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    jjgold
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    Sitting Here Scratching My Fukkin Head

    ????

    Just gambling because of a habit right now
    Looking outside and saying now what??
    At times lonely

    I do not really like weekends

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    JJ, early morning, Throw your rooster pump on and possibly get an extra inch on your rooster this morning, That my friend would probably put a smile on your face, and a smile on any womans face that may **** you in the future!

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    ????

    Just gambling because of a habit right now
    Looking outside and saying now what??
    At times lonely
    I do not really like weekends
    I don't really like weekends either, JJ.
    Very unproductive usually. Tough to get guys to work, so not a lot of money to be made on weekends.

    I usually say "Thank God it's Monday" after the weekend.

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    doublej95
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    Sitting here at work watching guys work. Easy money.

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    minet123
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I don't really like weekends either, JJ.
    Very unproductive usually. Tough to get guys to work, so not a lot of money to be made on weekends.

    I usually say "Thank God it's Monday" after the weekend.
    I agree weekend JJ has real done a piss poor job this summer
    I guess with young Robert off to work in AC
    Jeffrey was all that was available

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    Scratch your other head and you will feel better.

    Regards

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    Fishhead
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    JJ, a few considerations.


    Hookers
    Drinking
    SBR Pizza
    Clean house
    Go for walk
    Hookers
    Visit family

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    jump a cliff..

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    i am confused

    i thought weekends is when you have conjugal visits with your boyfriend in the can

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    Fishhead
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    Pick your butt

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    jjgold
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    WTF back off

    Watching tennis

    Not many close matches to bet live

    Might go outside and put oil on my neighbors tree, I hate shade and makes my pad to dark

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    A shower or bath might snap you out of it.

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    Hey Coach, lots of good horse racing going on. Get yourself a cup of coffee with a little shot of Kahlua or whiskey, get yourself the racing form and start capping some races. Plan out your exacta and trifecta strategy, maybe a few 10 cent supers for fun. Remember there's a longshot that hits everyday somewhere, now go out there and find that longshot! Hitting a 25+ to 1 longshot will brighten your day guaranteed!

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    or dont buy a racing form. There is a guy named mike in the Horse racing subforum that is a good capper , wins a ton.

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    jjgold
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    Bet some baseball games

    Bet a booking index in a soccer game and won a few bucks

    winning helps

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    Maybe your rug is itchy?

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    Respect yourself JJ..


    Very very important part of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    WTF back off

    Watching tennis

    Not many close matches to bet live

    Might go outside and put oil on my neighbors tree, I hate shade and makes my pad to dark
    Oil is way to obvious. Hammer in one copper nail and set the nail head deeper than the bark.

    Six months later, no more tree.

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    better then scratching your nuts hey baldy?

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    Put oil on the neighbors tree? Is that code for something. I got a neighbor that I wouldn't mind oiling up my tree. (Nudge nudge )

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    JJ, you need to open one of those bottles I sent you and start early. Lots of things to do today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    WTF back off

    Watching tennis

    Not many close matches to bet live

    Might go outside and put oil on my neighbors tree, I hate shade and makes my pad to dark
    the other day I pissed on my neighbor yard

    why? I just felt like it

    I live in a golf course community here in Vegas

    my neighbor took pics and threaten to go viral with my rooster

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Might go outside and put oil on my neighbors tree


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    Nice JJ, winning always helps.

    Oil on the neighbors tree? Might as well light it on fire after that and watch it burn.

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    just sayin, might as well use the oil, otherwise you're just wasting it.

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    Go out and kick the balls to some police officer. Your boredom will be over.

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    line up about 8 lines and head over to sights afterhours in newark bring lots of cash

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    jjgold
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    Still scratching my head
    Nothing has changed
    stayed in all day

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    what else is there?
    if i decided to go where would it be?

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    jjgold
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    Maybe track
    No date

    Actually not much i would do anyway I feel better already guy

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    What is Carol doing? Maybe she could rub one out for you. It's better than scratching your dome and begging these twinks for attention.

    If you find her show her the upside down horseshoe JJ. You know the one.

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    cougar take your sour grapes to the winery bitch

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    Get a hooker tonight, JJ.

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    Tech N9ne
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    I was scratching my head too, just busted a nut.

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    jjgold
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    Hey this guy I know came home tonight and had his first experience I should of tapped it
    Well anway I kind of knew he was curious and liked to play because I caught him like 4 times watching gay porn

    Well tonight he answers an add on some website for massage ($100) so he goes and the guy gives him massage and hand job
    Well the guy I know wanted more, he tells massage guy he wants to be topped
    Ok so guy lubes him up and puts him over massage table and props up a fukkin surfboardfor leverageI am cumming on the floor now holding my roosteranyway guy could not take the guys 8 inch rooster so what he does is tape fukkin a stick of liquorish to his rooster and fuks him with the long thin rod of the candy that stuff is like 7 inches and like 1/4 thick and he said he liked it

    Boys this is one of reasons i stay home at night..kid said he is going back and going to upgrade to a twix bar
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