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    jjgold
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    Looks Like Only A Monsoon Will Stop Texas Tonight At -230

    Who is waiting in line to place their bets ??

    I am and licking my fukkin balls waiting and smiling

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    Line is higher than giraffe pussy, I will pass.

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    what are you talking about corbin

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    they will probably end up losing

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    Fell for the chalkiest play of my life...Hope I lose on principle alone!

    We'll see

    I am licking my balls as well coach

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    Licking balls

    Unhealthy

    pass

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    After reviewing your spreadsheet, Astros -1.5 must be the play here

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    I layed the chalk as well. Here's to hoping.

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    Took em' in the 128man SBR bracket..

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    Taking Rangers on the RL (-1.5) at almost even money it is the best bet available today.
    Normally I don't like RL on the home team for obvious reasons but Wilson has been pitching great and this is a huge mismatch in every way.

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    threw a little on hou -1.5 +320

    not sure its a good play but always nice to see a thread like this
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    i'm ALL OVER texas here

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    This is one situation where Texas could lose but they wont.

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    Keep lickin your balls coach

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    The young Lyles kid hasn't looked that bad in a few starts...

    Texas should win but this price is just ridiculous.

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    texas = beast!!

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    It's baseball. There should never be such a big favorite.

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    All I know is you have to be crazy to play texas ML or RL tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by rfr3sh View Post
    All I know is you have to be crazy to play texas ML or RL tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjg:lmao:old View Post
    Who is waiting in line to place their bets ??

    I am and licking my fukkin balls waiting and smiling

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    HoulihansTX
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    Quote Originally Posted by LordVodka View Post
    It's baseball. There should never be such a big favorite.
    Texas was -300/-350, and -400(Cliff Lee) in a four game series vs the Orioles last year.

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    I might get my dik stomped on here, but i've never been this confident in such a chalky play...this is the chalkiest play of my baseball gambling career...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Play Texas in a parlay with Anaheim. Better odds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Who is waiting in line to place their bets ?? I am and licking my fukkin balls waiting and smiling

    Now that would be a video.

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    Stikes I have a video in storage about placing bets in Vegas and how to conduct yourself

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    RL is a good play, never eating that much juice on a ML though

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    After I made bet it was like stealing

    I laughed my ass off at the clerk and started taunting him by pointing at him and staring him down

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    this is not as easy as it looks jjgold...texas lineup today is not good.

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    JJ,

    You are on the right track there my friend......... Bet the fukking farm boys. Noser & Opie protected their farms last night...as well as myself.
    I got my chew, rifle, and Lone Star Long necks, just waiting..........starts at 7:05 CST.

    Latest Weather, zero wind, Hot, and Fukking Hot. 98% humidity. We had storms here this morning, some areas over 3 inches of rain, wind has stopped blowing 50 MPH, finally. Could be a storm during the game tonight.

    Good Luck to All

    TM

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    Im liking Houston ML more and more now, IM on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    After I made bet it was like stealing

    I laughed my ass off at the clerk and started taunting him by pointing at him and staring him down




    We are so doomed tonight. at least i didnt pay any juice. Rangers RL =

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    Quote Originally Posted by TEXAS MICKEY View Post
    JJ, You are on the right track there my friend......... Bet the fukking farm boys. Noser & Opie protected their farms last night...as well as myself. I got my chew, rifle, and Lone Star Long necks, just waiting..........starts at 7:05 CST. Latest Weather, zero wind, Hot, and Fukking Hot. 98% humidity. We had storms here this morning, some areas over 3 inches of rain, wind has stopped blowing 50 MPH, finally. Could be a storm during the game tonight. Good Luck to All TM
    Good luck tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoulihansTX View Post
    Texas was -300/-350, and -400(Cliff Lee) in a four game series vs the Orioles last year.
    uh, yea and they got swept by the O's

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    Lyles pitches the game of his life tonight, and all you squares get buried.

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    tex -1 (-168)

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