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    stevek173
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    I said NO Mayo

    Boys ****** up situation here. Ordered a sandwich from the best place in town. I HATE mayo and always specify no mayo. Anyway I realize I forgot hot peppers so I call back about the peppers and she brings up what I ordered and doesn't say no mayo, so I say no mayo and she says you requested mayo so we will remake it. Now it's a ****** up situation in that I feel like that picky shnook but mayo is nasty reminds me of a load from someone's rooster on my sandwich.

    What's the standard, request no mayo or just don't mention it? This sandwich is getting spit on, for sure.

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    mayo is a top 5 most repulsive substance on earth agreed here steve179

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    go home and make your own fkn sandwich

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    Double Mayo on my fried egg sandwiches

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    Mayo is good as sauce.

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    Give them a break...isn't having to spend 6-10 hours a day making someone else food over and over and over punishment enough.

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    What's not to like about mayo? It's oil, egg, and vinegar all whipped up together.

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    Mayo is pretty horrible for you, but sometimes it's a must.

    I mean, tuna sandwiches with no mayo?

    Egg salad with no mayo?

    Stevie just go in there, pull your pants down and start shouting.

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    i always ask for extra no-mayo, make sure they ******* get it

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    I was gonna throw a rock through Burger King last night they gave me 14 chicken tenders in a 20 piece but I cleaned up gambling and decided not to.

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    That's why I eat at Vegan places here in the Yay.

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    there are few things on this planet i hate more than mayo.

    you can request no mayo politely and put emphasis on it so they think youre allergic to it. and thank them for accomadating you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Mayo is pretty horrible for you, but sometimes it's a must.

    I mean, tuna sandwiches with no mayo?

    Egg salad with no mayo?

    Stevie just go in there, pull your pants down and start shouting.
    Mustard and pickles

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    Mayo is good on some foods...but i agree if u can limit the load you'll feel and look lighter

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    thats on your sandwich WAS the load from someones rooster

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    fuk mayo

    ur paying for it they make it how u want it

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    Mayo goes on any sandwich. Love mayo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Boys ****** up situation here. Ordered a sandwich from the best place in town. I HATE mayo and always specify no mayo. Anyway I realize I forgot hot peppers so I call back about the peppers and she brings up what I ordered and doesn't say no mayo, so I say no mayo and she says you requested mayo so we will remake it. Now it's a ****** up situation in that I feel like that picky shnook but mayo is nasty reminds me of a load from someone's rooster on my sandwich.

    What's the standard, request no mayo or just don't mention it? This sandwich is getting spit on, for sure.
    I completely feel the same way about mayo.

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    A samich is not a real samich if it doesn't have mayo. Pickles on the otherhand, who the he'll though it would be a good idea to put pickles on a samich or burger? Dumbest thing ever and gross.

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    Dude...you can make your own

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    you the guy that was scared of a black man at a crab bar ? you so picky , gl

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    best sandwich out there is the cuban and aint no mayo to be found

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    paco and 3D with sharp posts

    mayo is a must

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    That's why I eat at Vegan places here in the Yay.


    good for you bro. meat is murder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ice House View Post

    good for you bro. meat is murder.
    So are fruits, vegetables, and grains. You don't think that plants are alive? They reproduce, their roots grow in the directions of food/water, and they have self-defense mechanisms. So where does one draw the line? Why play god? Something MUST die in order for something else to live. It's the food chain. Just don't play high and mighty that you don't eat animals, when you have no problem with murdering other living organisms.

    What about the indirect murder of animals that you are responsible for? You know all that farming land that is required to grow your grains, soy, fruits and veggies? Guess what used to live there? Yup, animals. What happened to them? What about all the animals that are killed in the harvesting machines that harvest your plants? They die anyway.

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    Yo chilli dog this is for you....

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    a sandwich without mayo is not acceptable

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    Mayo should only be put on a sandwich upon request unless stated in the menu that it comes with it, like club sandwiches usually do. I was in central PA one time and ordered an italian hoagie with oil like its supposed to have on it and these dumbfukks put oil and mayo on it when i never asked for mayo, so i complained and got a refund since i didnt want a spit sandwich.

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