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    Iwinyourmoney
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    The scariest moment from the SBR bash

    Standing talking with Extra Innings:

    Me: ya I told blackies assistant he owes me $500
    EI: Ya.....that shit will get you killed
    Me: "laughing"
    EI: "serious face"

    So ya.....Blackie doesn't owe me $500

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    I got one that was pretty scary...

    My buddy is checking out some chick near the del ray and the cab driver says "Es un hombre"

    Cabby definitely avoided a much scarier moment. "mucho gracias"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cappy View Post
    I got one that was pretty scary...

    My buddy is checking out some chick near the del ray and the cab driver says "Es un hombre"

    Cabby definitely avoided a much scarier moment. "mucho gracias"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cappy View Post
    I got one that was pretty scary...

    My buddy is checking out some chick near the del ray and the cab driver says "Es un hombre"

    Cabby definitely avoided a much scarier moment. "mucho gracias"
    WTF??

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    Iwinyourmoney
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    We had 5 deep in a taxi and saw a hooker sitting in the town square. The taxi driver said "lady boy"

    We look over, the hooker spreads her legs and grabs "it's" dick from under its skirt.

    The whole cab started screaming like somebody killed our dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post
    We had 5 deep in a taxi and saw a hooker sitting in the town square. The taxi driver said "lady boy" We look over, the hooker spreads her legs and grabs "it's" dick from under its skirt. The whole cab started screaming like somebody killed our dog
    Talk about gett'in the nuts!Check that skirt before you buy!

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    I would have thought that when Iwin had sex with the prostitute would have been the scariest moment at the bash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post
    We had 5 deep in a taxi and saw a hooker sitting in the town square. The taxi driver said "lady boy"

    We look over, the hooker spreads her legs and grabs "it's" dick from under its skirt.

    The whole cab started screaming like somebody killed our dog

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    Things I will never say again.

    We were at a point where the fish were biting and blitty had to untangle some hooks, and was having a hard time with the big fishing pole. I walk over to him and say, "let me hold your rod." As soon as I said it, I felt sick, I just went back and sat down. I will never utter those words again!
    Last edited by harlee71; 08-25-11 at 10:08 AM. Reason: I type faster than my brain works

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlee71 View Post
    Things I will never say again.

    We were at a point where the fish were biting and blitty had to untangle some hooks, and was having a hard time with the big fishing pole. I walk over to him and say, "let me hold your rod." As soon as I said it, I felt sick, I just went back and sat down. I will never utter those words again!
    That was priceless, the look on your face immediately after you said it.

    Coming back Monday night from Il Returno restaurant from dinner, Keith looks at this "chica" on the street corner, I said "that's a dude", he says no way, cabby says si senor, un hombre he looks like he's gonna puke his dinner up. I only knew because my guy drove me through there the night before and warned me most of them were dudes.

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    lmao

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    A lot of gayness happening!?!?!?

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    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post
    We had 5 deep in a taxi and saw a hooker sitting in the town square. The taxi driver said "lady boy" We look over, the hooker spreads her legs and grabs "it's" dick from under its skirt. The whole cab started screaming like somebody killed our dog
    i bet MUG was into that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    i bet MUG was into that!

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    I wish Mug would of hooked up with a TS and got released on.... Would of been classic.

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    THis is some funny shit... I wonder why in hell you guys were around the morazan in the first place...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dax View Post
    THis is some funny shit... I wonder why in hell you guys were around the morazan in the first place...
    Cab from sportsman to del ray

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    I wish Mug would of hooked up with a TS and got released on.... Would of been classic.
    how do the fake dongs release? Do they grow and shrink too?

    God I don't think I even wanna know the answer to these questions.

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    You have to stick to the chicks in the bars, the ones on the street are almost all dudes....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeFall View Post
    how do the fake dongs release? Do they grow and shrink too?

    God I don't think I even wanna know the answer to these questions.
    No clue, but I will paypal Iwin $350 if he can send me a video of a TS releasing all over Mug's face. He can either be hopped up on clauvo or passed out, either one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cappy View Post
    You have to stick to the chicks in the bars, the ones on the street are almost all dudes....
    i stuck to the del rey and beatle bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingillini View Post
    No clue, but I will paypal Iwin $350 if he can send me a video of a TS releasing all over Mug's face. He can either be hopped up on clauvo or passed out, either one...

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    My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
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    How much were the chicas/chicos chargering in Costa Rica?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishmonger View Post
    My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
    We have a winner....that is the scariest

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishmonger View Post
    My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
    Odds of these outcomes: +3000, +3000, -7500....take a wild guess at which one is the favorite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishmonger View Post
    My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
    Must have been using one of those SBR condoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishmonger View Post
    My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
    Or you can get all three. Twins boy and girl and an STD!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cappy View Post
    I got one that was pretty scary...

    My buddy is checking out some chick near the del ray and the cab driver says "Es un hombre"

    Cabby definitely avoided a much scarier moment. "mucho gracias"
    I think you mean Cappy

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishmonger View Post
    My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
    damn bro

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