[Swinging Johnson]

Ok, I'll start.


The acrid aroma of stale tobacco hung heavy in the barroom, like the soiled Depends of an old man.

[wikkidinsane]

He slouched in the corner, where just yesterday, at the same exact time, in that same exact posture; his body had reacted to the constant pumping of cheap beer into that fat ass stomach of his -- pure Vomit covered in USDA approved pepperoni.

[LovetoSpooge]

In the beginning....

[Sanka]

It was already getting dark, when the balding, 2,5" peckered man broke away from his laptop for the first time that day.

[BookiesBernanke]

She had a nice ass but I was pretty sure she was going to fukking ruin my life.

[HotStreak]

It was a hot summer day and the sweat from my balls ran down my leg like Niagra Falls. She didn't seem to mind.....

[blackbeSSt]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....

[pavyracer]

It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning and there was fog crawling over the sand. When I listened to your heart I hear the whole world turning and I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands and you were licking your lips and your lipstick shining I was dying just to ask for a taste as we were lying together in a silver lining by the light of the moon.

[chilidog]

So I took her out giggin frogs, introduced her to my ole bird-dog, and sang her every Willie Nelson song I could think of, and we made love.

[zam77]

After finishing a satisfying session of making sweet love to my wife, I rolled over and fell into a deep sleep and dreamt about Chris Mullin...

[face]

This time the attractive crazy hooker had gone too far.

[LostBankroll]

The tall self centered kid was too worried about his failures in life. So he decided to post on SBR

[No coincidences]

Rubberband play.























































































Salud boys.

[Doc JS]

It was a dark and stormy night...

[firehoyt]

The night was sultry..... (Anyone remember what movie that's from?)

[jimkotecki]

The End.

A novel by M Night Shyamalan

[Dax]

The night was sultry..... (Anyone remember what movie that's from?)

Throw momma from the train??

[blackbeSSt]

Chapter 2: "To be the man, WOOO, you gotta beat the man. WOOO"

[Swinging Johnson]

It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning and there was fog crawling over the sand. When I listened to your heart I hear the whole world turning and I see the shooting stars falling through your trembling hands and you were licking your lips and your lipstick shining I was dying just to ask for a taste as we were lying together in a silver lining by the light of the moon.

Pavy....the man has a soul after all.

[flyingillini]

It all started with a little Yola.

[Optional]

I never believed the forum letters were true, until this happened to me.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Little did he know, all this time he was setting himself up for disaster.

[brooks85]

My dreams are all dead and buried, sometimes I wish the sun would just explode.

Chapter 2...

[paco]

"if u bet the sun would come up in the AM, the world would end" --JJGold-- (referencing Brock Landers)

[stikymess]

The blood on the shady motel floor wasn't mine.

[pavyracer]

Pavy....the man has a soul after all.

Not really..

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

Woke up dik hard as a missile with 2 sexy latina mami's massaging me with oils. Between the hot sun scorching my dik sack and sand in my ass checks I didn't know how the fuk I ended up where I did after last nights festivities.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

The winter’s bite burned his lungs with each, deep breath, as the crunch of snow taunted his steel-toed leather boots. As he neared the security shack that guarded the large, faceless complex, the icy air stirred his vulnerabilities.

“Pre-law? Academic accolades? You’re a fuckin nobody!” You’re in fuckin Utah, you’re working UPS nights and substitute teaching during the day. Give it up!”

[illmatick]

In creeped an awry pestilence taking full assault on my lower region, starting from my plantaris tendon and working its path all the way up to my half shaven scrot.

[Naz18]

They call me Ishmael

[manny24]

It all started with a little Yola.

[keyboarding]

Over the course of the last six hours beams of light have begun to lay across the body slumped in the corner like a bar code.

[Cap dat 4ss]

After releasing on his face I said "never heard of ya pal" and left. I think he was confused.

[buby74]

Nigel had been an apprentice cheesemaker for only six weeks when he realised everything he had been told about Brie was a lie

[illmatick]

Nigel had been an apprentice cheesemaker for only six weeks when he realised everything he had been told about Brie was a lie