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    The fact that you're risking 25%-45% on a game means you'll fail VERY QUICKLY as a "professional" sports bettor. Do yourself a favor and go get a job that earns a steady paycheck each week. Forget this bogus pipe dream.

    Does this sound eerily similar to Sinner?

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    go all in on the lions sunday,,,,and with your winning buy your mother a nice gift,,,,she change her mind

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    Fake story
    Post pics of the money or GTFO

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    Brahma out

    DVS in

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    lol at the people taking this seriously

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    My mother told me not to sports bet, what should I do?
    Bet sports.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHL Pro Capper View Post
    Don't ever tell anyone you bet on sports. You will always be labeled a degenerate gambler. Even if you win, you get the textbook "but how much did you lose?"

    Just create a business, a fake site, say your a financial consultant and investor. People ask tell them you spend enough time at work and you don't want to talk about profit margins and stuff, they'll see its boring and you move on. NEVER TELL A POTENTIAL GIRLFRIEND YOU BET ON SPORTS OR ANYTHING FOR THAT MATTER
    This wont work, trust me. It's not a 9-5 hjob. Games are at night and on the weekends, and on holidays. Financial markets are closed when professional gamblers are "working."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    Fake story
    Post pics of the money or GTFO
    Good idea. Maybe the IRS or DOJ will see. This forum is filled with great advice!!!

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    It seems so obviously fake that it has to be real.

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    You sound like a nutbag

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    brahma you still live in parents basement ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    murder her and take the insurance payout to vegas.
    I 2nd this.

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    You're lying. If you really have 15k, you would send me a hundred dollars right now, b/c that wouldn't even be much money to you. I guess we'll find out soon enough if you're telling the truth. I'll be checking my PM's.

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