How about a person talking to his ghost and pretending the large loss amounts posted did not happen...
here read posts 885/886...
http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/nba-basket...l#post10789680
or this one where the ghost keeps better record than the poster!
great stuff!
http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/sports-pro...011-a-p13.html