1. 09-27-11 01:46 PM #1
    Ice House
    Ice House's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-21-10
    Posts: 4,060
    Betpoints: 0

    Does anyone out there aspire to be a TOUT?

    I know Brahmabull does. I know Paco said he would never go tout. Honestly everytime I call one of those bullshit numbers for the free pick it's always a loser.

    Seriously I've called probably 6 or 7 times and I've never received a winner from any of those dooshe bags.

    I mean even if you were a really good tout and you could supply people with winners it would be tough to give someone a winner every single day. B/c not everyday is a good card.


    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 09-27-11 01:48 PM #2
    VegasInsider
    Update your status
    VegasInsider's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-12-10
    Posts: 14,593
    Betpoints: 18

    Sinner and Zeta do, I bet.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 09-27-11 01:50 PM #3
    onetrickpony
    onetrickpony's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-23-10
    Posts: 9,434
    Betpoints: 0

    fuk tout i wanna be a bookie
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 09-27-11 01:50 PM #4
    mighty maron
    USA Bra over 2.5
    mighty maron's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-20-09
    Posts: 4,215
    Betpoints: 85

    More about marketing and getting a catchy name out there. Set up a website cheap that looks good. Sell half the people one side...the other half the other side. Half will love you
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 09-27-11 01:57 PM #5
    CarpeDime
    CarpeDime's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-01-09
    Posts: 7,873
    Betpoints: 1005

    truth of the matter is, HELLYEAH we all want to be touts

    giving out fukin 25* plays, 50* plays, 200* Lock Of My Existences, all that sh*t it's cool as hell

    yeah we all want to be touts

    Stu Feiner one of the all time coolest guys ever
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 09-27-11 01:57 PM #6
    Tech N9ne
    Tech N9ne's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-24-11
    Posts: 5,366
    Betpoints: 0

    the only good tout site is picknation. Records are accurate

    Steve Budin, Derrick Manncini, and Anthony Redd consistantly pick winners

    everyone else is pretty much garbage
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 09-27-11 02:01 PM #7
    CarpeDime
    CarpeDime's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-01-09
    Posts: 7,873
    Betpoints: 1005

    You just cannot get much cooler. The ultimate:

    <iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dLDtQwbAHsU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 09-27-11 02:01 PM #8
    SCRAGGS
    The toe is back
    SCRAGGS's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-21-09
    Posts: 1,969
    Betpoints: 109

    bookiebashersportsdotcom.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 09-27-11 02:05 PM #9
    Louisvillekid1
    LAMAR MVP!
    Louisvillekid1's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-17-07
    Posts: 52,044
    Betpoints: 553

    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    I know Brahmabull does. I know Paco said he would never go tout. Honestly everytime I call one of those bullshit numbers for the free pick it's always a loser.

    Seriously I've called probably 6 or 7 times and I've never received a winner from any of those dooshe bags.

    I mean even if you were a really good tout and you could supply people with winners it would be tough to give someone a winner every single day. B/c not everyday is a good card.


    I thought it was guaranteed winner? THat's what they say in their add... lol
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 09-27-11 02:07 PM #10
    eidolon
    USA
    eidolon's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-02-08
    Posts: 9,531
    Betpoints: 15766

    From that video of stu, I feel like he is trying to over compensate for being a homosexual. It's OK stu, just come out of the closet.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 09-27-11 02:10 PM #11
    Louisvillekid1
    LAMAR MVP!
    Louisvillekid1's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-17-07
    Posts: 52,044
    Betpoints: 553

    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    You just cannot get much cooler. The ultimate:

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 09-27-11 03:43 PM #12
    MC PICKS
    Update your status
    MC PICKS's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-10-10
    Posts: 6,644
    Betpoints: 265

    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    You just cannot get much cooler. The ultimate:
    LOL
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 09-27-11 03:58 PM #13
    Swinging Johnson
    Swinging Johnson's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-12-09
    Posts: 7,604
    Betpoints: 5602

    This guy is really slick. He went 3-1 last week and everything is free.

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/nfl-football...hnson-a-21388/
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 09-27-11 04:01 PM #14
    Ice House
    Ice House's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-21-10
    Posts: 4,060
    Betpoints: 0

    Damn Stu Feiner must be on sort of drug or something. How does someone have that much energy?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 09-27-11 04:03 PM #15
    SportsMushroom
    SportsMushroom's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-28-10
    Posts: 4,177
    Betpoints: 6839

    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    truth of the matter is, HELLYEAH we all want to be touts giving out fukin 25* plays, 50* plays, 200* Lock Of My Existences, all that sh*t it's cool as hell yeah we all want to be touts Stu Feiner one of the all time coolest guys ever
    nope, only people that want to be touts think that everyone else wants to be a tout as well
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 09-27-11 04:10 PM #16
    CarpeDime
    CarpeDime's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-01-09
    Posts: 7,873
    Betpoints: 1005

    Quote Originally Posted by SportsMushroom View Post
    nope, only people that want to be touts think that everyone else wants to be a tout as well

    ok well then i cant speak for anyone else, but i know i want to be a tout shroomer!!

    I will post a 25* Bookie Crusher Gold College Football Pick in this thread this weekend!

    I can't release the Platinum Picks, I need them for BTP and n****s will copy my plays if I do, but I will release a Gold Pick in this thread!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 09-27-11 04:12 PM #17
    Ice House
    Ice House's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-21-10
    Posts: 4,060
    Betpoints: 0

    nice can't wait for the gold pick
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 09-27-11 04:17 PM #18
    SportsMushroom
    SportsMushroom's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-28-10
    Posts: 4,177
    Betpoints: 6839

    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    ok well then i cant speak for anyone else, but i know i want to be a tout shroomer!! I will post a 25* Bookie Crusher Gold College Football Pick in this thread this weekend! I can't release the Platinum Picks, I need them for BTP and n****s will copy my plays if I do, but I will release a Gold Pick in this thread!

    can we pay for your service with points? or do you only take platinum master card?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 09-27-11 04:19 PM #19
    Tech N9ne
    Tech N9ne's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-24-11
    Posts: 5,366
    Betpoints: 0

    Seriously who wouldn't want to get paid to pick losers

    That is something we are all good at
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 09-27-11 04:24 PM #20
    killawookie
    killawookie's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-25-09
    Posts: 3,457
    Betpoints: 6

    Or course I do.. but the problem isn't making or finding a pick .. it's taking the criticism when you go 6-0 and lose the next few. Otherwise I'm sure I could make a good pick every few days or so...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 09-27-11 04:25 PM #21
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    touts are all fauds
    give two sides to games
    have so many different categories each week some bound to hit
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 09-27-11 04:27 PM #22
    hawley
    hawley's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-10-10
    Posts: 14,270
    Betpoints: 79

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    touts are all fauds
    give two sides to games
    have so many different categories each week some bound to hit
    Coach is it true you spent two years selling your picks?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 09-27-11 04:31 PM #23
    Tech N9ne
    Tech N9ne's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-24-11
    Posts: 5,366
    Betpoints: 0

    ^ I would buy JJ's picks. I would also be living in a homeless shelter if I tailed hid picks

    Strictly for fade
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 09-27-11 04:32 PM #24
    SCRAGGS
    The toe is back
    SCRAGGS's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-21-09
    Posts: 1,969
    Betpoints: 109

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    touts are all fauds
    give two sides to games
    have so many different categories each week some bound to hit
    then they alway have someone to call after they win.

    I can remember about 20 years ago guy gave me the Mets ML play he
    had me parlay it with 7 other games, and 5 hit. cvcksucker called for
    weeks trying to get some cash out me.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 09-27-11 04:32 PM #25
    hawley
    hawley's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-10-10
    Posts: 14,270
    Betpoints: 79

    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    ^ I would buy JJ's real picks not his spreadsheet picks. I would also be living in a homeless shelter if I tailed hid picks
    I have begged him to sell me his picks.

    Guy is holding out but he will give in soon.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 09-27-11 04:34 PM #26
    hels
    hels's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-12-09
    Posts: 8,767
    Betpoints: 1

    SJ vowed that we would never go tout and look what happens. I think all of us deep down wish we were good enough to sell our picks. It's guaranteed income without risk. Smartest play you can make is going tout if there's demand for your picks.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 09-27-11 04:36 PM #27
    SCRAGGS
    The toe is back
    SCRAGGS's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-21-09
    Posts: 1,969
    Betpoints: 109

    biggest scumbags list please add everyone's fav 3

    BrianMac
    Jonny DeMarco
    Brandon Lang
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  28. 09-27-11 04:41 PM #28
    SportsPedagogy
    SportsPedagogy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-13-11
    Posts: 3,691
    Betpoints: 266

    **** tout, I just wanna be a porn star
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  29. 09-27-11 04:42 PM #29
    CarpeDime
    CarpeDime's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-01-09
    Posts: 7,873
    Betpoints: 1005

    If I ever go tout my tout name will be Anthony Buglioni
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  30. 09-27-11 04:45 PM #30
    SportsPedagogy
    SportsPedagogy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-13-11
    Posts: 3,691
    Betpoints: 266

    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    If I ever go tout my tout name will be Anthony Buglioni
    If I ever I porn, my name be Balls McLongkok
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  31. 09-27-11 04:47 PM #31
    Ice House
    Ice House's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-21-10
    Posts: 4,060
    Betpoints: 0

    If I'm ever in Porn my name will be Long Dong Silver
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  32. 09-27-11 05:05 PM #32
    dom75
    dom75's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-11-10
    Posts: 779
    Betpoints: 511

    Yeah I ain't gonna lie, it's crossed my mind. How sweet would that be to get people to pay you for advice.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  33. 09-27-11 05:08 PM #33
    SportsMushroom
    SportsMushroom's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-28-10
    Posts: 4,177
    Betpoints: 6839

    touts are ambulance chasers

    might as well become a lawyer or an insurance salesman

    not to mention that as a tout you prey on the mentally handicapped, which will get you a first class window seat to hell
    Last edited by SportsMushroom; 09-27-11 at 05:32 PM.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Top
« Previous Thread | Players Talk | Next Thread »