1. 06-25-11 06:11 PM #1
    onetrickpony
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    Going to church tmrw

    pray for me boys, friend thought it would be a good idea if i saw how church operated

    i told her im sitting in the way back, those geezers will give me dirty looks for sure

    i hope they do that thing where they put there hand over me and i faint
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  2. 06-25-11 06:12 PM #2
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    your beyond help otp.....
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  3. 06-25-11 06:13 PM #3
    onetrickpony
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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    your beyond help otp.....
    i can reduce my sins, never too late
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  4. 06-25-11 06:14 PM #4
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    Good for you hommes...

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  5. 06-25-11 06:15 PM #5
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    pray for a winner
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  6. 06-25-11 06:17 PM #6
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    baptist church?
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  7. 06-25-11 06:19 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    pray for a winner
    will release at midnight

    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    baptist church?
    no clue its a nice church they have their own basketball court/gym
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  8. 06-25-11 06:28 PM #8
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    At the very least you can see how the most profitable business model in the world operates pony so pay attention and dont forget to take pointers
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  9. 06-25-11 06:30 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post

    will release at midnight

    on the church girl
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  10. 06-25-11 06:31 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by doublej95 View Post
    on the church girl


    not even if i pray to jesus will that happen
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  11. 06-25-11 08:57 PM #11
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    church is a great way to meet women, that's the only reason i go every now and then. these chicks are hot too all u gotta do is play the part of good religious guy and your in, score
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  12. 06-25-11 09:09 PM #12
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    You might burst into flames when you walk through the door, be safe OTP.
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  13. 06-25-11 09:16 PM #13
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    I always get that "he's talking to me" feeling when they preach...

    and feel like the preacher is always staring at me...

    could be cause Im the only white guy there...

    but Im not sure...



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  14. 06-25-11 09:17 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    You might burst into flames when you walk through the door, be safe OTP.
    That's hilarious!! Good luck OTP!
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  15. 06-25-11 10:57 PM #15
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    I already went, it wont hurt to try
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  16. 06-25-11 11:01 PM #16
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    good move, I need to get back to going, missed last couple Sundays
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  17. 06-25-11 11:03 PM #17
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    have fun, love me a good sermon
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  18. 06-25-11 11:03 PM #18
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    There is a church for devil worshipers?
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  19. 06-25-11 11:04 PM #19
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    Most churches and most churchgoers don't present true Christianity. The miracle of the Gospel is best understood when you go directly to the Bible and get the truth. It is probably quite different than you expect.
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  20. 06-25-11 11:06 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by ACoochy View Post
    At the very least you can see how the most profitable business model in the world operates pony so pay attention and dont forget to take pointers
    amen to that a goochy.. i would like to see the business operate on the same level as the others...
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  21. 06-25-11 11:10 PM #21
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  22. 06-26-11 01:42 PM #22
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    reporting on church and it was

    that chick wouldnt let me get on SBR, fuking slapped the phone out of my hand
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  23. 06-26-11 01:45 PM #23
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    nudes of her?
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  24. 06-26-11 01:46 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by GOIRISH View Post
    nudes of her?
    nah
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  25. 06-26-11 01:49 PM #25
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    A ton of HYPOCRITES go to church regularly!

    No doubt churchgoers may be able to help you financially & emotionally in your time of need BUT don't ever get fooled into thinking that a majority of them are the absolute greatest people in the world.Just remember that moderation(Osama Bin Laden would be a perfect example of taking religious beliefs to the extreme)is the key word & you'll be just fine
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  26. 06-26-11 01:58 PM #26
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    maybe you should go to church on saturday since thats the truth sabbath. Those churches want your money. You need your own personal relationship. Going to church won't solve anything
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  27. 06-26-11 02:09 PM #27
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