1. 07-22-11 04:10 AM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by eleuropeano View Post
    It's all relative... obviously $20 is just change for a lot of people, but if you have $2.17, finding a $20 dollar bill stashed somewhere will make you 10 times richer...
    very good point
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  2. 07-22-11 04:11 AM #37
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    BG

    If you're being serious about your current situation, if you need me to send $100 or something either **, **, or PP to pick up groceries for the week, I will... just shoot me a PM.
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  3. 07-22-11 04:53 AM #38
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    betting geek wasn't you just in the process of buying a house what happened pal?
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  4. 07-22-11 05:02 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Wow you should no matter what keep $20 aside no matter what for instances like this. Open a checking and savings account . As soon as you get paid put 20 into savings and do not touch it. Even if you lose everything in checking you still have that 20.
    Brilliant plan but just one question.....what the **** do you do once that 20 is spent????
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  5. 07-22-11 05:10 AM #40
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    A couple months ago I saw a bum living under an overpass and I walked up to him and said brother I read about the solution to your problem on SBR and handed him 20 bucks and said there now you'll never be hungry again as you've got plenty of money for food

    I saw that bum last week and he weighed 400 pounds and I said holy ****, he said yea whyd you give me so much money all I do is fuckin gorge myself constantly and live off the interest of that 20 bucks you gave me
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  6. 07-22-11 05:13 AM #41
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    Lol I don't believe it
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  7. 07-22-11 05:19 AM #42
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    don't buy it either
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  8. 07-22-11 05:34 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by BettingGeek View Post
    What have I done?



    Hungry ...
    Most banks will charge a service fee if you're account dips below a certain level. Either this is a lie or you screwed. A or B.
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  9. 07-22-11 05:36 AM #44
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    You need to take courses in MOney Management.
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  10. 07-22-11 05:38 AM #45
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    if my checking goes under 100 i get a fee, if my savings goes under 250 i think there is a fee. it hasnt happened for a few yrs though thank god!
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  11. 07-22-11 05:38 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by eleuropeano View Post
    It's all relative... obviously $20 is just change for a lot of people, but if you have $2.17, finding a $20 dollar bill stashed somewhere will make you 10 times richer...
    plus its like 18 mcdoubles from mcdonalds.

    listen to the guy that said bang an ugly, fat and/or old chick with money.
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  12. 07-22-11 06:34 AM #47
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    well you have enough for 2 cheeseburgers
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  13. 07-22-11 06:46 AM #48
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    Desperate times calls for desperate measures!
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  14. 07-22-11 06:58 AM #49
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    Buy 2 lottery tickets!
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  15. 07-22-11 07:06 AM #50
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    Maybe you should go hang out with the guy who always says "dulas" and collect some bottles and cans.
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  16. 07-22-11 07:33 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by BettingGeek View Post
    What have I done?



    Hungry ...
    You could all ways go steal $20 from your mommys purse and use it for bus fare to go to the nearest cliff to jump off.
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  17. 07-22-11 07:57 AM #52
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  18. 07-22-11 08:40 AM #53
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  19. 07-22-11 08:47 AM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by aggieshawn View Post
    Can I borrow $2.17 man?
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  20. 07-22-11 08:56 AM #55
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    Again, we do not know how long until his next check. I am assuming he needed to get to today to get paid. If he had $20 he could easily hit the value menu or the dollar menu. Or buy groceries.

    To keep saying"What does he do when the $20 runs out?" I am going with 2 days ubtil he gets to friday. Most of you juust keep laughing at this. Honestly i do not believe you do not see how much this makes sense .

    If you have 2 days to go before your next pay, put $20 aside. Forget about it even exists . If you have the unthinkable happen and lose control then guess what. You do not have to beg for money or go hungry. I just suggest a savings account because thats where i put all my money i want to save and not touch for emergencies.

    Why is it that only eleuropeano seems to see the common sense in this ? And i appreciate Shari for seeing it to.
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  21. 07-22-11 08:58 AM #56
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    find something to sell, return soda cans until you get paid. Look for loose change in your pockets, car, etc. .Most of all, remember this feeling because you don't want to be in this position again. Lot's have been in this position. Don't let them fool you.
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  22. 07-22-11 09:00 AM #57
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    Even WarriorFan proved my point when he said Ok so he buys food for a day or two.

    What does he do after that?

    That is the idea. To buy food for a day or 2 and not go hungry . So, you prove my point exactly but still want to laugh at me.
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  23. 07-22-11 10:00 AM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Wow....not sure what'd I'd do if that happened to me....

    Go get a job I guess?
    Blasphemy. Wrong forum. All these young bucks with 2.9 gpa's from average state schools and a "general business" degree are too good to work for Enterprise Rent-a-car for $29k/yr. They're holding out for a management position.
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  24. 07-22-11 10:02 AM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by jkilla990 View Post
    i love these kind of threads

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  25. 07-22-11 10:37 AM #60
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    How do you even get online to post this with only $2.17?
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  26. 07-22-11 10:54 AM #61
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    com on guys give the man a break
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  27. 07-22-11 10:59 AM #62
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    if you started with $1.00 then you've done a pretty good job.........
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  28. 07-22-11 11:04 AM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneault23 View Post
    Here's a thought: Go stand at one of the busy intersections in your city/town with a sign. I bet those fukks pull in a decent amount a day. You have to make it believable though. Can't go out there wearing nice clean clothes and being clean. Fukk that. It won't work.
    Its been done before. A friend of mine in college lived on the street for a month for a study he was doing. I think he took in around a hundred dollars a day when he was begging, funny part is he actually claimed it on his tax return. There are a variety of methods to begging, I think if you are smart about it you can make some decent coin(no pun intended)
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  29. 07-22-11 11:10 AM #64
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    Apply for food stamps, depending on your circumstance you might qualify for expedited status. Plus, the local public assistance office might be able to make some referrals.
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  30. 07-22-11 11:10 AM #65
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    $2? Hell, you can do it! Just have a "chip and a chair" attitude and you'll own Vegas (the tv series on dvd, not the actual city)
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  31. 07-22-11 11:13 AM #66
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    go to the race track and make a few .10 cent bets.
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  32. 07-22-11 11:29 AM #67
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    Pawn your moms laptop, deposit at book, WIN, cashout, get back the laptop. Easy
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  33. 07-22-11 12:03 PM #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by acarmelo1 View Post
    You can buy 2 Whoppers
    No he can't, thats well out of his range.
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  34. 07-22-11 12:11 PM #69
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    $2.17 Two words for ya now....

    Bankroll Management!
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  35. 07-22-11 03:47 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan707 View Post
    No he can't, thats well out of his range.
    A whopper cost 99 cents
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