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    I think that a lot of these chicks are like boxers, i.e. they let themselves go and balloon up between big events. These people have access to world-class dietitians/pharmacists/trainers who can get them back in stellar shape in a couple of weeks.

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    The world needs a Blu-Ray version of The Girl Next Door. I might start a petition.

    Oh and fuck Sean Avery.

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    Mudcat, don't kid yourself. You would eat chilli out of her ass.

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    Am I the only one here who likes Sean Avery?

    He's boss.

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    His on-ice stuff is pretty funny but his interviews makes me wanna go Chuck Norris on him.

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    No clue who he is. But I like William Avery, Avery Johnson, Tex Avery and Avery office supplies!

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    Matt Rain, I don't like robots.

    Most hockey players are robots. Crosby is maybe the worst. He's been coached on what to say since he was about 12, and it shows.

    It is nice to have a guy say something that is actually on his mind or a bit off the cuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveteamer View Post
    Mudcat, don't kid yourself. You would eat chilli out of her ass.

    If she gets it back together, yes. I would eat the butt-chili and consider it the luckiest day of my life.

    I flipped through that YouTube that Matt posted and there is some world class stuff in there.

    But what I saw the other day? No. She was just an average looking girl. She wasn't as hot as my current ****-buddy. I kid you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveteamer View Post
    Matt Rain, I don't like robots.

    Most hockey players are robots. Crosby is maybe the worst. He's been coached on what to say since he was about 12, and it shows.

    It is nice to have a guy say something that is actually on his mind or a bit off the cuff.
    Oh, I agree. Wholesome Sidney bores me to death too.

    I don't mind Avery the hockey player, but his God complex needs to be bitchslapped out of him. The way he approached the reporters to make that sole comment was particularly classless, IMO:


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    Two games for almost killing the Bruins’ Bergeron. But talking, whoa!

    I never knew that professional ice hockey players were expected to be gentlemen.

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    Suspensions in the NHL have never made any sense.

    Different set of rules for different players.

    This is par for the course.

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    that wasn't natural what he said!
    seems like he planned whole day what to say.

    cuthbert ain't the best out there, but she's not bad! compared to him she's a fukin hot bitch. someone should get that avery off the nhl asap and he's fukin ugly too

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuckOff View Post
    Well at least NHL players do not shoot people in nightclubs or at least shoot themselves in nightclubs. What is it with NBA and NFL players anyways?
    It's probably a function of where these guys come from- you're talking about a lot of kids from small towns in Quebec, the rest of Canada, the northern US, as well as Eastern Europe and Scandinavia. You get few players from screwed up ghetto environments. The cost of equipment means that these guys tend to come from more middle-class backgrounds.

    Tie Domi, a notorious goon, is an incredibly nice guy off-ice and is involved with various charitaties.

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    if that interview went on TV, then he should be 'at least suspended' if not shut off the nhl, he's a fukin disgrace, i dunno how cuthbert even hook up with him

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    Who knew someone stole the only pair of balls the NHL had?

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    The NHL is run by a jew lawyer from New York, what do you expect.

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    I for one think that Avery is hilarious, Phaneuf is just a douche bag that has his sloppy seconds!!! hahaha funny ass shit

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    And I agree he gets suspended for saying that but yet guys getting hit from behind, missing half the season, or in Bergerons case the majority of the season, and the most they get is 2-5 games, with 5 being the most extreme, just ludicrous

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    Again, he did not get suspended for saying that, just like you don't lose your driving license for running a single red light.

    Consider it a Lifetime Achievement Award of sorts. Proud moment for him and his family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveteamer View Post
    The NHL is run by a jew lawyer from New York, what do you expect.
    Yay antisemitism.

    Bettman being a useless tool has little to do with his origins/religious background.

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    What anti semitism?

    1. He's a jew.

    2. He's a lawyer.

    3. He's from New York.

    Now had I said "He's a dirty oyster bagel dog jew prick mother****er lawyer from Jew York" THEN you can claim antisemitism.

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    "fiveteamer is a Taco Bell employee." Fact.

    "fiveteamer is a Taco Bell employee, what do you expect?" Insult directed towards fiveteamer and Taco Bell employees as a whole.

    See the difference?

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    LOLZ, Matty, how many matzah balls a week do you eat.

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    Closest thing to Jewish food I ever had were jujubes. The red foot-shaped ones.

    As a universally-hated French Canadian, I guess I've developed a reflex to defend minorities, whatever they are.

    Left-handed midgets unite.

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    LOL @ Jews being a minoirty.

    What planet do you live on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fiveteamer View Post
    LOL @ Jews being a minoirty.

    What planet do you live on?
    The one with an estimated 13-14 million Jews.

    You're one strange dude.

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    who cares if he said that
    ****ing lame
    its not even offensive

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    Bottom line to me is that NHL's management is horrible. For how cool of a sport it is, it should have a way bigger fan base than it does. I'll give them the Winter Classic, but other than that, there is no good marketing. If the commissioner is worried about the NHL's image over a stupid comment like that, he should just take a look at the NBA or NCCA..people are getting fined and expelled for gun possession, not comments about ex-gfs. I rest my case..

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    hilarious

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    *Thinks it's hilarious that this was bumped from 2008*

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSchafe View Post
    *Thinks it's hilarious that this was bumped from 2008*
    Haha, I just realized that when I read your comment and I'm usually opposed to such things, but this thread was hilarious and I'm glad I stumbled across it

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