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    It Was A Good Run SBR...

    mods , you need to update your resume's...

    sam9ball , you are a class act...thanks for everything...

    higher ups , what are your plans ???

    jjgold , where will you work now ???




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    JJ has a position at the deli cutting cold cuts lined up

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    saints

    you are gay.

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    The clowns in CR that work at SBR are being told now to pump every book or go back to the THE USA and try real work...


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    If JJ can even see the books affiliate money, the place is doomed. Luckily he can't and it is all lies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saints7011 View Post
    mods , you need to update your resume's...

    sam9ball , you are a class act...thanks for everything...

    higher ups , what are your plans ???

    jjgold , where will you work now ???
    this couldnt come at a worst time. he has 38 days before parents kick him from house. 108 degree newark days are the least of his concerns
    well he has a lot of skills in the workforce. my guess is CPS and Jeffrey get involved since the boy will take jabs at his paycheck

    well JJ can't keep a real job but with his horseshoe look, a lot of employers look to fill quatos then it's all downhill after that. jj claims to have been set up by 77 employers thru the years

    "Hi There, well I have had some trouble holding jobs. My longest job was forklift operator for 3 years at Tressel Industries. I got fired because some fuk stole my cell phone and i hammered him on the job. I was stupid I should of hammered him on off hours at little lou's Pub where he used to go. Hey it was worth it.

    Worked a deli for a while and built up a nice numbers operation in about 1.5 years. What i did was when the customers came in to play pick its, ect I gave them better odds and i would book it and pay cash with no taxes. Well the owner caught on and so his lottery business was down and warned me first and then i said i would put a hole in him if he ever talked to me like that again. He called the police and they slapped a terrostic threat charge on me. My uncle Tony got me off the rap though.

    Was a warehouse worker for 2 years and did not like it and quit, told the boss to go fuk off!!! I love doing that when I quit a job and maked me fel like a big man.

    I worked at maytag for a while fixing machines and got bounced for getting caught at my local racetrack on job time.

    I worked at a gas station for a while and hated it.

    I went into my own business for a while doing cement work and got lazy and a few jobs went sour and consumer protection complaints were filed because a couple of my clients claimed I used watered down cement and their steps broke up in 6 months, fuk it was not my fault.

    I was a security guard for about a year and liked it because i could bet horses while working with my local. We watched on the net and banged races big but my partner fuked the book and a big blow up happend on the job and the boss canned me.

    Another job I had was a waiter at a local resaurant, well i had to wok there for free, i lost big money to a shark and he owned the fukking place.

    Paid that debt and floated around with about 5 other jobs for about 8 months and got canned on a few because of fights and a few were my decision.

    Now currently I am working for a water company for 1.7 years delivering water. I like it but some of the co workers rib me a little calling me the fat water boy, ect. I have heard all the jokes, ect..... I think I might be able to sell some water on the side without the boss knowing. I am going to tell him they cancelled delivery and then i am going to get empty bottles and fill them in my fukkin sink and the customers will not even know. It will be all profit then and a nice side job. I love this job though because we have dice games at lunch and a few guys take my action with sorts on credit. I think I could last at this job and the side water deal I am working on will work well, I am clever with this idea. i think I can get like 25% of the companies customers to cancel, I just tell the clowns I will get it cheaper (from my fukkin sink!!) and they will sign up for it. Can you imagine I will be using my local towns water and making a profit by selling it to customers and telling them it is Poland Springs.

    Good Luck

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    Time for JJ to re-evaluate his life. This old thread was hilarious:

    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/581...d-members.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by topgame85 View Post
    JJ has a position at the deli cutting cold cuts lined up
    topgamer

    its " cole cuts "

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    JJ is gonna be a janitor at McDonald's

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    jj would make a good clown for children's parties!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkdown View Post
    jj would make a good clown for children's parties!!

    Donkdown, I don't think JJ would like you saying that......





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    No you're not funny...but your package is slightly lower and to the left of the hole in your pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    JJ is gonna be a janitor at McDonald's
    remind me to urineate and shitt all over the toilet and floors next time i'm in hobokken in case this really happens

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    He's down a ton of money to a bookie who happens to be gay. That apartment he's staying at belongs to the bookie he owes money to. Because JJ has no ability to come up with the money he owes, he agreed to be the bookies sex slave for the next year. JJ does live in that basement at times, but that's only when the bookie brings other men home and doesn't want JJ to be around. JJ is now abusing steroids and lifting weights because the bookie threatened to end the deal if JJ didn't get in better shape. He'd like JJ to have a tighter A$$. JJ is having a tough time handling the stress of the situation which is why he's constantly smoking weed and going off on imaginary friends.

    If you make a video, know that he's going to jerk off to it, no matter how innocent or what the content is. To the girl with big boobs who recently made a video, JJ admitted to watching it 55 times, he also went through a complete box of tissues.

    JJ is one of the biggest douche bags of our time.

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    Compaqdikk...who is this TurbanCowboy character??

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    I must of missed the thread where SBR announce they were closing shop, Link please

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    Time to start delivering Pizza for Papa Johns.

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    jesus christ at least he didnt end the post with dulas

    dumbest thing ever

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    Good Luck Saints.

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    Saints God Bless you pal

    We all will still be here betting

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    Dude's going to be delivering SBR pizzas.

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    where tha fuk was the dulas?? im really fn disapointed

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    Donkdown, I don't think JJ would like you saying that......





    Two things about this video

    1) Gold going completely berserk yet again in a total melt down

    2)WhaThaFuk is that hideous looking attire Gold is sporting

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    [COLOR=#000000 !important]TurbanCowboy40's post:[/color]
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    [COLOR=#000000 !important]JJ/HANK,

    You are not a professional gambler. You are a professional loser. That's not being harsh or rude, that's just stating the simple truth. I was looking at car reviews on youtube the other night and for whatever typed in gambling. When I did this there was you and your ridiculous hair piece, so I clicked on you expecting the worse. Let me just say that you far exceeded my expectations and that shouldn't be taken as a compliment.

    You have serious serious serious mental issues. What you are doing and these videos that you continue to post are only getting more disturbing. I'd be lying if I said I didn't find them a little entertaining, but that's only because I feel like I'm watching a car crash. You shouldn't take enjoyment from watching a car crash, or in your case, watching someone destroy their life.

    Your are dillusional in your thinking that you should receive monetary compensation for your presence on the board. You are no more important to this board than someone with 7000 posts on a Michigan football board or Duke basketball board. Every board in the world has a few people that draw a little more attention than others and none of them are being paid. They have lives and real jobs.

    You need to stop gambling effective immediately. You need to work on getting yourself a real job and creating a real life for yourself. For you to think that you'll eventually get back in the game or make up for everything that you've lost if you keep betting is insane. Right now you can't pick your nose, but even if you do get on a roll, which aint happening, it's only a matter of time before you lose again. Anyone that would put $20000 or lie about putting $20000 on a first half line in the Super Bowl has no business placing bets. You didn't even know who would start with the ball you moron. You think the fact that the Giants got the ball first and burned clock and scored points against a defense that had been exposed by good offenses all year put your bet at a huge disadvantage? The chances were very good that this would happen if the Giants were able to receive the to start the game, information that was critical to your bet and information that you didn't have. And you put up $20000 on a bet where the results of the coin toss were critical? That's a stupid bet for Tiger Woods let alone someone who can't afford to buy a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

    You want to create something on youtube that will make a difference or be worth watching, for more reasons than just watching someone embarrass themself and go down in flames? Stop gambling and become a real man. Throw the hair piece in the trash can, it makes you look like a fool. Go out and find a real job. I don't care what you're doing, as long as it isn't gambling related, you need an income. Start communicating without using the f bomb every other word. Stop using the lord's name in vain every 5 seconds. Given the way you act and speak, you don't deserve a break in life, which is probably why you aren't getting any. Stop feeling sorry for yourself because you aren't happy with your looks. There are plenty of people in this world being productive with their lives who are bald and uglier than you. If you had a real job, were responsible, dependable and a good person, you could find someone. I don't claim to know everything about women, but most women, at least respectable women dislike gambling and gamblers. Most women want to feel secure with someone and being with a gambler, I don't care if you're good or bad, hurts the security factor big time. No respectable women will ever want to be with you if you continue down your current path. So get yourself together and turn your videos into updates. If you could go from what you are now to a respectable and productive citizen, you might have yourself something you could sell to gamblers anonymous. Because right now you are the poster boy for what not be. You may not be a criminal or a sex offender, and I'm just assuming that, but you are an incredible douchebag that is going nowhere in life.

    To those people on this forum that support or encourage Hank, you should be ashamed of yourselves. This man needs serious help. To encourage his behavior or make him feel like he's doing nothing wrong is wrong, it also speaks little of your own character.

    If you really want to help this guy out or be his friend, make him irrelevant on the board. Don't aknowledge him and don't respond to him. He is a total degenerate with serious mental issues. I also think he has a drug problem as well. He smokes weed in his videos and talks about popping pills so I think I'm correct in assuming that.

    Just think about what he's doing in these videos and the things he's saying. He has serious serious serious problems and more than a handful of you are enablers.

    It's not normal for a message board to be someone's life, especially a gambling forum. He's also not responsible for enough traffic that any business worth a grain of salt would care about. A poll was made up about him and 50 people responded? 50 people? Hank might be worth something if 5000 people responded, but 50? Most people want him out of here as well. And he keeps making videos thinking he should be paid and that he's threatening not to post if he doesn't get his way? You know how laughable that is? JJ/Hank is so addicted to this board that if the site admin was able to block his IP address unless he paid a $25/mo subscription fee, he'd go rob a gas station. And he wants to be paid? What a joke.

    It's time for everyone to ignore Hank. He needs to get his life together. I'm being dead serious about this. You are enabling a very sick man. He probably should be admitted somewhere.

    I'm not trying to be the board mom and I'm not trying to act like I'm holier than thou. I just think it should be obvious to anyone with half a brain that isn't a complete scumbag that continuing to support or aknowledge Hank is just the wrong thing to do.

    The guy just gave advice to those with a wife and kids that they need to be careful about not getting caught gambling as this is the time of the year when the losing can mount. You know how sad and twisted that advice is? Advice like that can only come a man who has no regard for lifes real responsibilities or the things that are really important.

    If you want to help Hank, you need to force him to give this up. I don't care what the topic is, ignore him
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    If this is your going away post and you stay the F away for eternity. Thanks. If not, suck a D.

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    jj is nothing but class

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post


    To those people on this forum that support or encourage Hank, you should be ashamed of yourselves. This man needs serious help. To encourage his behavior or make him feel like he's doing nothing wrong is wrong, it also speaks little of your own character.

    The brutal truth:

    http://www.theonion.com/video/aa-des...-of-onc,18349/


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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    [COLOR=#000000 !important]TurbanCowboy40's post:[/COLOR]
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    [COLOR=#000000 !important]JJ/HANK,

    You are not a professional gambler. You are a professional loser. That's not being harsh or rude, that's just stating the simple truth. I was looking at car reviews on youtube the other night and for whatever typed in gambling. When I did this there was you and your ridiculous hair piece, so I clicked on you expecting the worse. Let me just say that you far exceeded my expectations and that shouldn't be taken as a compliment.

    You have serious serious serious mental issues. What you are doing and these videos that you continue to post are only getting more disturbing. I'd be lying if I said I didn't find them a little entertaining, but that's only because I feel like I'm watching a car crash. You shouldn't take enjoyment from watching a car crash, or in your case, watching someone destroy their life.

    Your are dillusional in your thinking that you should receive monetary compensation for your presence on the board. You are no more important to this board than someone with 7000 posts on a Michigan football board or Duke basketball board. Every board in the world has a few people that draw a little more attention than others and none of them are being paid. They have lives and real jobs.

    You need to stop gambling effective immediately. You need to work on getting yourself a real job and creating a real life for yourself. For you to think that you'll eventually get back in the game or make up for everything that you've lost if you keep betting is insane. Right now you can't pick your nose, but even if you do get on a roll, which aint happening, it's only a matter of time before you lose again. Anyone that would put $20000 or lie about putting $20000 on a first half line in the Super Bowl has no business placing bets. You didn't even know who would start with the ball you moron. You think the fact that the Giants got the ball first and burned clock and scored points against a defense that had been exposed by good offenses all year put your bet at a huge disadvantage? The chances were very good that this would happen if the Giants were able to receive the to start the game, information that was critical to your bet and information that you didn't have. And you put up $20000 on a bet where the results of the coin toss were critical? That's a stupid bet for Tiger Woods let alone someone who can't afford to buy a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

    You want to create something on youtube that will make a difference or be worth watching, for more reasons than just watching someone embarrass themself and go down in flames? Stop gambling and become a real man. Throw the hair piece in the trash can, it makes you look like a fool. Go out and find a real job. I don't care what you're doing, as long as it isn't gambling related, you need an income. Start communicating without using the f bomb every other word. Stop using the lord's name in vain every 5 seconds. Given the way you act and speak, you don't deserve a break in life, which is probably why you aren't getting any. Stop feeling sorry for yourself because you aren't happy with your looks. There are plenty of people in this world being productive with their lives who are bald and uglier than you. If you had a real job, were responsible, dependable and a good person, you could find someone. I don't claim to know everything about women, but most women, at least respectable women dislike gambling and gamblers. Most women want to feel secure with someone and being with a gambler, I don't care if you're good or bad, hurts the security factor big time. No respectable women will ever want to be with you if you continue down your current path. So get yourself together and turn your videos into updates. If you could go from what you are now to a respectable and productive citizen, you might have yourself something you could sell to gamblers anonymous. Because right now you are the poster boy for what not be. You may not be a criminal or a sex offender, and I'm just assuming that, but you are an incredible douchebag that is going nowhere in life.

    To those people on this forum that support or encourage Hank, you should be ashamed of yourselves. This man needs serious help. To encourage his behavior or make him feel like he's doing nothing wrong is wrong, it also speaks little of your own character.

    If you really want to help this guy out or be his friend, make him irrelevant on the board. Don't aknowledge him and don't respond to him. He is a total degenerate with serious mental issues. I also think he has a drug problem as well. He smokes weed in his videos and talks about popping pills so I think I'm correct in assuming that.

    Just think about what he's doing in these videos and the things he's saying. He has serious serious serious problems and more than a handful of you are enablers.

    It's not normal for a message board to be someone's life, especially a gambling forum. He's also not responsible for enough traffic that any business worth a grain of salt would care about. A poll was made up about him and 50 people responded? 50 people? Hank might be worth something if 5000 people responded, but 50? Most people want him out of here as well. And he keeps making videos thinking he should be paid and that he's threatening not to post if he doesn't get his way? You know how laughable that is? JJ/Hank is so addicted to this board that if the site admin was able to block his IP address unless he paid a $25/mo subscription fee, he'd go rob a gas station. And he wants to be paid? What a joke.

    It's time for everyone to ignore Hank. He needs to get his life together. I'm being dead serious about this. You are enabling a very sick man. He probably should be admitted somewhere.

    I'm not trying to be the board mom and I'm not trying to act like I'm holier than thou. I just think it should be obvious to anyone with half a brain that isn't a complete scumbag that continuing to support or aknowledge Hank is just the wrong thing to do.

    The guy just gave advice to those with a wife and kids that they need to be careful about not getting caught gambling as this is the time of the year when the losing can mount. You know how sad and twisted that advice is? Advice like that can only come a man who has no regard for lifes real responsibilities or the things that are really important.

    If you want to help Hank, you need to force him to give this up. I don't care what the topic is, ignore him.
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    SBRForum.com just passed up Covers.com on Alexa. That's taken six years. Folks are not thinking this through. Sportsbookreview.com is headed for record traffic. The unwanted confusion in the industry is creating record traffic on the reviews site. The social network side of the SBR business is also doing quite well. We will continue to hire to expand poker and the forum perks such as trivia. We have indeed lost momentum in the areas affected by new laws but that is being partially offset with growing support from companies who operate in areas that are not affected.

    As I said in a thread yesterday; as long as SBR continues to inform and entertain at a high level and stays committed to building and improving then everything else will take care of itself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    SBRForum.com just passed up Covers.com on Alexa. That's taken six years. Folks are not thinking this through. Sportsbookreview.com is headed for record traffic. The unwanted confusion in the industry is creating record traffic on the reviews site. The social network side of the SBR business is also doing quite well. We will continue to hire to expand poker and the forum perks such as trivia. We have indeed lost momentum in the areas affected by new laws but that is being partially offset with growing support from companies who operate in areas that are not affected.

    As I said in a thread yesterday; as long as SBR continues to inform and entertain at a high level and stays committed to building and improving then everything else will take care of itself.
    excellent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    SBRForum.com just passed up Covers.com on Alexa. That's taken six years. Folks are not thinking this through. Sportsbookreview.com is headed for record traffic. The unwanted confusion in the industry is creating record traffic on the reviews site. The social network side of the SBR business is also doing quite well. We will continue to hire to expand poker and the forum perks such as trivia. We have indeed lost momentum in the areas affected by new laws but that is being partially offset with growing support from companies who operate in areas that are not affected. As I said in a thread yesterday; as long as SBR continues to inform and entertain at a high level and stays committed to building and improving then everything else will take care of itself.

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    saints is gay..

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    SBRForum.com just passed up Covers.com on Alexa. That's taken six years. Folks are not thinking this through. Sportsbookreview.com is headed for record traffic. The unwanted confusion in the industry is creating record traffic on the reviews site. The social network side of the SBR business is also doing quite well. We will continue to hire to expand poker and the forum perks such as trivia. We have indeed lost momentum in the areas affected by new laws but that is being partially offset with growing support from companies who operate in areas that are not affected. As I said in a thread yesterday; as long as SBR continues to inform and entertain at a high level and stays committed to building and improving then everything else will take care of itself.

    so many arguments here, not smart business here, keep telling your self this and see how long you last

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    so many arguments here, not smart business here, keep telling your self this and see how long you last
    "Keep getting an increasing share of a shrinking market"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfL7STmWZ1c

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