[gauchojake]

I bet her fat friends can suck the chrome off a bumper

[cant call it]

You can plant the idea in her brain by having her walk in on you blowing a guy. It's called "setting the tone."

[will2survive]

who gets on a forum and asks how to get a bj? unbelievable

This

[wtf]

i will arrange to have jj suck your c o c k if you promise to never use the word blowie again

thank you for your attention

[tevari]

Give, then receive.

^^^

guaranteed fail-safe

[JMobile]

[spankie]

She's the one in the middle

I can guarantee you the one on the left and the right would love to swallow some rooster milk.

But the one in the middle looks rooster nervous to me.

[Ice House]

why you nervous playa? just ask her?

[William Walters]

She's the one in the middle

Let me break it down for you young fella. The one on the right likes black rooster, the one on the left likes trim, and the one in the middle has had more than her share of meat kabob.

[brahmabull117]

OP I don't even have to ask your mom to blow me




she just sucks my dick like it's her god given duty

[brahmabull117]

Let me break it down for you young fella. The one on the right likes black rooster, the one on the left likes trim, and the one in the middle has had more than her share of meat kabob.

god those are some ugly/fat bitches



is the OP british by any chance??? those look like british girls to me

[sneakerhead]

Follow this, should work

[cant call it]

a blowie sounds like something brahmabull gave freddie mercury in the late 80's

[brahmabull117]

a blowie sounds like something brahmabull gave freddie mercury in the late 80's

when it comes to gay frontmen, I'm more of a rob halford kinda guy

[Ice House]

those chicks look like they like to party

[sharkbite8]

I actually had to double check and make sure I was still on an sbrforum and not a teen advice forum.

[Ice House]

hey man this guy has come to us for help

[blackbeSSt]

forgot to mention, you know that 90% of the guys here have only gotten their dick wet 1 of 2 ways. first is in the shower and second is when they put the lotion on and whack it themselves.

not the best forum for blowie advice

[pavyracer]

Hey guys, don’t post here much. Long time SBR follower though.




Anyways I’m looking for some advice for a personal situation in my life. I live in Chicago and there is always a lot of girls around to talk to and hook up with. So recently I met this chick, and I really like her.


Shes from the south so she’s got a really thick accent like Mississippi or some shit like that. She just moved here, shes got some job in marketing. So we’ve been out a few times now, went and did some cool shit like go to the bars.


I have kissed her, felt her up and shit but I still haven’t got my rooster wet. I really wanna get it on with her but I’m also really wanting her to give me a blowie. Usually I just ask for it and it works 50% of the time. Some girls get pissed off and act all offended. I usually ask randomly like after I kiss her a little bit.

I don't want to try my old tricks because I don't want to mess it up.

I really like this chick and not all chicks do oral cuz they’re too stuck up. How can you guys tell if a chick is just a real blow-ho?

Some chicks think a blowie is no big deal and they will give it out a lot easier than letting me put my rooster in her barn



I’m wondering if I should try to dip my rooster FIRST, then once the comfort level is there ask for the blowie like the next time?


I want to set the pace, you know like train the broad. Let her know what's expected.

If you want her to give you oral shave your dick. No woman would give oral to a hairy dick. Also rub your dick with aftershave after shaving it and rub the area betwen your balls and inner thighs with deodorant.

[jjgold]

Look who this kid is asking advice too

Mainly overweight bald guys like me trying to hide their baldness

[BGS 9.5]

hey man this guy has come to us for help

of which 90% of this forum is incapable of giving him in this particular area....

[bradthebloke]

if youve got a pistol, youve answered your question

[newguy]

if youve got a pistol, youve answered your question

Oh man. That cracked me up!!!

[Marv001]

Just bring it up. Baby how was your day, are you into oral sex or next time you are making out gently push her head down to your crotch.

[Optional]

She's the one in the middle

Flick the one with the psycho look in her eyes. That one on the right will do nasty shit for you for sure.

[The Hot Pepper]

HOW TO GET A BLOWJOB *A SUREFIRE METHOD*

Step.1 - Buy one of these


Step.2 - Complete a quick 101 course on how to play the flute
Step.3 - On your next date show up with your shit and do your thing to enchant your girl
Step4. - The bitch is expected to catch your drift and give you the damn thing in the evening.

[toga toga]

Since you have not really tried anything - the leap is going to take doing something different. Invite her over and tell her you want to make her dinner ---- she will know what that means.

[Swinging Johnson]

Women like approval and a man who reciprocates their kindness.. Therefore, tell her you will pay her and that will make her feel respected and appreciated.

[BeatTheJerk]

For me this is usually discussed on the second date and then i proceed from there and know what to expect. Don't be a pussy just ask her .......... You like sucking dick sweety ?

[RustyGriswold]

There’s some great advice in this thread. I don’t know why people are downing on posters responding like they never get laid. We are gamblers, we’re like engineers. Gamblers take calculated risks and are smart.

If you want her to give you oral shave your dick. No woman would give oral to a hairy dick. Also rub your dick with aftershave after shaving it and rub the area betwen your balls and inner thighs with deodorant.

This is great advice that a lot of guys don’t follow. Except the aftershave part. Wouldn't she taste that shit if its all over my rooster? Also seems like it would burn. I always keep the rooster clean and keep the pubic area extremely thin. Hygiene is not a problem. It’s more making the move that’s the problem.

Last night we went and saw the movie, Whats your number. Boys this movie is the biggest fukkin chick flick I ever saw. I thought if I agreed to see it she’d give me a little rooster leeway. Also that actress was in observe and report which is an awesome movie but this movie sucked ass but the chick liked it.

She wore some short ass shorts to the flick which it’s cold as fukk here. I thought that was weird but I didn’t question as I was feeling all over her legs during the movie. Also she brought a fukkin blanket which I never seen a girl do. I thought it was a sign that she wanted me to rub her down under the blanket, but during the movie she kept her legs sort of tight together. I thought the place would be packed because it was the 1st day the movie came out but I went to an "urban" area theater and i guess the average customer at this place doesnt want to see this shitty movie. Plus this theater I went to the fukkin arm rests didn’t fold up. I’ve never been to a theater the arm rest didn’t fold up. I thought that with the emptiness of the theater I would get lucky, maybe even smash it. Nothing really ended up happening. I should have been picking my moment instead i was pretty much picking my nose.


Of all the time we hung out she never fukkin drinks so I thought I should hide my alcoholism. I drank a four airplane bottles in the bathroom at the movie theater so I was feeling good.


When we got back to her place we started making out, I didn’t try to feel her up or anything. … should have just went for the home run but I felt like if I swung on and missed that it would be the end of the road for me. I stopped kissing her and gave her time to respond. I was hoping she would invite me in. But she didn’t. Basically just bid goodnight. Would you fukkin guys have said something? some line like, “lets take this inside”??

I really dropped the ball with this one, boys. If I’m not careful I won’t even be waxing it let alone getting a blowie. I need to figure something out. I’m going to try and come over today and I’ll bring my knocked up dvd. Rotten tomatoes say it’s a top romantic comedy for a date at home. Hopefully I will put the moves on her during the movie.

[zam77]

Your date sounds like you have no sac and don't deserve shyt... ask yourself "What would Rusty Griswold do?" and stop being a fukin sissy.

Stop saying "I really like her"... your an alcoholic gambling degenerate... you'll never have a steady girlfriend so face the facts and either get what you really want, go find a whore, or jerkoff.

[The Hot Pepper]

''Can I see your bush, pretty please?'' will suffice

[downsouth]

Next time you go to her place pretend you are going in for a hug. When she raises her arms to hug you surprise her with a punch to the stomach. If you do it right she will quickly bend over forward and open her mouth wide. Quickly drop your pants(I recommend wearing sweat pants or even rip away pants). After pant removing quickly jam rooster in her blow hole as she continues to gasp for air. She will be so impressed by your manly display(and sweatpants) she will have no choice but to finish the job.

[statnerds]

Start by talking like an adult. A blowie?

How do I get my dick sucked would be better.

How many bitches don't suck dick these days? Are you dating a betamax?

[jjgold]

watch porn and learn

that is all i do