1. 08-15-11 10:12 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    Tell your boss you're getting married in Vegas
    That would have to be thought out and planned vacation time
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  2. 08-15-11 10:26 AM #37
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    extreme diarrhea
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  3. 08-15-11 11:49 AM #38
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    This guy is nuts

    I would not go period or pay your own way
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  4. 08-15-11 12:23 PM #39
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    He's going to pound his buddy

    he will no share this experience but have a great time buddy
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  5. 08-15-11 12:32 PM #40
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    hey beanbag i want video when this guy is railing ur fukking ass......is he black???
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  6. 08-15-11 01:31 PM #41
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    SERIOUSLY WHO THE F-CK ASKS ANOTHER GROWN MAN TO GO TO VEGAS WITH HIM UNLESS HE IS THINKING OF SLEEPING WITH HIM.MOST HETEROSEXUEL MEN WILL ASK A FEMALE TO GO TO VEGAS NOT ANOTHER GUY.

    THERES NOTHING FOR FREE HERE BEAN BAG YOUR GIVING UP YOUR VIRGINITY AND GETTING RAMMED IN THE ARSE IS IT REALLY WORTH THE TRIP TO VEGAS WITH A FA-G

    I KNOW ONETHING IF A MAN ASKS ME TO GO TO VEGAS ALONE I AM SAYING TO MYSELF EITHER THIS GUY IS QUEER OR HE IS GOING TO ROB A BANK AND NEEDS AN ALIBI.HOW COULD I HAVE ROBBED THAT BANK I WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND BEAN BAG WE WERE HAVING SEX IN THE HOTEL ROOM
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  7. 08-15-11 02:14 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    SERIOUSLY WHO THE F-CK ASKS ANOTHER GROWN MAN TO GO TO VEGAS WITH HIM UNLESS HE IS THINKING OF SLEEPING WITH HIM.MOST HETEROSEXUEL MEN WILL ASK A FEMALE TO GO TO VEGAS NOT ANOTHER GUY.

    THERES NOTHING FOR FREE HERE BEAN BAG YOUR GIVING UP YOUR VIRGINITY AND GETTING RAMMED IN THE ARSE IS IT REALLY WORTH THE TRIP TO VEGAS WITH A FA-G

    I KNOW ONETHING IF A MAN ASKS ME TO GO TO VEGAS ALONE I AM SAYING TO MYSELF EITHER THIS GUY IS QUEER OR HE IS GOING TO ROB A BANK AND NEEDS AN ALIBI.HOW COULD I HAVE ROBBED THAT BANK I WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND BEAN BAG WE WERE HAVING SEX IN THE HOTEL ROOM
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  8. 08-15-11 03:02 PM #43
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    If its a college job just say you have a project / midterms / tests you need to meet people to prepare for. Normally internships are understanding when it comes to school
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  9. 08-15-11 04:48 PM #44
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    Tell him that you have a really really bad case of hemorrhoids and you are allergic to latex, polyurethane, polystyrene and lamb intestine .... if he still wants you to go with him ... then its probably ok.
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  10. 08-15-11 04:57 PM #45
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    he claims his buddy got free tickets

    so why is he asking YOU?
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  11. 08-15-11 05:01 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEANTOWNJIM View Post
    SERIOUSLY WHO THE F-CK ASKS ANOTHER GROWN MAN TO GO TO VEGAS WITH HIM UNLESS HE IS THINKING OF SLEEPING WITH HIM.MOST HETEROSEXUEL MEN WILL ASK A FEMALE TO GO TO VEGAS NOT ANOTHER GUY.

    THERES NOTHING FOR FREE HERE BEAN BAG YOUR GIVING UP YOUR VIRGINITY AND GETTING RAMMED IN THE ARSE IS IT REALLY WORTH THE TRIP TO VEGAS WITH A FA-G

    I KNOW ONETHING IF A MAN ASKS ME TO GO TO VEGAS ALONE I AM SAYING TO MYSELF EITHER THIS GUY IS QUEER OR HE IS GOING TO ROB A BANK AND NEEDS AN ALIBI.HOW COULD I HAVE ROBBED THAT BANK I WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND BEAN BAG WE WERE HAVING SEX IN THE HOTEL ROOM
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  12. 08-15-11 05:19 PM #47
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    Seriously? I go to Vegas with my gambling buddies... not my wife. I go to Vegas to gamble and eat good food for free (comped). I don't go to Vegas to go to clubs or see shows, etc.... so I don't go with my wife/girls. I realize you guys are just yanking the OPs chain... but c'mon, give him a break!

    Hey OP, if you can't get a few days off a job for a trip like this, you just gotta decide how important the job is. You said yourself that it was just a college job. If it's no big deal, tell the truth that you have a last minute vacation you need to take and if they say no... just quit.
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  13. 08-15-11 07:35 PM #48
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    Thanks boys gonna pull the food poisoning trick.. Just got settled and ready to hit the town
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  14. 08-15-11 07:37 PM #49
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    tell them you have hoof and mouth disease.
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  15. 08-15-11 09:20 PM #50
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    Quit your job.........
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  16. 08-15-11 09:44 PM #51
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    vegas is never free...

    but like a lot of guys when I read the title I thought the guy might be gay.
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  17. 08-15-11 09:50 PM #52
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    puking sick. more likely to be a spreadable bug.
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  18. 08-15-11 09:54 PM #53
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    Funeral, its a perfect excuse that is unstoppable
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  19. 08-16-11 05:24 AM #54
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    Keep us updated, I love fukkin sex stories

    Beanbag I swear if your buddy seduces you and you post the story I will give you 2 points per day for 1 week
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  20. 08-16-11 06:42 AM #55
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    Why did all you homos think about it turning gay so quick? Sure is alot of closet fags at this site.
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  21. 08-16-11 07:10 AM #56
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    dude if your buddy ask you to go vegas for free ... that is a good problem to have. **** your stupid college job.


    and to all you crazy mofo's saying if a guy ask another guy to go to vegas with him for free he must want to play with his rooster.....


    while this may be true in certain cases.. not always. You may have some expendable income and your boy is broke and would never go if he had to pay his own way. I have a few friends who will never do anything unless its free.
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  22. 08-16-11 07:12 AM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Funeral, its a perfect excuse that is unstoppable


    saying you have to go to a funeral is bad karma. But if you are say you are sick... you are not lying.


    B/c you are sick .. sick of work
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  23. 08-16-11 08:00 AM #58
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    strange that i'm the first person to say this but maybe try telling your boss the truth!

    lying usually backfires in life
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  24. 08-16-11 08:07 AM #59
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    if you have had bosses like I have had telling them the truth would not work.
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  25. 08-17-11 02:29 AM #60
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    WTF, I offered my buddy an all expense paid trip to vegas with me staying at bellagio full rfb and he said he was getting too old for vegas. He's 34. Really? Is that too old for vegas now. I need some real life gambling degenerate friends, all mine are too responsible. It's disgusting.

    Oh and btw, leg breaking suggestion is awesome, cut it down to an ankle fracture and get some crutches and med tape. Sell it for about a week or two and they will not only believe it, but bitches will get your coffee for you. Small price to pay for a nice weekend at the book.
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  26. 08-19-11 12:09 AM #61
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    I ended up pulling a stomach virus.. Work was a little skeptical on the second day so I just asked my doctor and he gave me a note..... Can't believe it all worked out... Crazy ******* life down there
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  27. 08-19-11 12:10 AM #62
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    And no me and my buddy didn't fuk jj.. Were not like that.. But we did meet some hot chicks
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  28. 08-19-11 12:20 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by beanbag View Post
    I ended up pulling a stomach virus.. Work was a little skeptical on the second day so I just asked my doctor and he gave me a note..... Can't believe it all worked out... Crazy ******* life down there
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