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    Bengals28
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    How do I become the ******* man around here?

    Plain and simple how do i do it.

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    ApricotSinner32
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    Validate yourself like opie did. Basically make a video with a yankee winterhat on with some raggity banged up self made khaki capris yelling/laughing like a maniac... As you will proceed in to your bedroom to show a rug/hairpiece (pretending to be a woman sleeping) You than proceed to scream in the mic that you've validated yourself 14 times and than show us your bare ass.

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    flyingillini
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    Do some toot on film as well..toot pushups will work

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    Bengals28
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    I would if I wasn't using this cheap POS laptop with no webcam. Hopefully I'll have enough money to buy a nice new soon. Untill then what else? Oh and what the heck is toot?
    Last edited by Bengals28; 06-23-11 at 03:47 AM.

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    konck
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    Suk JJ off that will always score quick pts
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    flyingillini
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bengals28 View Post
    I would if I wasn't using this cheap POS laptop with no webcam. Hopefully I'll have enough money to buy a nice new soon. Untill then what else? Oh and what the heck is toot?
    Nose candy

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    BigDan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bengals28 View Post
    I would if I wasn't using this cheap POS laptop with no webcam. Hopefully I'll have enough money to buy a nice new soon. Untill then what else? Oh and what the heck is toot?

    You cant be the man if you dont know what toot is.

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    tony_come
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    No homo shit

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    Cap dat 4ss
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    Guy using a banged up computer and too broke to know what boogar sugar is trying to be the man. Ain't the internet grand, Boyz!

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    BigDan
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    Just keep making stupid threads and acting like a douche.

    You'll be at the top of one of JJ's list in no time.

    Dont be surprised when its not all you thought it would be. Then again if you really "wanna be the ******* man around here" you may not have very high expectations anyway.

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    daimoshokage
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    suck jj's rooster ala canuckg and jj will tout you tirelessly..

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    iceminers26
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    becoming the man around here is about the same as getting to ride in the last seat of the short bus

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    jjgold
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    Bengals give us

    500-800 posts per month
    a few vids
    talk about chicks
    brag about your rooster
    tell sex stories
    do drugs

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    Cuse0323
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    make up a character and post all day with your made up stuff.

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    Cougar Bait
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    Circle jerk on film with your 3 best buds
    One saying "S" one saying "B" and the last saying "R" as they finish

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    tony_come
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bengals give us

    500-800 posts per month
    a few vids
    talk about chicks
    brag about your rooster
    tell sex stories
    do drugs
    that's a full time job

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    Footballtime
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    Try going Pro before all the things above!

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    Swinging Johnson
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cougar Bait View Post
    Circle jerk on film with your 3 best buds
    One saying "S" one saying "B" and the last saying "R" as they finish
    I remember when you were the "S" and I was the "R"......Who the hell was that guy screaming "B"?

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    If you gotta ask, you're in trouble already

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    i have found it is always best to cheat and bribe your way to the top if you cant be born to super rich parents or grandparents.

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    blackbeSSt
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    if your goal in life is to "be the fukkin man" here at sbr, you sir are in a world of hurt and need your head examined

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    ouman101
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    Pick winners and post pictures of your girlfriend naked

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    jjgold
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post
    Pick winners and post pictures of your girlfriend naked
    Real simple

    He does not have the balls to do it

    Bengals common man many have done it

    Lets get some shots of her ass

    I will give you like 20 points

    common man

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    Doc JS
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    Quote Originally Posted by WvGambler View Post
    If you gotta ask, you're in trouble already
    THIS.

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    cloudagh
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    To be the man, you have to beat the man. Start with JJ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by konck View Post
    Suk JJ off that will always score quick pts
    That's what I was going to say.

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    Cougar Bait
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    I remember when you were the "S" and I was the "R"......Who the hell was that guy screaming "B"?
    BeantownJim

    But he was always uncomfortable

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bengals28 View Post
    I would if I wasn't using this cheap POS laptop with no webcam. Hopefully I'll have enough money to buy a nice new soon. Untill then what else? Oh and what the heck is toot?
    ...your fukked already...just start fighting with people, anybody...that will get you noticed quicker than shit....controversy always helps ratings...best of luck to ya'....

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    opie1988
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bengals28 View Post
    Plain and simple how do i do it.
    You don't.

    If you coulda, you woulda.

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    Crayzee
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    all you gotta do is pick winners
    at least 60%
    everything and everybody else around here is worthless

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    stikymess
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    Quote Originally Posted by ouman101 View Post
    Pick winners and post pictures of your girlfriend naked
    This seems to get you pointed in the right direction.

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    BookiesBernanke
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    Quote Originally Posted by cloudagh View Post
    To be the man, you have to beat the man. Start with JJ.
    He means - you have to beat OFF the man. Start with jj

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    Click the X button at the top right of your screen and then get a life.

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    Dutch
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    Quietly hit 60% on your posted plays and don't be the kind of f\*g who asks how to be the man.

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    blackbeSSt
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod1010 View Post
    Click the X button at the top right of your screen and then get a life.
    agreed. people that are here to make a name for themselves need to ctrl-alt-del their life

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