him the points that he eventually used to build a roll. So john is just taking back what was his in the first place. Not like that in Vegas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap dat 4ss View Post
    Pf i wasnt referring to your post.

    But theres a big difference between your example and whats going on here. John gave him the points that he eventually used to build a roll. So john is just taking back what was his in the first place. Not like that in Vegas.
    The kid is a pro so he did give SBR a kick-back.

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    Only john knows what that kick back is worth, if anything. Guy cant make rent or car payment, doubt he was making john rich.

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