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    jjgold
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    NASCAR Drivers Ate Not Athletes

    Please stop referring to them as such

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    What did they eat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexansFan View Post
    What did they eat?
    Not athletes

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    Gotcha

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    Two truths, they are not athletes and jj is not very good at spelling and grammar.

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    Yes, They are. I would love for you to drive at 200+mph, with a shitload of cars around you.

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    NASCAR Drivers Ate Not Athletes

    ...says the man w/ 104,000 posts.

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    Here we go...

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    took you long enough to catch on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Yes, They are. I would love for you to drive at 200+mph, with a shitload of cars around you.
    Just because it's hard and not everyone can do it doesn't make them athletes.

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    Agreed.

    Nascar is garbage sir.

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    Try telling Carl Edwards he should eat more athletes JJ!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Try telling Carl Edwards he should eat more athletes JJ!


    yeah im sure carl edwards got that way from moving a steering wheel.


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    I'm pretty sure JJ would eat any NASCAR athlete for free.

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    Agree JJ could kick the crap out of any NASCAR driver

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    I picture JJ saying the thread title in a Shakespearean voice.

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    Have you ever seen the in car cam of a car not handling right? It takes some upper body strength to keep that car from wrecking on each turn. Plus the car is well over a 100 degrees inside, so they have to endure that heat.

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    they eat twinkies & drink beer, i know a few of them. I've hung out with Jeff Gordon several times when he lived on Lake Norman before Brooke threw his ass out for instance.

    JJ, why are you so worried about what rednecks eat???

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    Ate NASCAR ???? lol wtf


    JJ login as phillybadboy so you can say "gl hh"


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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Have you ever seen the in car cam of a car not handling right? It takes some upper body strength to keep that car from wrecking on each turn. Plus the car is well over a 100 degrees inside, so they have to endure that heat.
    it takes a strong motherfuker with a lot of endurance to do what they do

    not unlike fukin my girlfriend

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    Can not be an athlete when all you do is turn left!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soxsfan9 View Post
    Can not be an athlete when all you do is turn left!!
    At average speeds at around 140 miles an hour surrounded by other cars doing the same! Have you ever been over 90-95 miles an hour in a car on a straight freeway?

    If golfers and basketball and football and baseball players can be called athletes then nascar and indy guys who risk their lives at insane speeds should definitely be called athletes.

    Here is a number of all the guys who died driving at certain tracks and here is the wikipedia page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...racing_crashes


    Tell me how many guys died playing baseball, football, basketball, soccer or golf?

    The five tracks with the most competitor fatalities

    1 Indianapolis Motor Speedway 56
    2 Nürburgring 48
    3 Monza 30
    4 Daytona International Speedway 24
    5 Le Mans 24

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    Risking your life doing dangerous things doesn't make you an athlete.

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    having risk does not make it an athletic sport
    more people die driving a car going normal 50mph vs nascar speeds
    most of these guys could not even swing a bat or shoot a basketball
    sitting in a car and driving does not require much athletic ability as many many people in world do it everyday

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    my buddy died doing cocaine for 14 hours straight. So are party animals athletes because they do dangerous shit???

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    HEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



    And its not athletes its AFLEETS, which they are not, they are guys who are in shape who can drive a car at high speeds. And pit crew members are not afleets either, they are mechanics who lift weigths and can move fast.

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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    worst "sport" ever.

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    what is an athlete?

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    I have to agree with most here. Driving in circles does not make u an athlete.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alukk View Post
    what is an athlete?
    Noun: A person who is proficient in sports and other forms of physical exercise.

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    I was watching last night and one of broadcasters said they are great athletes

    Its a sport for uneducated hicks mainly

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I was watching last night and one of broadcasters said they are great athletes

    Its a sport for uneducated hicks mainly



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    NASCAR

    Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks



    Last edited by Wrigley; 09-05-11 at 07:57 AM.

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    Food inhuman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregm View Post

    If golfers and basketball and football and baseball players can be called athletes then nascar and indy guys who risk their lives at insane speeds should definitely be called athletes.

    Tell me how many guys died playing baseball, football, basketball, soccer or golf?
    by your definition, children growing up in the ghetto and cancer patients are athletes.

    they are not athletes because what they do is dangerous; they are athletes because what they do takes skill, strength, reflexes, mental fortitude, steady nerves and knowledge, understanding and control of their machine.

    nascar drivers eat not athletes for breakfast.
    Last edited by Glitch; 09-05-11 at 12:47 PM. Reason: bold

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