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    Cougar Bait
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    Man Hands

    Can you get past them?

    What if she is perfect otherwise, decent personality, agrees with your gambling, can cook, doesn't disrespect you in public, likes to get wild but looks like she's not loose, etc. but has Man Hands:

    Large lumber jack style hands that could break a 2 x 4 in half


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    doublej95
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    Nope, worked with a chick that had the roughest hands I ever saw on a chick. total turnoff

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    DwightShrute
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    if she can fix my car also when it breaks down, I might be able over look it

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    Imagine if she was a Proctologist


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    fuk that

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    If i can put a pillow over a b!tches face i can probably put one over her hands as well

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    If she's hot and I can get it, I can deal with some man hands.

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    Might not let her jerk me off cus it would be weird/dangerous just like a girl with braces blowing you but other than that why not?

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    I do not give a fuk

    If she can give me a hand job she is cool

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    Definitely a turn-off

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I do not give a fuk

    If she can give me a hand job she is cool

    JJ you would not care if it was a MAN'S hand giving you a hand job.

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    Callouses = better friction

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    they are good for me. Well hung.

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    All u saying that u wouldnt cos of the slightly used look have no fukkin idea and will be virgins 4 life. The hands are the one part of the body that cannot escape aging, be you male or female...

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    Back in college, there was an oyster bar we used to go to during happy hour every now and then. The oyster shucker was a girl, she was cute, had a hot body and was pretty cool, we'd always flirt with her and she would always give us a few free oysters. One afternoon my buddy and I are there having a few beers and we're flirting with her as usual when she reaches out and touches my arm. That's usually a good sign, but when she touched me I kinda jerked my arm back. I didn't mean to, but dam it felt like some longshoreman was trying to caress my arm and it freaked me out. I tried to cover it up, saying her hands were cold from the ice, but she knew. Later, my buddy was like WTF. I told him it was like construction worker hands and I couldn't place the way her hands felt to the way she looked, it was just weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    Back in college, there was an oyster bar we used to go to during happy hour every now and then. The oyster shucker was a girl, she was cute, had a hot body and was pretty cool, we'd always flirt with her and she would always give us a few free oysters. One afternoon my buddy and I are there having a few beers and we're flirting with her as usual when she reaches out and touches my arm. That's usually a good sign, but when she touched me I kinda jerked my arm back. I didn't mean to, but dam it felt like some longshoreman was trying to caress my arm and it freaked me out. I tried to cover it up, saying her hands were cold from the ice, but she knew. Later, my buddy was like WTF. I told him it was like construction worker hands and I couldn't place the way her hands felt to the way she looked, it was just weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadtrip635 View Post
    Back in college, there was an oyster bar we used to go to during happy hour every now and then. The oyster shucker was a girl, she was cute, had a hot body and was pretty cool, we'd always flirt with her and she would always give us a few free oysters. One afternoon my buddy and I are there having a few beers and we're flirting with her as usual when she reaches out and touches my arm. That's usually a good sign, but when she touched me I kinda jerked my arm back. I didn't mean to, but dam it felt like some longshoreman was trying to caress my arm and it freaked me out. I tried to cover it up, saying her hands were cold from the ice, but she knew. Later, my buddy was like WTF. I told him it was like construction worker hands and I couldn't place the way her hands felt to the way she looked, it was just weird.
    see it's not so cut and dry

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    I love that show...

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