1. 09-02-11 10:17 AM #1
    McCarthyFam
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    Training my kid to be a punter

    No kids on the way yet. Still tryin to find a girl. but in the next few years i want to have a boy. and i'm gonna start training him at a young age to kick a football for a living and punt. I feel like its gotta be one of the easiest positions and least likely to get hurt. Any of you with kids thinking of doing the same? i'm pretty athletic, runs in our family, just gotta find an athletic girl.
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  2. 09-02-11 10:19 AM #2
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    i dont know
    cant make any plans, plans never work
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  3. 09-02-11 10:20 AM #3
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    ive thought this same thing & have said it on here. Easiest, best paying job in the fukin country & so many people fuk it up.

    If all i had to do was kick the fukin ball inside the 10 & through some wide ass uprights I'd be the fukin best at it
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  4. 09-02-11 10:21 AM #4
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    I will train my Kid to Kick Punters Asses
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  5. 09-02-11 10:21 AM #5
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    Great plan. Got my kid to start with soccer than punting football will follow.
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  6. 09-02-11 10:22 AM #6
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    good, that will be one less competitor my kid has on the PGA
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  7. 09-02-11 10:22 AM #7
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    i mean i'd be pumped even if my kid was punting at a D1 school. thats an accomplishment right there. my boy will be puntin balls at the age of 3
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  8. 09-02-11 10:24 AM #8
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    One time I punted a possum out of my garage and halfway down our longass driveway as a kid. True Story.
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  9. 09-02-11 10:24 AM #9
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    long as he's not fondling them by the age of 13
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  10. 09-02-11 10:33 AM #10
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    good plan but life is so unpredictable you dont know whats gonna happen in the future
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  11. 09-02-11 10:42 AM #11
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    If he's a lefty...teach him to throw a baseball...maybe he'll pitch for the Yankees one day
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  12. 09-02-11 10:59 AM #12
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    I would go with a long snapper. Even easier....just snap the ball from time to time and don't have to worry about placing the ball inside the 20
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  13. 09-02-11 11:08 AM #13
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    HOW ABOUT TEACHING HIM TO READ AND WRITE SO HE CAN END UP A LOSER LIKE YOU POSTING IN A GAMBLING FORUM

    PUT A PAIR OF MENS FIGURE SKATES ON THE LITTLE F AG AND DONT LET HIM PLAY A RUGGED GAME LIKE FOOTBALL
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  14. 09-02-11 11:38 AM #14
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    Good long snapper easiest way to a college scholarship!
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  15. 09-02-11 11:41 AM #15
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    If it were that fukkin easy, all white parents would be doing it.


    Shut the fukk up ginger. Go fukk your blowup doll or a blue moon bottle.
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  16. 09-02-11 11:47 AM #16
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    I put my kid in boxing classes this year

    Punters are pansys, we have enough of those in this world.
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  17. 09-02-11 12:45 PM #17
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    It's a natural talent
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  18. 09-02-11 01:16 PM #18
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    You have to be perfect as a Punter because it is the 'easiest' job. Your ass will be cut if you have a bad game that costs your team the win. Just go ask the Giants Punter.
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  19. 09-02-11 01:26 PM #19
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    At the rate we're going with kicking off from closer range...fair catch safety zone...defenseless receiver rule...taunting...by the time he's of age there will be no punters...simply just turn the ball over by spotting it at a determined yard line
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  20. 09-02-11 01:29 PM #20
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    He who fails to plan

    plans to fail
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  21. 09-02-11 03:27 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by neverstoppers23 View Post
    You have to be perfect as a Punter because it is the 'easiest' job. Your ass will be cut if you have a bad game that costs your team the win. Just go ask the Giants Punter.
    Yeah, because his ass got cut right after the Eagles game. Oh wait...
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  22. 09-02-11 03:40 PM #22
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    your kid will be lucky to shine the second string punters cleats....
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  23. 09-02-11 04:08 PM #23
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    What a strange dad
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  24. 09-02-11 04:10 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by I/O View Post
    He who fails to plan

    plans to fail
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  25. 09-02-11 04:19 PM #25
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    feel sorry for this kid.

    kids gonna be fukin looney.
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