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    scientist: facebook producing generation of retards

    Facebook and Twitter are creating a vain generation of self-obsessed people with child-like need for feedback, warns top scientist


    By Sarah Harris

    Last updated at 8:11 AM on 30th July 2011





    Facebook and Twitter have created a generation obsessed with themselves, who have short attention spans and a childlike desire for constant feedback on their lives, a top scientist believes.
    Repeated exposure to social networking sites leaves users with an 'identity crisis', wanting attention in the manner of a toddler saying: 'Look at me, Mummy, I've done this.'
    Baroness Greenfield, professor of pharmacology at Oxford University, believes the growth of internet 'friendships' – as well as greater use of computer games – could effectively 'rewire' the brain.

    Vain generation: A top Oxford scientist has warned that repeated exposure to social networking websites could harm users. (Picture posed by model)

    This can result in reduced concentration, a need for instant gratification and poor non-verbal skills, such as the ability to make eye contact during conversations.
    More than 750million people across the world use Facebook to share photographs and videos and post regular updates of their movements and thoughts.



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    Millions have also signed up to Twitter, the 'micro-blogging' service that lets members circulate short text and picture messages about themselves.
    Baroness Greenfield, former director of research body the Royal Institution, said: 'What concerns me is the banality of so much that goes out on Twitter.
    'Why should someone be interested in what someone else has had for breakfast? It reminds me of a small child (saying): “Look at me Mummy, I'm doing this”, “Look at me Mummy I'm doing that”.
    'It's almost as if they're in some kind of identity crisis. In a sense it's keeping the brain in a sort of time warp.'

    A twitter message from Stephen Fry

    The academic suggested that some Facebook users feel the need to become 'mini celebrities' who are watched and admired by others on a daily basis.
    They do things that are 'Facebook worthy' because the only way they can define themselves is by 'people knowing about them'.
    'It's almost as if people are living in a world that's not a real world, but a world where what counts is what people think of you or (if they) can click on you,' she said.
    'Think of the implications for society if people worry more about what other people think about them than what they think about themselves.'
    Her views were echoed by Sue Palmer, a literacy expert and author, who said girls in particular believe they are a 'commodity they must sell to other people' on Facebook.
    She said: 'People used to have a portrait painted but now we can more or less design our own picture online. It's like being the star of your own reality TV show that you create and put out to the world.'

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    like you needed a study to figure out people with 1000 facebook friends are retards

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    Cause and effect....Anyone who couldnt see this coming from a mile away is probably a user of these sites Fukkin sad what we r allowing ourselves to become Would never have an account at any of thees places...

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    It took a scientist to say this, any person with half a brain already realized this, but I do agree with him.

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    i thought everyone knew this.

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    Never saw the need for a facebook, except for networking for a business (ex: nightclub promoter). Why would you want to broadcast your business to the world? If I haven't spoke with you since high school, that means I don't care to speak to you. If I need to get in contact with you, I will find you.

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    This thread topic is awesome. It's true too people are fuking weird thinking I care that they are going out/cleaning their room/jerking off/taking a shit.
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    Each generation is dumber and lazier than the next. Ain't technology wonderful

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    Couldn't agree more

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotSinner32 View Post
    This thread topic is awesome. It's true too people are fuking weird thinking I care that they are going out/cleaning their room/jerking off/taking a shit.
    Facebook super user

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cap dat 4ss View Post

    Facebook super user

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    Nice cleavage baby!!!

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    Bettilimbroke is reading a thread on SBR

    Sorry just wanted to update you guys

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    Please USA - refine the chinese 1 child policy and adopt the ZERO child policy for about 30 yrs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rio DiNero View Post
    Never saw the need for a facebook, except for networking for a business (ex: nightclub promoter). Why would you want to broadcast your business to the world? If I haven't spoke with you since high school, that means I don't care to speak to you. If I need to get in contact with you, I will find you.
    This pretty much sums up my feelings exactly. In a world where everyone has a cell phone and an email address, why do we need anything else to stay in touch with the people we care about? Facebook is a colossal waste of time. Not to mention the loss of productivity in schools and the workplace from people constantly checking this garbage.
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    Some people really live for that sheet.

    A man in Egypt has named his newborn daughter "Facebook" in honor of the role the social media network played in bringing about a revolution,

    A fence is spray painted with the word Facebook in Tahrir Square during protests which saw the ouster of President Mubarak.

    http://articles.cnn.com/2011-02-21/w...ia?_s=PM:WORLD

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    Good article. Very true.

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    Should be a public service announcement warning all.. Posting on message boards/ facebook you could end up like this guy.



    Problem solved...

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    scientists just jealous no one is twitting at them and no one is friending them on facebook

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    mostly people who live in Canada...eh ????/

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    Not much different than people who start a thread, then bump it themselves because no one is interested.

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    hey guys, this is supposed to be on DL. The plan is to create retards, while at the same time, not becoming one...do you want the facebookers to become self-aware?

    Lets just keep this to ourselves and enjoy not having as much competition to deal with.

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    im fukkin hungry. what is everyone eating so i know what to eat

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsMushroom View Post
    scientists just jealous no one is twitting at them and no one is friending them on facebook
    Im sure they are crushed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettilimbroke999 View Post
    Bettilimbroke is reading a thread on SBR

    Sorry just wanted to update you guys

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    My friends jerk off to friends on facebook

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    Has anyone seen the new Curb your Enthusiasm episode with the woman saying "LOL"? Funny shit...

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    Watch from 2:00 on...


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    Facebook retards must be migrating here... I see tons of "hey look at me threads."

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    that Curb your enthusiasm video

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    can't get into facebook too silly

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    Example: Hey look at me I'm down over $30,000 lifetime but I've just decided to start selling my picks. Anyone interested in buying?(true story)

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    im there for the games and so i can read gossip and remember the good ole days of high school and being abused

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    hahaha, not at all surprising. I'm continually stunned at the grasp America is loosing on the english language.

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