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    Dad
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    Considering a Tijuana Bash

    Would anybody be interested in this?

    The rooms are super cheap. Located within 2 miles of the International Border, and only $86 per night.



    The beer is ice cold and cheap



    We can get our gamblin' on at the Caliente sportsbook.



    The food is great. Real Mexican food is fukking delicious.





    Site seeing is second to none!









    Drugs can be found on any street corner, if thats what you are into.




    If you are feeling lazy and wish to workout, you can always join in a border volleyball game.








    And last but not least, buying hookers in Tijuana is perfectly legal.

    You can pick them up off the streets...














    Or you can hit up one of the bars that houses the Mexican hookers, such as Adelitas.

    You'll find better looking girls at these joints than you can usually pick up off the streets of TJ.











    Would there be any interest to a Tijuana Bash, boys????

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    I used to go to TJ all the time... It was the place to go when you were young in So Cal.... I got arrested in TJ with 3k worth of Pills in 92 and I have never been the same... I stay away from TJ these days.

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    DAD im sure you could get some better looking broads from tijuana cmon buddy

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    Dad, if you're serious....

    I'm there hommes.....

    Adelitas here I come....

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    Place scares me a bit

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    Watch out for the drug gangs

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    Quote Originally Posted by YorkHunt View Post
    DAD im sure you could get some better looking broads from tijuana cmon buddy
    York, most of them wont let you take their pictures though.

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    I used to go down there in the 90's

    I think I have several kids running around

    count me in boys!

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    I would love to go, but as of right now I am a marked man down there.

    Long story short, I got into deep shit with an arellano-felix sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Place scares me a bit
    same here dude, I'll pretty much give any place a go and have been in some interesting environments over the years but the stories I hear from this place even make me a little hesitant of going there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post












    IN!!!

    I heard you can pick up herpes for only $20 dollars!!! They'll even throw in some hepititis for free!!!

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    i'd say maybe only about half of us would make it back...you get thrown into the drunk tank down there, your fukked at best...the odds of making it back without a haunt or two are pretty slim...great times, YES...worse times, i dont want to find out...i'd feel like a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs down there...

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    TJ should not be feared. Lots of people still go and have fun. I just had the worst experience of my life in TJ but I was also up to no good. You have a better chance of something happening to you in the Tenderloin than TJ. It's still safe and a happening spot.

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    Went to TJ in 99' and over did my welcome. Ended up staying Eight days. 6.5 in a prison. In my defense, I was trying to get back to the US that last 1/2 day. Fukkers caught me a mile from the border. Won't be going back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    IN!!!

    I heard you can pick up herpes for only $20 dollars!!! They'll even throw in some hepititis for free!!!
    $20 + $5 for the room for 20 minutes and your in.

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