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    Tech N9ne
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    How much will you spend on fireworks?

    I usually spend $500 every year. The best items you can buy are the multi shot cakes. Them bitches are the best. Firecrackers and fountains just don't cut it. Last year some 40 year old guy lit a smoke bomb and got his ass beat. Gotta go big, fucc the pussy shit.

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    Unless they are illegal you might as well just burn the cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballs84 View Post
    Unless they are illegal you might as well just burn the cash
    lol, yea and none of us Minnesota residents would ever break the law and drive over to Wisconsin and spend $1300 on fireworks...oh wait that's what I did yesterday

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    Cops usually don't give a fucc, its the one day of the year you can be drunk as fucc and light off explosives even if its illegal. In my state is illegal yet a cop gave me a high five from his squad car when he saw me light off a 25 shotter

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    u spend 500, must be a high roller. They are free, watch others

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    $10

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    Mortars are the only worthwhile OTC fireworks.

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    The biggest thing to remember about Cops is most of them are just big kids with guns. They love to do stupid stuff like shoot off fireworks just as much as the rest of us. They will only give you crap if the public is watching.

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    I will inject and make pop rocks

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    Ze ro $0$

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    Tech N9ne
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    u spend 500, must be a high roller. They are free, watch others
    True but I'm a show off, want to be the best in neighborhood. Its like a competition round here. Everyone wants to put on the best show. After my finale you can hear shouts and claps from streets away. Fucc it, its free, used gambling winnings.

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    Artillery shells are my favorite and if you want to be a true legend on 4th of July you get your class B license and buy up to 12" shells . And the class B cakes are ridiculous.

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    Zero

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    In Texas they just canceled the fireworks because of the drought and all the wildfires thats going on. And the state is so broke it wouldn't surprise me if they did enforce it this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    Artillery shells are my favorite and if you want to be a true legend on 4th of July you get your class B license and buy up to 12" shells . And the class B cakes are ridiculous.
    cakes and reload shells are a must have.

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    fireworks stopped being cool after i lit a lb of powder and couldn't see for 5 mins after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rem sleep View Post
    In Texas they just canceled the fireworks because of the drought and all the wildfires thats going on. And the state is so broke it wouldn't surprise me if they did enforce it this year.
    I heard about that on the weather channel. That's gotta suck. I can't imagine no fireworks. I live for the 4th of july. Honestly my favorite day of the year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    I usually spend $500 every year. The best items you can buy are the multi shot cakes. Them bitches are the best. Firecrackers and fountains just don't cut it. Last year some 40 year old guy lit a smoke bomb and got his ass beat. Gotta go big, fucc the pussy shit.

    wow this ghost sounds very familiar

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    ya i love em. I always put on a show for this camping trip. I got a firing rack for the shells.

    btw going to Tech n9ne jul 18th

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    u spend 500, must be a high roller. They are free, watch others

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    wow this ghost sounds very familiar
    Ghost? lol, Why don't you go suck off opie. Your dick is firmly implanted in his anus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brooks85 View Post
    ya i love em. I always put on a show for this camping trip. I got a firing rack for the shells.

    btw going to Tech n9ne jul 18th
    . All 6's and 7's

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    Go to the beach and watch everyone else burn their cash to entertain me.

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    I'm going to spend nothing.

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    nothing
    broke

    Never really got into it

    here and there bought a few mats of firecrackers, bottle rockets, m-80's

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    The legal one`s suck and the illegal one`s are too expensive . I`ll just watch someone else light their`s off .

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    i spend the day cooking out and drinking with friends and the night looking at the lake (1 block away) for the city sponsored fireworks.. way better show than what i could try to create or especially afford..

    Robust

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    most citys have then on show

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    i was into fireworks till about 10 years old. Now i could careless glad i have the day off. Another day to get drunk, bbq and watch the other clowns that actually spend money on fireworks. Wow pretty how much did you spend 500 bucks oh money well spent

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    I normally buy a box of poppers and throw them at people from inland areas such as Temecula, Menifee, Murrieta, and Lake Elsinore.

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    $200-300, i blow shit up for days.

    just dont care..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech N9ne View Post
    I can't imagine no fireworks. I live for the 4th of july. Honestly my favorite day of the year
    me too.

    $400-500 or so. two boxes of 48 of the shells is obvious. then usually 5-6 big boxes, 5-6 big crackling flowers, 10-12 individual tubes and whatever for the lil kids that run around.

    i'm lighting shells from the time i wake up.

    usually get about 10-15 quarter sticks too, though i'm a little more judicious in when/where those go off, cops come for those.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerman2619 View Post
    i was into fireworks till about 10 years old. Now i could careless glad i have the day off. Another day to get drunk, bbq and watch the other clowns that actually spend money on fireworks. Wow pretty how much did you spend 500 bucks oh money well spent
    i remember when i used to be poor... dont worry tho target will give you a raise soon

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    i hope the 12 yr old Tech N9ne blows his fingers off. that would make my 4th of july..buying them with gambling winnings. what a crock...what a dip...

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    Quote Originally Posted by obamaismyuncle View Post
    lol, yea and none of us Minnesota residents would ever break the law and drive over to Wisconsin and spend $1300 on fireworks...oh wait that's what I did yesterday
    wisconsin here is WAY overpriced for fireworks.
    i just came back from tennessee where you can get better stuff for probably 1/3rd the price, from what i know which isn't much


    can you even get sparklers legally in minnesota? i'm headed there for the baseball games this weekend, free fireworks after the game tonight. so the baseball team can light off the biggest fireworks in the world and taxpayers can't even light off one of those crappy black worm things, that's america for you

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