1. 08-13-11 12:10 AM #1
    Cougar Bait
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    Broke Down, Became A Pro

    Was just time.

    My bookie is 81 years old, I needed an online book anyway.

    I gave in.
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  2. 08-13-11 12:13 AM #2
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    congrats CB, good luck this foots season
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  3. 08-13-11 12:18 AM #3
    King Mayan
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    Nobody cares, you Chef Boyardee fukk.

    Saloon please. Thanks.
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  4. 08-13-11 12:21 AM #4
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    Cougar Bait = Washed-up Poster
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  5. 08-13-11 12:21 AM #5
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    congrats man , we family
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  6. 08-13-11 12:32 AM #6
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    Good job bud.
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  7. 08-13-11 12:33 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Nobody cares, you Chef Boyardee fukk. Saloon please. Thanks.
    this ****** aint even on chef boyardee's level more like the dollar store brand chef el cheapo

    fuk boy gilfbait
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  8. 08-13-11 12:43 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Good job bud.
    Look, there's a REAL poster. I mean, Onlooker is class through and through. It's posters like Onlooker that make SBR worth coming back to.

    Seriously, you are one of the single best posters on the board.

    I salute you.
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  9. 08-13-11 12:48 AM #9
    King Mayan
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    Fukk me. I'm not a "REAL" poster. How can I be liked by cougar?? That should be my #1 challenge in life, I must win cougars HEART.
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  10. 08-13-11 12:50 AM #10
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    this coughar is such a drama bitch, every single post he whines, maybe the female hormones have taken over this ******.
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  11. 08-13-11 12:53 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    this coughar is such a drama bitch, every single post he whines, maybe the female hormones have taken over this ******.
    This female comes into a thread calls me racist, then proceeds to be all over BTJ nuts and at GL had a racist comment in his signature. But he still complains. Hypocrite female.
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  12. 08-13-11 12:57 AM #12
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    Solid effort CB, surprised u held off this long...Welcome to life on easy street
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  13. 08-13-11 01:59 AM #13
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    Not sure if you guys recognize but now I am a pro so that means I now have $200!!!!!!!!!!!

    What it means if you are not a pro is that you have never had $200, ever in your lifetime.

    It takes a genius to figure this out, so don't worry if you have never understood it before.

    PRO = at least $200
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  14. 08-13-11 02:01 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Not sure if you guys recognize but now I am a pro so that means I now have $200!!!!!!!!!!! What it means if you are not a pro is that you have never had $200, ever in your lifetime. It takes a genius to figure this out, so don't worry if you have never understood it before. PRO = at least $200
    thankyou for confirming the upgrade/update in ur socio-economic status....
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  15. 08-13-11 02:04 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    thankyou for confirming the upgrade/update in ur socio-economic status....
    No problem. Before this day I had never once had $200. That's why I became a PRO. Then once I became a PRO, I was instantly better at gambling. Also, my urine smelled like vinegar.

    I think that as a side effect though.
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  16. 08-13-11 02:20 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    No problem. Before this day I had never once had $200. That's why I became a PRO. Then once I became a PRO, I was instantly better at gambling. Also, my urine smelled like vinegar. I think that as a side effect though.
    Since becoming PRO my chances of having a motor vehicle accident has decreased by a whopping 30%, my teeth have magically become whiter (thanks Opie) and my mind has somehow become like a steel trap cos stuff gets in there and WHAM, it never gets back out again...
    Anyone got a lockpick
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  17. 08-13-11 02:29 AM #17
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    Congrats Cougar Bait

    I will join soon just weary as aS A US citizen with online books Calientes is 25 mins away vegas Is 4.5 hrs away forcweekends
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  18. 08-13-11 02:30 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    No problem. Before this day I had never once had $200. That's why I became a PRO. Then once I became a PRO, I was instantly better at gambling. Also, my urine smelled like vinegar. I think that as a side effect though.
    now this whining fuk is mocking all pros, he acts like he is king jew and has jew money

    brodick loser works a 9-5 m-f for the man, can u say
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  19. 08-13-11 03:19 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Not sure if you guys recognize but now I am a pro so that means I now have $200!!!!!!!!!!!

    What it means if you are not a pro is that you have never had $200, ever in your lifetime.

    It takes a genius to figure this out, so don't worry if you have never understood it before.

    PRO = at least $200

    Another Brainiac joins the club.

    Where do they come up with this nonsense

    Congrats on accumilating $200 bucks, hopefully one day i will be able to put together such a large amount.
    until then i guess i'll just have to remain a silly old non pro.

    Ever in your lifetime...........I see they're dumbing you up over at Gamehive.

    Tell Robyn i say hi,i like Robyn.
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  20. 08-13-11 07:09 AM #20
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    Welcome to the club Coug

    If I had an 81 year old local, he would be broke.

    Does he get his lines out of the newspaper?
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  21. 08-13-11 07:12 AM #21
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    lmao!! funny!!

    you take his retirement amd 401k!!

    LOL

    Robust
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  22. 08-13-11 07:14 AM #22
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    Congrats Cougar

    It was only think missing on your resume here
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  23. 08-13-11 08:08 AM #23
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    Congrats Cougs!

    I feel 'ya about the 81 year old man. I will never forget the time I had to rob a 79 year old hag coming out of the grocery store to get the $200 so I could "Become a Pro". At the time, I felt really terrible about it. But I knew that old bitch had just cashed her SS check, and I desperately wanted to gain e-cred here on SBR. Funny thing, though.....as soon as I deposited that stolen money, and "SBR Pro" went up beside my name, all those feelings of guilt and remorse just disappeared. It was the single best moment of my life.

    You see, Coug....bein a Pro really does make you a better person!!
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  24. 08-13-11 09:00 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Masters View Post


    Another Brainiac joins the club.

    Where do they come up with this nonsense

    Congrats on accumilating $200 bucks, hopefully one day i will be able to put together such a large amount.
    until then i guess i'll just have to remain a silly old non pro.

    Ever in your lifetime...........I see they're dumbing you up over at Gamehive.

    Tell Robyn i say hi,i like Robyn.
    Sarcasm, look it up.
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  25. 08-13-11 09:01 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Congrats Cougs!

    I feel 'ya about the 81 year old man. I will never forget the time I had to rob a 79 year old hag coming out of the grocery store to get the $200 so I could "Become a Pro". At the time, I felt really terrible about it. But I knew that old bitch had just cashed her SS check, and I desperately wanted to gain e-cred here on SBR. Funny thing, though.....as soon as I deposited that stolen money, and "SBR Pro" went up beside my name, all those feelings of guilt and remorse just disappeared. It was the single best moment of my life.

    You see, Coug....bein a Pro really does make you a better person!!
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  26. 08-13-11 01:25 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Not sure if you guys recognize but now I am a pro so that means I now have $200!!!!!!!!!!!

    What it means if you are not a pro is that you have never had $200, ever in your lifetime.

    It takes a genius to figure this out, so don't worry if you have never understood it before.

    PRO = at least $200
    Terrible logic. Flawed.
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  27. 08-13-11 01:30 PM #27
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    welcome to the club

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  28. 08-13-11 01:32 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post

    Terrible logic. Flawed.
    It's not. It's sarcasm. Are you and Al Masters sharing a brain today??
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  29. 08-13-11 01:38 PM #29
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    Congrats Cougar.
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  30. 08-13-11 01:41 PM #30
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    good stuff Cougar!
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  31. 08-13-11 02:16 PM #31
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    Brock it's time to post up. You ready for college football? Who do you like in the Big Ten?
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  32. 08-13-11 02:23 PM #32
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    Playing some pre season NFL at 5Dimes already. Need to deposit in DSI to renew my Pro. Still debating it.
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  33. 08-13-11 02:45 PM #33
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    If you book is 81 you have a solid 10 more years out of him...
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  34. 08-13-11 03:56 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by geebert74 View Post
    If you book is 81 you have a solid 10 more years out of him...
    I am going to use both. It will probably be to my advantage to have a couple options.
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