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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Opie, tell us more about the oil free rub downs

    Opie, you are obviously a pro at this. You said yourself you prefer oil-free rub downs so u dont get your expensive shirts stained with the oil.

    Where do u usually go for your rubdowns? How much do you pay? HOw much do you tip for the happy endings?

    Do you go for the traditional handjOb happy ending or do you tip more for oral or "everything"?

    Do you frequent the lower end Asian massage parlors or do you treat yourself to to higher class white girls?

    Opie, teach us. Are there any tricks or secret lingo that we should know about? Have any of the girls fallen in love with you?

    Tell us everything, opie-One-kanobie.

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    EDDIE MONEY LINE
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    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Opie ignores me.

    Unreal.

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    opie1988
    I have a MAJOR fukkin clue..
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    Sorry, digger. Just finished up kissing the ass of a disgustingly wealthy old couple that I'm trying to land as clients. Fukkin' 8:00 on a Fri nite and I get to listen to stories of how things were done 40 years ago! Fukk
    me.

    Regarding the oil-free massage, I always go for
    these after several unpleasant situations regarding costly tailored
    dress shirts (and one slightly stained pair of Burberry boxer-briefs!).

    I will complete the answers to the remainder of your questions here shortly. Typing this from my iPhone, and Mrs. Opie is beginning the incessant drama regarding my driving-while-posting habits. Jesus....she really needs to get over herself at times! I barely even crossed that yellow line.

    To be continued....

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    i think this is opie picking up some milk on his way home...and he wonders why she gets on his ass...
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=408_1308243106

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    i never let the asians use oil.

    shit is too greasy. dry massage only

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