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    The Prick
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    Beat The Prick VII: Step on up Bitches

    well lookie here, back in the saddle again.







    good luck ladies. all mine this year

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    so, you are literate enough to read off a computer screen. kudos to you mr. prick for being at the 4th grade reading level

    edit: and actually after finishing the video i'd say you are on par with 2nd grade reading

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    Call82
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    Is it just me or is he actually reading this stuff off his screen? LOL, cant even remember his text I guess...

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    bibby is this your father?

    yo prick! did you eat this morning?

    rolling the red carpet

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    The Prick
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    so, you are literate enough to read off a computer screen. kudos to you mr. prick for being at the 4th grade reading level

    edit: and actually after finishing the video i'd say you are on par with 2nd grade reading
    jajajaj comin from you that really hurts blacker. aint you the whoore that made some bs vid for 100 pts that a program hadda read? why so shy son, too fat or got a speech impediment? i'm gonna guess both, a pudgy stutterin lisper. sorry pal, the good lord was not kind to you

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    where do we have to deposit?

    didn't watch the video if it's in there

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    Sunglasses over the glasses... hmmm. I'll have to try that sometime when I'm in my 60's.

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    John, you better get your boy here into one of them Hollywood Rehab Centers like "Promises" real quick...

    Fukkin guy is stumblin' over his words like a 16 year old after a fifth...

    I see he still has his 1992 wrap-around sunglasses on so we can't see this fukks eyes reading the binder paper script he made for his big video..

    50,000 points
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    Pricky will go 2-2 at best each week
    Were looking at 500 points a week each

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    Get the marbles out of this guys mouth....................WTF?

    Who is this fruitcake promoting this contest?

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    The Prick
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fishhead View Post
    Get the marbles out of this guys mouth....................WTF?

    Who is this fruitcake promoting this contest?
    whatsamatter fisher, aint you got no fares to pick up in yer little taxi son? livin the dream slappy, drivin a cab for a living an divin in dumpsters for fun. you gotta be the only white natural born american in vegas doin that work. surprised they even let ya in the union ya fuggin kracker. go back over to the rx or eog or wherever yer washed up ass came from fisher. they prolly need advice on where ta get the cheapest haircut in vegas.

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    This guy is some hillbilly
    He would never last in Newark for more than 2 hrs

    Hey Prick lets bet real money $1000 per game and see how good you are you fuk

    Where does this guy live?? I would fly and knock him out

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    going to kick your no picking ass bad.

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    larry the cable guy married his sister and this was his offspring

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    The Prick
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This guy is some hillbilly
    He would never last in Newark for more than 2 hrs

    Hey Prick lets bet real money $1000 per game and see how good you are you fuk

    Where does this guy live?? I would fly and knock him out
    hot damn sethlin come on down son, we like little bald runts like you. i'll dig a hole special just for you weber.


    seems to me you aint doin so great up in the slums of newark neither


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    Hello Uncle Willie

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    jaysus, prick just bitchslapped jj harder than he spanks carols ass... i think the coach is still in shock

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    Beat your ass last year and will be doing the same this year.

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    King Mayan
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    the prick is burying muthafukkas left and right....

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    the pricks gone piss on some dreams

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    The real question is what people are watching this video that aren't already sbr forum members.

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    prick destroying posters

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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post


    John, you better get your boy here into one of them Hollywood Rehab Centers like "Promises" real quick...

    Fukkin guy is stumblin' over his words like a 16 year old after a fifth...
    you have got to be fuggin kidding me eggnog. we both know you'd give yer left nut to be me. i get paid to be here skippy, you been beggin for a check for years and aint got shit. i got the fame and the fortune and you got 12 pts a day. face it eggnog, yer just another less than average loser an sbr is all you got. straighten up son an i might let you swab out the shitter in my trailer er condo a coupla times a week fer 16pts
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    Prick

    just buryin everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    you have got to be fuggin kidding me eggnog. we both know you'd give yer left nut to be me. i get paid to be here skippy, you been beggin for a check for years and aint got shit. i got the fame and the fortune and you got 12 pts a day. face it eggnog, yer just another less than average loser an sbr is all you got. straighten up son an i might let you swab out the shitter in my trailer er condo a coupla times a week fer 16pts
    lemme guess. with pork rinds?
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    Bring it on PRICK

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    Wow! The prick is a serious talent in front of the camera.

    Well done, Prickster.

    By the way, while in Costa Rica.....Loshak wouldn't stop rambling on about how he smoked your ass on this contest last year. Apparently winning BTP has been the highlight of his gambling career thus far. (and this isn't a knock on Loshak. I love him!)

    Good luck, Prick. I'm lookin' forward to it.

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    Prick , welcome back to Beat the Prick, Good luck this year

    Have a great year

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    The Prick will be in shock if he thinks he can beat the SBR Poker software.

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    Prick
    1.... You better stop smoking...thats voices gets any more gravely your doomed!
    2... How did you manage to grow that beard around your azzhole
    3....I wouldnt call toilet paper a red carpet
    4.... As always the only pissed players in BTP will be the 3-1 4-0 guy who can make anything because you went 2-2 1-3

    Have a great season Ya Prick ...then return to Arkansas mountains with your bacon grease an duct tape
    I find it funny you speak like you write

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    Guy's awesome

    So is taking his $

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    WTF! Is going on here.

    I'm really horny prick

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Wow! The prick is a serious talent in front of the camera.

    Well done, Prickster.

    By the way, while in Costa Rica.....Loshak wouldn't stop rambling on about how he smoked your ass on this contest last year. Apparently winning BTP has been the highlight of his gambling career thus far. (and this isn't a knock on Loshak. I love him!)

    Good luck, Prick. I'm lookin' forward to it.

    opie we aint all got the natural gift an charisma to pull off this sorta deal, feel kinda bad for them other poor bastages.

    opie you know lochette is a selfconcious lil girl, anytime he gets over on a hansome dude like me or you it makes him feel better about hisself.

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    "The Red Carpet is rolled out for my sweeeeeet ass" You are a mighty fine looking man Prick

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    opie we aint all got the natural gift an charisma to pull off this sorta deal, feel kinda bad for them other poor bastages.

    opie you know lochette is a selfconcious lil girl, anytime he gets over on a hansome dude like me or you it makes him feel better about hisself.
    You are so fukkin handsome the princess who kissed you turned into a frog.

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