Wow JJ, I don't know where to start. You had me blushing, and you were so sincere, I'm really glad that we had the chance to talk one on one via e-mail yesterday. I'm proud to consider you a friend, and I really hope that this lasts a long time. I wish I could be at your New Year's Eve party, we'd make it one for the ages.
Funny you mention lumberjacks, I've spent my fair share of time as a logger, even now making firewood to sell, and we even have Paul Bunyan lumberjack competitions here every Labor Day. I've never finished in the Top 3, but I have gotten laid after competing. Who doesn't like a man in flannel with a racing ax over his shoulder?
Now, to the heart of the matter. JJ, I think you sell yourself short, and that's not a pun. You're definitely an attractive man, and becoming more-so by the day. This video really highlighted your down to Earth demeanor, your ability to speak comfortably on any topic, and of course your open mind full of dirty thoughts, which I can certainly relate to. You're not classically my "type", but if I saw you in the bar, I'd send you a drink and see if you came over to talk. I don't like to put the "hard sell" on a guy I don't know, but you have a natural charisma that comes through even on camera. It's a rare quality and you should play it to your advantage.
I'm telling you as a friend, you gotta set aside this whole concept of being too small in the pants. You put too much weight on the deprecating comments made by some of the more ignorant personalities on here. I can't say it any better than that you are exactly as Yahweh intended you to be. You're not too small, you're not unappealing, and you're certainly not meant to be alone.
I hope you take my words to heart, buddy. Don't let what you read from others here stop you from putting your full effort into finding someone to love. You deserve to be loved, to have companionship, to have someone worry about you when you're late coming home. She's out there, JJ, you have only to open the door.