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    daimoshokage
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    Michael Jordan's high school love letter!

    fukking old school




    My Dearest Laquette

    How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.

    I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don't let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can't go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don't be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.

    I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet. ← (joke) I am finally getting use to going with a girl much smaller than I. I hope you my hint. Well I have spent my time very wisely by write to you. I hope you write back soon. Well I must go, the period is almost over. See you next time around, which I hope comes soon.

    With my Best Love

    Michael J. Jordan

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    the girls he wants to screw is a high school bookie

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    30K Millionaire
    Fade Yourself
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    good thing he was better at basketball than grammar

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    why

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    thats pimpin

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    ballin, straight out of his advance chemistry class. it sure shows.

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    I fail to see how someone that obviously has a bad grasp of grammar and the english language can get into a US university

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    Advanced Chem? Dude was smarter then than I am now.

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