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    SBR Trend: Self Proclaimed Professional Gamblers who still live with their parents.

    Not calling out anyone here ( you know who you are).

    Just downloaded a trial of Sports Options and it dawned on me that the very people who promote the use of such software are still sucking off their mom's Most of you are in your mid-twenties, some college degree'ed

    Also occurred to me that you would have to be active with at least 5-6 keys outlets to even make the subscription worth it

    It follows if you have 6-10k laying offshore why in the hell wouldn't you want to do the natural thing and start living independently
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    Also, get a fukcin' job. No way your going to steam your way to becoming a millionaire.

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    Getting even a one bedroom apartment increases your chances of getting laid

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    I will never reach my full potential as a gambler cause I will not spend $100 on sports option. $100 a month can easily go to one of my many other fukking bills, cell phone, power, internet/cable, gas. That's the reality of been a fukking grown up.

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    This is a classic thread.... Completely agree!

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    been trying to tell these fukks that from the beginning.

    EI is on a roll today

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    "8 Teamers" and "Net Worth All In Plays" once a year..

    Fukk chasing steam...

    Right Rudy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    "8 Teamers" and "Net Worth All In Plays" once a year..

    Fukk chasing steam...

    Right Rudy?


    go big or go home.. you cannot try to grind out a fukkin profit yearly chasing steam....lets see how many books you end up having after they kick you out. and if they aren't kicking you out, you arent chasing steam right

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    Or if the books your chasing steam at because they are slow moving, even pay out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Innings View Post
    the very people who promote the use of such software are still sucking off their mom's Most of you are in your mid-twenties, some college degree'ed

    extra innings, you buried me here.
    Last edited by ZetaPsi808; 07-22-11 at 12:44 PM.

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    innings not cool pal

    some things are better not talked abt

    this put me on tilt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Innings View Post
    Not calling out anyone here ( you know who you are).

    Just downloaded a trial of Sports Options and it dawned on me that the very people who promote the use of such software are still sucking off their mom's Most of you are in your mid-twenties, some college degree'ed

    Also occurred to me that you would have to be active with at least 5-6 keys outlets to even make the subscription worth it

    It follows if you have 6-10k laying offshore why in the hell wouldn't you want to do the natural thing and start living independently

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    Quote Originally Posted by Extra Innings View Post
    Not calling out anyone here ( you know who you are).

    Just downloaded a trial of Sports Options and it dawned on me that the very people who promote the use of such software are still sucking off their mom's Most of you are in your mid-twenties, some college degree'ed

    Also occurred to me that you would have to be active with at least 5-6 keys outlets to even make the subscription worth it

    It follows if you have 6-10k laying offshore why in the hell wouldn't you want to do the natural thing and start living independently
    Make a video about this

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    classic thread

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    I say you live at your parents and then when you want to get laid get a hotel room. Have parents pay for internet etc hahahaha

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    If you bet at least $200 per game I would think you need a real time service and as Extra Innings says have many books your posted up at.

    Plenty even pay $550 a month fort Don BEst

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    I still live with my parents but in no way have I ever proclaimed myself to be a professional 'gambler' .
    At any rate, I should be all moved out in two years and have a good paying job. (still in college)

    I don't know anyone who would want to live with their parents more then they would have to. It is driving me ******* crazy living here.

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    Ya even just rent an apartment or house. You can get one for under 1k a month.

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    If you don't have a job you shouldn't even gamble.

    PERIOD.

    Get a fuking job you bums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neverstoppers23 View Post
    I still live with my parents but in no way have I ever proclaimed myself to be a professional 'gambler' . At any rate, I should be all moved out in two years and have a good paying job. (still in college) I don't know anyone who would want to live with their parents more then they would have to. It is driving me ******* crazy living here.
    I would want to, I moved to Canada at 15 then to various other locations and haven't been back full time since (30 now)... I would love nothing more than to have 1 month at my folks' house.... Mom would do my laundry, home cooked meals, junk food, etc... Would be a great month vacation from reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    If you don't have a job you shouldn't even gamble.

    PERIOD.

    Get a fuking job you bums.
    Straight truth..
    Respect

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    If you don't have a job you shouldn't even gamble.

    PERIOD.

    Get a fuking job you bums.
    Exactly, a job can help pay for insurance etc. Even if you make a lot renting out duplexes etc might as well save money where you can. I make a decent amount sports betting but I still have a job that pays for dental insurance etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demonata View Post
    I say you live at your parents and then when you want to get laid get a hotel room. Have parents pay for internet etc hahahaha
    Do you know how many times I got laid by accident...just because I had an apartment It woo'ed them with drugs, alcohol, and candle light!

    About a quarter would have told me to take a hike if I said, "let's get a room"

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    Quote Originally Posted by spankie View Post
    If you don't have a job you shouldn't even gamble.

    PERIOD.

    Get a fuking job you bums.
    Actually, if you work hard for your money and gamble it away your an even bigger loser than the guy with no job...

    Gamblers are hustlers by nature, they can turn a bag of aluminum cans into a bucket to get around town.. They'll turn some copper wire into rent money..

    You on the other hand, work hard to make your money and trick some broad into liking you, only to eventually lose everything gambling and end up divorced...

    You're not even a true gambler... Just some bored square with nothing else to do...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    extra innings, you buried me here.
    Lol, nailed me too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    innings not cool pal

    some things are better not talked abt

    this put me on tilt
    I guess that's why you're called "Onetrickpony" then uh Mr.Trick.

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    paco

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    I have an even better question, again. Why do you care if some-one lives with their parents. This is just an online forum, for gambling. I don't like to see anyone suffer from gambling addiction, like I am sure a good percentage of people on here have but they are in no way any more abt to being addicted then the person making 50k a year at some office job.

    Anyways, I am fine living off of SSI Disability right now, and going to school, and living with my parents. I would love to have an accounting job some where, right now. But its just not in the making yet. Soon, though. I am either going to go to graduate school at UNLV, or somewhere out west. Or find an accounting job at sports/casino place.

    Anyways, rar. Good luck to everyone living off of their moms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    Actually, if you work hard for your money and gamble it away your an even bigger loser than the guy with no job...

    Gamblers are hustlers by nature, they can turn a bag of aluminum cans into a bucket to get around town.. They'll turn some copper wire into rent money..

    You on the other hand, work hard to make your money and trick some broad into liking you, only to eventually lose everything gambling and end up divorced...

    You're not even a true gambler... Just some bored square with nothing else to do...

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    Richie Cunningham aka Brock Lander's still lives at home at 38 years old.. He is a professional

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    My opinion, while all you dumba$$ go spend your life working and living day to day paying rent. Were getting nurtured further living with our parents, and getting our degrees. Yes, You lose a bit of freedom, but you save so much money. Which Leaves you with more opportunity to spend the money either on investments, betting, hookers,or schooling and whatever u want. Anyone can start working in the real world and get a place of their own( not trying to offend people who had a hard life though, those who got kicked out or tough time. People say it hard to get a job, but if your down with a minimum wage job, everyone would be working- jus saying.

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