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    You need a stylist buddy....who the fukk wheres those New balances on a first date

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    @ Applebee's

    Broad has a huge chest, this is a win Zeta

    She didn't return your text because you took her to mutherfukin Applebee's

    Common pal

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    Maybe the SBRstore should carry some upgrade on clothes. Everyone knows Zeta needs some kicks, but lets keep the reflective New Balances out of the store.

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    Zeta, did you ask her if you could eat her pussy yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    she did not return my text from yesterday. i do not know why.
    she probably did not get it with the hurricane and all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    @ Applebee's

    Broad has a huge chest, this is a win Zeta

    She didn't return your text because you took her to mutherfukin Applebee's

    Common pal
    Come on Cougar read between the lines - Applebee's is Zeta's litmus test for potential mates... If they aren't happy with this quality first date he knows he wasting his time as they are incompatible with the +EV lifestyle...

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    not returning text means its time to pass it. whats her number

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    tired of seeing guys rip on his style, who cares if all his clothes are 2 sizes too small ?

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    Happy for ya pal.

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    Zeta struck out again??

    Let me know

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    she suggested to me she wanted to go for coffee, but i dont drink anything with caffeine. so i said lets get drinks instead at applebees and she was like sure that sounds good.

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    She's an upgrade over the last one, Zeta. Have a serious question for you..... Did you really bang that last broad or was that pic a photoshopped pic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    i only asked roguescholar and raydog for advice but none of their suggestions were possible on a weekday night


    The fukk, pal?

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    i have many pros such as: tall, handsome, buff body, my own car (2010 toyota corolla sport), decent job (CNA). i started working out a month ago and i my upper body got a lot bigger.

    my negatives would be: still live at home, marble mouth prick syndrome. when i got drunk off that hurricane rum drink i started fumbling my words, and losing my train of thought. it was a bit embarrassing.

    i have no idea what she is thinking either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post


    The fukk, pal?
    whoops, sorry for leaving you out pal

    i called you after the date and you were a great help, giving me advice. i know i can count on you for the same in the future. i appreciate it pal.

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    guys, keep in mind i was wearing a similar outfit when i met her at the club. same sneakers, dark grey jeans, and an abercrombie dress shirt. so she saw what i was wearing, we talked for like 5 min, then she gave me her number

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    Zeta retire from broads or go Bi

    A lot of girls like Bi guys and if the girl is hot and her boyfriend likes rooster your in the door

    I would never lead you down the wrong hole Ace
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    You have tracer to thank for this.

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    Thank for what??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    You have tracer to thank for this.


    explain pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post


    explain pal
    Was my bash. If I don't have bash, no girl for zeta. Therefore, I should fukk her first.

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    zeta if she calls back you are green light for reverse shocker...1 in the pink 2 in the stink boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    Was my bash. If I don't have bash, no girl for zeta. Therefore, I should fukk her first.
    i got her on my own pal. no wingman, no roofies. she just thought i was handsome.

    she is your type too, thick white girl with nice curves, altho your girlfriend is hotter.

    u can not fuk her tho, unless we swapping each other's girls

    your call ace

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    i got her on my own pal. no wingman, no roofies. she just thought i was handsome.

    she is your type too, thick white girl with nice curves, altho your girlfriend is hotter.

    u can not fuk her tho, unless we swapping each other's girls

    your call ace
    No thanks man. I don't swing. Good luck though. I hope you get a second date. If you can bag chicks like this, no need to fukk that milf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttrace35 View Post
    No thanks man. I don't swing. Good luck though. I hope you get a second date. If you can bag chicks like this, no need to fukk that milf.
    thanks pal. im gonna wait 3 days and then call her and ask her what the deal is. stay safe from the hurricane my friend

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    How many entrees did she order?

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    Your not a closer pal, more like a 6th inning reliever that is setting up another dude to finish her off

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    of course trigger dont want u bangin his hole, he will never see her again

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    gamer never fukkin heard of ya pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    she did not return my text from yesterday. i do not know why.
    What the fukk did you text her?
    The last time you almost fukked up a txt was with that hideous milf.
    Give us some details, pal!

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    Its all a numbers game so dont stress it.

    You did good. You pulled a chick with a huge rack out of the club and got her to applebees. Now next time pull a chick from applebees and get her to the basement.

    Go find that waitress again that took your pic and tell her your date made fun of some handicapped kid so you sent her home.

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    Zeta, get her drunk and take her to a Hotel.

    Thank me later Pal

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    Seems that zeta needs to work on "sealing the deal". If a girl likes you enough to go on a date, she likes you enough to fukk. Maybe he tries too hard to fukk on the first date.

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    first of all applebee's...how about a real place...The Palm, Morton's, Capital Grill...then again...too good for her. They are right...you need a few fashion tips. Get a nice pair of cole haan loafers or shoes and a decent shirt...don't mean to be rude...but the truth hurts sometimes.

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