I swear that JJ is the SBR celebrity.
If SBR had their own movie production, JJ would be nominated for a chocolate cover Oscar trophy.
JJ is like the comic hero icon for us Degens in here. I mean when I was in high school, I would draw pictures of my favorite hero and place it as my cover for my 3 ring binders and walk around high school to show off my idols. But in SBR, over 60% of users have a picture of him as an avatar. Unreal!
Every day is a "Roast the JJ Day", so that means that everyday is a fuking Holiday at SBR.
What I like about JJ is that his Spreadsheet looks like America's bank roll, no matter how much they gamble on the high stakes, they still never manage to break even.
Will there ever be another JJGold prospect in the SBR farm system?
Is there an old fart who would give up his left testicle just to have real hair on his noggin for one day?
Is there a Degen in this joint with caveman teeth ready to get on camera and perform like Joe Pesci?
Is there a horny Godzilla who is desperate to make love to any THING that has a hole? Like they say, "Every Hole Is A Goal".
Too bad JJ won't ever plant his seed by using his rooster. His legacy will come to an end here at SBR. But the guy seriously needs to get cloned for the future Degens to enjoy.
What would SBR be without JJGold?
Well, all I could say is that JJ reminds me of Mahowny in the movie, "Owning Mahowny"
JJ, do you also like Ribs with no sauce and a Coke on the side?
Happy 4th of July, you spectacular Degenerate!