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    laclippers504
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    Been to 3 massage parlors in the past 2 days...

    My buddy says "why do you go to a parlor when you have chicks". But damn. Its such a rush. Hottest azn chick every today. And whenever I'm stressing a big bet.....nothing like going to a parlor for 30 minutes or an hr right when the game starts, letting off some stress then hoping when its all done coming out and seeing you're game is up!

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    Everyone has their rituals when it comes to stressing a bet....I like yours.

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    do you get a happy ending?

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    Thanks for the link Clip....but not my bag man


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    Quote Originally Posted by SCRAGGS View Post
    do you get a happy ending?
    This asian chick today I sure did. She got naked and did te massage. Incredible. The two yesterday I didn't. It was funny because the last girl yesterday gave an amazing massage and kept teasing but when it came down to it she said "noo noo I don't do that" lol

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    She wanted a few more yen, obv..

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    How the hell do you find these anyways

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnickell100 View Post
    How the hell do you find these anyways
    I got my regular spots I go to but if you're a regular mongor mpreviews.com has reviews from almost every parlor all over the US....reviewers let you know if the massage place is strictly legit, quality of the massage, looks of the girls, if extras are offered you get price info all that stuff so you know what to expect before you go.

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    do you want happy ending? lol

    ofcourse who doesn't want a happy ending

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post
    do you want happy ending? lol

    ofcourse who doesn't want a happy ending
    "no, i'll take the sad/vengeful ending please"

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    Happy ending all day. Some ending (in regard to the parlors) are definitely happier then others lol

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    why would you get a massage with sex?

    What a waste of money

    I cannot believe some are not nude, I never heard of that

    Hey pal what are you getting a fukkin sports massage with bengay???

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    JJ must never been to massage parlor b4
    JJ you need to go release
    Worth the money Asian chick on your dick

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    why would you get a massage with sex?

    What a waste of money

    I cannot believe some are not nude, I never heard of that

    Hey pal what are you getting a fukkin sports massage with bengay???

    Lol. No diff than going to the strip club accept you get more pleasure and in some cases its cheaper with girls that are just as hot.

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    Do I strip down??

    I hate when that happens

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    Clippers that's a pay site. I need some relaxation

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnickell100 View Post
    Clippers that's a pay site. I need some relaxation
    email the admin over there and tell him "vip batchelor" said to give you a trial....its a whole new world when you read some of thoe reviews

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Do I strip down??

    I hate when that happens
    Well if you want you're rooster serviced you're gonna have to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laclippers504 View Post
    My buddy says "why do you go to a parlor when you have chicks". But damn. Its such a rush. Hottest azn chick every today. And whenever I'm stressing a big bet.....nothing like going to a parlor for 30 minutes or an hr right when the game starts, letting off some stress then hoping when its all done coming out and seeing you're game is up!
    Clip, I'm in socal too. PM me these places. Thx!

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    Asians in NY are too money hungry, 45 for a lousy massage and then they want at least another 50 to do anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by flipside2469 View Post
    Clip, I'm in socal too. PM me these places. Thx!
    Just sent a pm

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    Quote Originally Posted by KC View Post
    Asians in NY are too money hungry, 45 for a lousy massage and then they want at least another 50 to do anything
    Same here in many cases

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    I was all yayed out last night and went to two different ones.... It was a hell of a ride last night.. tons of yay and Molly..... The Yay area has some good ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I was all yayed out last night and went to two different ones.... It was a hell of a ride last night.. tons of yay and Molly..... The Yay area has some good ones.
    How much you spend at 1 stop?

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    dont be selfish boys

    any gay massages for jj?

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    I'm jealous. My massages these days start with my wife slapping me in the head and then yelling at me until my ears bleed. Some happy ending.

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    you must be very satisfied and "lighter"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    I'm jealous. My massages these days start with my wife slapping me in the head and then yelling at me until my ears bleed. Some happy ending.
    you told you to ask your wife for a massage

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    dont be selfish boys

    any gay massages for jj?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KC View Post
    Asians in NY are too money hungry, 45 for a lousy massage and then they want at least another 50 to do anything
    In CA you pay $50 to the parlor (mamasan) for 1/2 hour then tip your girl $100 and she will give you EVERYTHING.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    In CA you pay $50 to the parlor (mamasan) for 1/2 hour then tip your girl $100 and she will give you EVERYTHING.
    I never get "full service" but I've been to places where the girs are cute and its even less then that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by laclippers504 View Post
    I never get "full service" but I've been to places where the girs are cute and its even less then that.
    If full service is not your thang.

    HJ = $20 - $40 (usually $40)
    BJ = $50-80 depending on the girl.


    But why am I telling you this, you already know.

    Also, in San Diego some of the massage parlors have latinas. Not sure if LA or SF is the same?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wtf View Post
    dont be selfish boys

    any gay massages for jj?

    how does that work. does the masseur double as the massage table and give you a RA while you lay on your back?

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    Luv it And thx for the site info

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