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    10 notes from last year's BASH

    Will not be in attendance this year but for those who will be, here are 10 notes from last year. We'll see if history repeats itself:

    1. Bobby and Zeta guffawing in the elevator in the presence of strangers. One guy saying "Sbr forum..." and the other one replying with "dot com!... HAWHAWHAWHAWH"

    2. Iceminers ruining Baus' meal. Poor Baus couldn't eat or get a word in as a very drunk Miners was in his ear the whole night. At one point Fishhead could be heard from across the table saying: "Poor Baus!"

    3. Paco wearing the most ill-fitted suite I've ever seen. You guys are making fun if Bobby's latest picture of him in a suit, but Paco's was way worse. He was swimming in it.

    4. The scandal last year involving some female poster in her 50s. Can't recall her name, but I think Illini might be able to refresh our memories. He may have banged her. Others certainly did.

    5. Fishhead diving in a dumpster. I was not present for this but saw the video. I think he left Vegas with a couple of TVs in the back of his car, courtesy of the dumpster behind the GN.

    6. The Mathdotcom impostor. Mathy wasn't at the Bash last year, yet there was this guy who many believed to be Mathy. It was hilarious.

    7. Ron Paul winning the poker tourney. One of the worst poker players I've ever seen, yet this goes to show that anyone can win on any given day.

    8. The emptiness in LVBOUND's eyes. Have never seen such a void in the eyes of a human being. Would love to monitor his brain to see if there is any activity in there. Guy was so excited to "move to Vegas". Never happened, of course.

    9. Overhearing some poster's girlfriend stating that "Miss Nevada isn't that hot". The girlfriend herself was probably a 3, and dating an SBR poster. I think it was the gf of some poster named Boggs, who may have disappeared.

    10. Samball. Just a gentleman all around and a wonderful organizer. The party went off without a hitch.
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    #1

    #4...it was Mellisa

    number 10# Sam's the man

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    #1

    #4...it was Mellisa
    Yes! That's the one! Do you remember the story about her? I thought there was some kind of scandal. Did you bang her Bob?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    Yes! That's the one! Do you remember the story about her? I thought there was some kind of scandal. Did you bang her Bob?
    apparently her and paco banged in his big hot tub/jacuzzi..and no didn't bang her

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    apparently her and paco banged in his big hot tub/jacuzzi..and no didn't bang her
    sex in a Vegas hotel? this has to be some kind of a joke

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    Thanks for the recap Ronnie

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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    sex in a Vegas hotel? this has to be some kind of a joke

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    Excellent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    Will not be in attendance this year but for those who will be, here are 10 notes from last year. We'll see if history repeats itself:

    1. Bobby and Zeta guffawing in the elevator in the presence of strangers. One guy saying "Sbr forum..." and the other one replying with "dot com!... HAWHAWHAWHAWH"

    2. Iceminers ruining Baus' meal. Poor Baus couldn't eat or get a word in as a very drunk Miners was in his ear the whole night. At one point Fishhead could be heard from across the table saying: "Poor Baus!"

    3. Paco wearing the most ill-fitted suite I've ever seen. You guys are making fun if Bobby's latest picture of him in a suit, but Paco's was way worse. He was swimming in it.

    4. The scandal last year involving some female poster in her 50s. Can't recall her name, but I think Illini might be able to refresh our memories. He may have banged her. Others certainly did.

    5. Fishhead diving in a dumpster. I was not present for this but saw the video. I think he left Vegas with a couple of TVs in the back of his car, courtesy of the dumpster behind the GN.

    6. The Mathdotcom impostor. Mathy wasn't at the Bash last year, yet there was this guy who many believed to be Mathy. It was hilarious.

    7. Ron Paul winning the poker tourney. One of the worst poker players I've ever seen, yet this goes to show that anyone can win on any given day.

    8. The emptiness in LVBOUND's eyes. Have never seen such a void in the eyes of a human being. Would love to monitor his brain to see if there is any activity in there. Guy was so excited to "move to Vegas". Never happened, of course.

    9. Overhearing some poster's girlfriend stating that "Miss Nevada isn't that hot". The girlfriend herself was probably a 3, and dating an SBR poster. I think it was the gf of some poster named Boggs, who may have disappeared.

    10. Samball. Just a gentleman all around and a wonderful organizer. The party went off without a hitch.
    Wrong guy, not sure who banged her, certainly wasn't me.

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    #9 is hilarious!!!!

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    I did bang someone and EI knows all about it. But it wasn't Bash related.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    Will not be in attendance this year but for those who will be, here are 10 notes from last year. We'll see if history repeats itself:

    1. Bobby and Zeta guffawing in the elevator in the presence of strangers. One guy saying "Sbr forum..." and the other one replying with "dot com!... HAWHAWHAWHAWH"

    2. Iceminers ruining Baus' meal. Poor Baus couldn't eat or get a word in as a very drunk Miners was in his ear the whole night. At one point Fishhead could be heard from across the table saying: "Poor Baus!"

    3. Paco wearing the most ill-fitted suite I've ever seen. You guys are making fun if Bobby's latest picture of him in a suit, but Paco's was way worse. He was swimming in it.

    4. The scandal last year involving some female poster in her 50s. Can't recall her name, but I think Illini might be able to refresh our memories. He may have banged her. Others certainly did.

    5. Fishhead diving in a dumpster. I was not present for this but saw the video. I think he left Vegas with a couple of TVs in the back of his car, courtesy of the dumpster behind the GN.

    6. The Mathdotcom impostor. Mathy wasn't at the Bash last year, yet there was this guy who many believed to be Mathy. It was hilarious.

    7. Ron Paul winning the poker tourney. One of the worst poker players I've ever seen, yet this goes to show that anyone can win on any given day.

    8. The emptiness in LVBOUND's eyes. Have never seen such a void in the eyes of a human being. Would love to monitor his brain to see if there is any activity in there. Guy was so excited to "move to Vegas". Never happened, of course.

    9. Overhearing some poster's girlfriend stating that "Miss Nevada isn't that hot". The girlfriend herself was probably a 3, and dating an SBR poster. I think it was the gf of some poster named Boggs, who may have disappeared.

    10. Samball. Just a gentleman all around and a wonderful organizer. The party went off without a hitch.
    He qualified to represent the USA in the SBR poker Ryder Cup tournament. I think he placed 6 or 7 times in qualifiers.

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    mathdotcom was not at bash

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    mathdotcom was not at bash

    I'm so confused

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    I think the #9 guy was Smoggs, not Boggs. He's from England.



    I learned that ronald and Baus were brothers. Non-hockey fans from Canada if I remember correctly..

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    This just shows that you don't have a clue.

    I've been to two bashes:

    2009 - 2nd Place in the Poker tournament
    2010 - 1st Place in the Poker tournament

    Won the first ever online SBR sponsored tournament (at Bodog)
    Qualified for the SBR Ryder Cup

    I'm guessing I knocked you out of the Bash tournament last year.

    Quote Originally Posted by ronald View Post
    Will not be in attendance this year but for those who will be, here are 10 notes from last year. We'll see if history repeats itself:


    7. Ron Paul winning the poker tourney. One of the worst poker players I've ever seen, yet this goes to show that anyone can win on any given day.
    Last edited by RonPaul2008; 07-02-11 at 04:09 PM.

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    Great time at the bash last year. Wish I could make it to this year's bash in Costa Rica, but it's not a quick weekend trip like Vegas. I know my parents wouldn't watch the kids for the time I would want to spend in CR. Hope all of the SBR members that attend this year have a blast in CR!

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    FH

    Sending my guy to meet you early August. Briefcase code is 614 as usual.

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