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    mrmarket's 7 day hustle bankroll building plan

    Boys you have to stay in action no matter what. Sometimes that means doing a bit of work. We need those bankrolls big come football season. A bet doesn't matter until you feel it in your gut. I'll admit I'm hurting from bases and my fukking bookie Jean-Pierre is looking for me but fukk him I will be in action.

    Here is what I did on my 7 day hustle plan for building my bankroll for football season:

    Day 1
    Rent 2 reciprocating saws from tool rental place. Give false name JJ bold. Wink at cashier, he gives me the eye I get out of that place no problem at all. Walk for 1/2 mile towards home get winded. See a kid on bike push him off and take it. Drive another 1/2 on bike become more winded. Sell bike back to kid with tear streaked face who won't stop following for $5.00. That's all hes got fukking broke fukk. See grandma watching the scene shaking her head. I walk over drop the 5 dollars and offer it to her if she can get it. Help her get out of motorized wheelchair she bends down to pick up currency then I pitch her across the grass like a torpedo. Take chair and 5 dollars and drive home. Sell chair for $300.
    Net +$305

    Day 2
    My 12 year old nephew Johnny comes to visit me. I take him to get a happy meal at mcd and eat his fries. Sell toy for $3.00 to breakeven. He needs his energy. We go out i start shoving him under cars with the saw. He can't handle it and it's going wild under there scratching the fukk out of everything. I do not give a fukk though I scream at him. 5 hours we're driving 30 catalytic converters down a hill in borrowed shopping cart.
    Net +$15000 for converters + $25 for scrap metal in shopping cart.

    Day 3
    Johnny shaking badly because he handled saw all day with his weak child arms. I bring him to relief office. I say "Poor little Johnny shakes hasn't got his meds!" Emergency relief +$250 CASH MONEY, $50 food voucher= cole cuts, and temporary housing. Spend day ripping copper pipe out of housing. Also take lightbulbs.

    Net +$500

    Day 4
    Johnny goes home without cash. Experience is the best pay. All he that working is tiring need rest. Sell 2 reciprocating saws. Eat cole cuts.

    Net +$250

    Day 5
    Hot day. Walk around picking up empty plastic water bottles. Buy $1.00 tube of superglue from dollar store. Fill each bottle with neighbor's garden hose and glue on plastic caps to make them fresh. Sell at beach to squares.

    Net +500

    Day 6
    Dumpster diving with Fishhead, using remaining superglue on pesky dumpster locks that do not allow us to be businessmen.

    Net +1000

    Day 7
    Cheque arrives in mail for little Johnny shakes. Continuous cheques will cover any bad runs during season. Get square with bookie. Coming back from bookie See fedex man going to some house. Jump in the front seat of delivery truck and drive that fukker to chop shop after opening all mail (couple of birthday cards)

    Net +4000

    See boys that's over $20k right there. You gotta hustle boys but don't give up you can do it!
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    $25 in scrap for a shopping cart....damnn where is this scrapyard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RubberKettle View Post
    $25 in scrap for a shopping cart....damnn where is this scrapyard?
    Corbin Scrap and Salvage. 12801 Meatball road inglewood NJ. Run by a little bald fukk called Joey Slats.

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    great plan. just one suggestion . Maybe get some cold slaw to enjoy with the cole cuts. (I know that effects your bottom line but it can't be all about the money - or can it?)

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    This guy is another Trump

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    Quote Originally Posted by hhsilver View Post
    great plan. just one suggestion . Maybe get some cold slaw to enjoy with the cole cuts. (I know that effects your bottom line but it can't be all about the money - or can it?)
    And don't forget the oriole cookies for snacking!

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    good stuff. haha

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    good stuff

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    i miss mrmarket, he was one of my favorite posters

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