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    SEAHAWKHARRY
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    Heading to Vegas got $42 Dollars to Gamble

    Bought a Bus Ride to Vegas Courtesy of Eds Casino and Laundrymat...Got 42 bucks to gamble Leaving San Diego Tonight for a 48 hour turn around...Brought a 6 pack of keystone and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos...ready to party!!!!!!! Anyone recommend the Best way for me to get my $ Bumpin...also which casinos comp free rooms I will need a shower when I get there
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    U go all by yourself?? Seems to me it would be kinda lonely.

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    SEAHAWKHARRY
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    Cant take ya pal...im on mission to take my 42.00 to hundreds....ive gotta make this work ...no time for companionship

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    No homo. Just a question.

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    lol good luck to you

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    Good luck. Triple that sh!t.

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    Honestly, go downtown. Maybe Fitzgerald's. On that budget, start off w/ the coupon book and maybe try to beg for a 2nd coupon book. I was at Fitz, and you should get:

    1) $5 table game matchplay.
    2) $10 parlay match. $10 cash = $20 action.

    There's a little +EV. That should get you started. GL, I'll be pullin for u.

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    probably a true story by a guy who cant get up 200 to be a pro in the 4 yrs hes been at sbr

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    Good luck. Triple that sh!t.
    From your mouth to gods ears....I hoping I can get enough for a Downtown trick towards the end of my Vacation..you know one of those girls who will go the distance...shes gotta have teeth though..I have principles...at least more than not

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    Quote Originally Posted by MichaelWaters View Post
    probably a true story by a guy who cant get up 200 to be a pro in the 4 yrs hes been at sbr

    So true brother after I party down with the broads I hoping to have enough to finally go pro ...probably be able to do that by Betting the over under on how many c o c k s been in your rectum...over 12 -120 seems a safe bet whadda think mike?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    So true brother after I party down with the broads I hoping to have enough to finally go pro ...probably be able to do that by Betting the over under on how many c o c k s been in your rectum...over 12 -120 seems a safe bet whadda think mike?
    i believe less than 4. 4 i think to push

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    I find Michael Waters hilarious I have no clue why

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    So true brother after I party down with the broads I hoping to have enough to finally go pro ...probably be able to do that by Betting the over under on how many c o c k s been in your rectum...over 12 -120 seems a safe bet whadda think mike?
    Seahawk = winner!!

    GL, man. Have a fun trip. I once went to Wendover NV for a 72-hour war and didn't even bother w/ a hotel room. Just gamble, eat, gamble some more. Nice.

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    Awesome!!!! Pick the slots with pics of dogs or horses

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    Thanks chucky...ive got my z cavarichis on my capazios...mesh shirt...got the business in the front party in the back haircut workin......should be a blast

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    ...and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos...ready to party

    Cool Ranch Doritos are addicting, you'll probably fuk around and blow your whole bankroll on 'em.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Cool Ranch Doritos are addicting, you'll probably fuk around and blow your whole bankroll on 'em.
    I bought the Super size package from smart and final....I dont mess around

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    Good luck guy

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    cool ranch doritos maybe some late night with jay leno and some pepsi clear

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    I miss pepsi clear....never should have takin it off the shelves....just like jolt cola...some of the best soda ever made in my opinion

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    Harry, do u know golf? Kill em in the Brit Open. Have to believe a place like the Fremont has daily matchups.

    Win some $, old man, and have fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SEAHAWKHARRY View Post
    I bought the Super size package from smart and final....I dont mess around

    Sounds like you got your shit together, got a plan and what not. Vegas won't know what hit 'em.

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    it's all about the Vanilla Coke

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    Use the Slot Machine called, "Stars and Stripes". I hit $170 on a $3 bill.
    Good luck, bud!

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    I was thinking of playing WAR was preatty good at that game in grade school..probably put a few bucks on a few long shots with the ponies .....I got a plan!!

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    Fishhead is heading to Vegas right now to show you the fine art of coupon books and if he likes you he may teach you how to profit from dumpster diving

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    42 bucks to game in vegas? ur a plate of corn on the cob, at a family picnic. stay home bro. sd has casinos

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    not to be rude seahawk, but we don't need ur 42 bux but if u succeed at parlaying it on caveman keno.



    here are some vegas hookers for u.
    http://www.lvrj.com/news/39633407.html




    i doubt as a john u need to worry to much, but be careful when making requests for sex in vegas


    http://www.lvrj.com/news/henderson-p...103606579.html



    if u are doing ur gaming and hunting downtown u can find these down by the western casino on fremont about 4 blocks to the east of the golden nugget. they do have a pimp though. and he around.







    if u want legal prostition in vegas its not. its illegal. about 45 minutes away towards san fran is Pahrump, it has the chicken ranch and u can pay for whores there by v.i.s.a. its legal.





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    ya casinos comp rooms to high rollers with 42 dollars take the 42 buy a bus ticket home

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    "Guess what number I'm thinking of" is probably the best game in Vegas. It totally kicks ass! It pays better than War, Crazy eights AND Slap Jacks!

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    best way to make money with the 42 dollars in vegas 1) buy a sharpee 2) make a homeless god bless sign 3) stand at a highway offramp or 7-11 homeless comp free rooms

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    are you ready for some babeballlllll

    whats every1 like for thurs

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    Listen pal.. i dont mess around I plan on making hundreds maybe a grand... I am professional...I know what im doing here....Gonna stop at Alices diner first they got a great steak and eggs for 3.99 play a little video poker there... got a hot tip a bunch of japanese tourists bus broke down they were stuck there for a minute...machines could break any minute...gonna get my capazios shined at the harrahs( gotta look like a pro to be a pro) maybe play a spin or two on roulette gonna play may favorite number 30...and 1 they seem like good ones Then take the bus to downtown where all the action is....$1 Blackjack here i come...cant wait........cant wait

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeter12171 View Post
    ya casinos comp rooms to high rollers with 42 dollars take the 42 buy a bus ticket home
    I m covered i got a turn around ..gotta use the $$ wisley gotta find the best bets in town...gonna be on top of the world gotta play smart gotta spread the money not put the whole wad on 1 play gotta spread the action

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